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Of course it helps their D knows every play being called by the other team. 🙂

these teams hate each other. we know how they will play this

McCarthy has a fucking cannon. He’s also a pretty fast runner. 

I liked when Michigan went into Tuscaloosa at night and ran the clock out up 2 scores against the best team in the SEC West earlier this season. 

dat ass. it does get kicked.

Michigan State would get blown out by Houston.  This is hardly a measure or anything much less coaching.  

Michigan would curb stomp Texas they play man football. We play pansy football... Hope that helps clear it up....

and when Michigan can't "scout" their future opponents they suddenly shit the bed.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I liked when Michigan went into Tuscaloosa at night and ran the clock out up 2 scores against the best team in the SEC West earlier this season. 

If we played Bama today, would we win?

4 minutes ago, z009 said:

If we played Bama today, would we win?

If we line up against OU again I think we'd beat them. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Check out if they turtle or try to score 63 

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41 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Michigan would curb stomp Texas they play man football. We play pansy football... Hope that helps clear it up....

I get the feeling you don't like Texas football.

45 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If we line up against OU again I think we'd beat them. 

Our secondary gives me serious doubt about that.

58 minutes ago, z009 said:

If we played Bama today, would we win?

With or without Barron, catalon, and watts?

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

With or without Barron, catalon, and watts?

In our current state with the personnel that played today.

40 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I get the feeling you don't like Texas football.

No I want Texas football to be Texas football I am sick of the bullshit....

michigan is the best team in the country and it has taken harbaugh the better part of a decade to get them here.  in fact, up until he finally beat ohio state in 2021, there were plenty of people who mocked him on this very site.

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

No I want Texas football to be Texas football I am sick of the bullshit....

You don't know what Texas football is. You can't even post in the right baseball thread. You might be the stupidest motherfucker on this site. 

11 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

michigan is the best team in the country and it has taken harbaugh the better part of a deccade to get them here.  in fact, up until he finally beat ohio state in 2021, there were plenty of people who mocked him on this very site.

Michigan hasn't played fucking anyone. Line those pussies up in Arlington against Texas next weekend let's see what they're actually about. 

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Man, this thread is lame as fuck.  Owner of this website would never

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7 hours ago, immamac said:

Check out if they turtle or try to score 63 

Hey, you forgot to log into your sock account, UTEX_ME, you miserable fuck.

8 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Michigan State would get blown out by Houston.  This is hardly a measure or anything much less coaching.  

This. One benefit of playing in the big 10 is playing teams that lack of any downfield passing attack whatsoever 

8 hours ago, Pimphand said:

No I want Texas football to be Texas football I am sick of the bullshit....

u might wanna take a break then.. we don't have VY

8 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

michigan is the best team in the country and it has taken harbaugh the better part of a decade to get them here.  in fact, up until he finally beat ohio state in 2021, there were plenty of people who mocked him on this very site.

How the fuck to you come to that conclusion? Based on who they’ve played their best win is maybe Rutgers. No wins against anyone in the top 25, and they’ve played teams with mostly horrible offenses. They’ve played the following (total offense rank out of 130 teams):

#41 (UNLV lol), #106, #108, #110, #115, #120, #121, #127

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Fuck Michigan and their pillow-soft POS schedule.

8 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Michigan is about to give back a lot of their wins.

What is the story here?

23 minutes ago, Left Coast said:

How the fuck to you come to that conclusion? Based on who they’ve played their best win is maybe Rutgers. No wins against anyone in the top 25, and they’ve played teams with mostly horrible offenses. They’ve played the following (total offense rank out of 130 teams):

#41 (UNLV lol), #106, #108, #110, #115, #120, #121, #127

image.thumb.jpeg.329b112e5252ed091a72d140d8ffeb50.jpeg

Fuck Michigan and their pillow-soft POS schedule.

Those teams are only ranked so low offensively because they played the mighty Wolverines of Michigan. 

8 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

michigan is the best team in the country and it has taken harbaugh the better part of a decade to get them here.  in fact, up until he finally beat ohio state in 2021, there were plenty of people who mocked him on this very site.

This is a hilarious point. Up until 2 years ago Michigan was tripping over their dicks every year just like us.

25 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

This is a hilarious point. Up until 2 years ago Michigan was tripping over their dicks every year just like us.

All this time, I thought you were female. 

In other news from around college football yesterday…

  • OU struggled all day at home against a 17.5 point underdog and won by 2 after stopping a late 2-point conversion attempt.
  • UNC lost to a 23.5 point underdog at home.
  • Everyone’s darling Washington needed a late 89-yard pick 6 to beat a 27.5 point underdog at home.

Good teams have shitty games sometimes. Can we learn from it and improve? That’s what really matters.

 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

What is the story here?

Michigan broke NCAA rules by scouting in person and recording opponents' signals.

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

In other news from around college football yesterday…

  • OU struggled all day at home against a 17.5 point underdog and won by 2 after stopping a late 2-point conversion attempt.
  • UNC lost to a 23.5 point underdog at home.
  • Everyone’s darling Washington needed a late 89-yard pick 6 to beat a 27.5 point underdog at home.

Good teams have shitty games sometimes. Can we learn from it and improve? That’s what really matters.

 

And the pick 6 was after a blatant missed DPI. 

2 hours ago, Left Coast said:

How the fuck to you come to that conclusion? Based on who they’ve played their best win is maybe Rutgers. No wins against anyone in the top 25, and they’ve played teams with mostly horrible offenses. They’ve played the following (total offense rank out of 130 teams):

#41 (UNLV lol), #106, #108, #110, #115, #120, #121, #127

image.thumb.jpeg.329b112e5252ed091a72d140d8ffeb50.jpeg

Fuck Michigan and their pillow-soft POS schedule.

that's so fucking bad it seems made up. lol

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

In other news from around college football yesterday…

  • OU struggled all day at home against a 17.5 point underdog and won by 2 after stopping a late 2-point conversion attempt.
  • UNC lost to a 23.5 point underdog at home.
  • Everyone’s darling Washington needed a late 89-yard pick 6 to beat a 27.5 point underdog at home.

Good teams have shitty games sometimes. Can we learn from it and improve? That’s what really matters.

 

get out of here with that shit, this is Surly,  we should have beaten Houston by 1,000 points blindfolded with both arms tied behind our backs.

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