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I have always kept my politics outside of my Whataburger experiences, which are usually splendid.

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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I heard his dad was wearing that hat when he died in 9/11 and the firefighters found it in the rubble and gave it to his son and the son wore it for the first time on July 4th to celebrate the foundin

  • Parliament
    Parliament

    If you can't just be happy at Whataburger, you're a bad person.

  • deadshank
    deadshank

    I have a problem with anyone encouraging assault of political opponents.  I have a problem with BT's approval of shitty behavior.  He thinks it is cool.  I disagree.  

Politics aside, I remember there tended to be altercations at Whataburger growing up.  Drunk teens and 20 somethings at 3am will mix it up.  Politics today don't help.

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The worst thing that should happen is getting Out Whataburgered.

If you can't just be happy at Whataburger, you're a bad person.

Whataburger is the opposite of Wargames from the 80's.

 

The way to lose is not to play...

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"I will beat you all over those french fries." 

I love inadvertently-homosexual threats.

A felony arrest for stealing a hat and throwing a drink. Our police state is ridiculous.

"Come get some"

 

"I have some"

 

 

That was freaking perfect. That and the El Tri fans toasting America.

 

Loved seeing the calm dude straighten his shit out.

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1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

A felony arrest for stealing a hat and throwing a drink. Our police state is ridiculous.

I think you overlooked the fact that he's Brown.

Felony minority-existing-to-the-shock-and-fear-of-white-people. Max sentence.

11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

That dude who tackled him posted on Shaggy.

politically charged?

more like...

fast food restaurants open at 2am have more drunken brawls than fast food restaurants that are not open at 2am.

Nobody in the video or on Surly defended barefooted Wimpy.

6 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Fuck that asshole.  No surprise the resident dumbasses defend him.  

Stealing MAGA hats and throwing drinks in the faces of the wearers is good praxis.

Just now, bad_teammate said:

Stealing MAGA hats and throwing drinks in the faces of the wearers is good praxis.

Seems to have worked out well for this guy.  

Shit like this and the commie bartender from NY being the face of the Democrat party will guarantee another 4 years of Trump.  

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Shit like this and the commie bartender from NY being the face of the Democrat party will guarantee another 4 years of Trump.  

You don't sound very confident.

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Shit like this and the commie bartender from NY being the face of the Democrat party will guarantee another 4 years of Trump.  

So who do you blame for making you an irredeemable piece of shit? Whose fault is it? Did a lib look at you mean once? 

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

A felony arrest for stealing a hat and throwing a drink. Our police state is ridiculous.

The fact that the "victim" was a minor probably bumped it to a felony.

Shit like this and the commie bartender from NY being the face of the Democrat party will guarantee another 4 years of Trump.  

What do those things have in common?
Oh, right.
3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

The fact that the "victim" was a minor probably bumped it to a felony.

That's exactly why. Assault of a minor while simultaneously committing theft (of the hat). You can check his magistrate search online. I'm no lawyer, but I imagine it gets plea deal'd down.

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6 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Shit like this and the commie bartender from NY being the face of the Democrat party will guarantee another 4 years of Trump.  

Typical Trump supporter has no idea what communism is, yet labels anyone left of Trump a commie.

Meanwhile, they're totally cool with GOP congressmen and the president cosying up with former KGB members on the 4th of July.

10 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

So who do you blame for making you an irredeemable piece of shit? Whose fault is it? Did a lib look at you mean once? 

How in the fuck did you ever get so unhinged?  How is someone like you made?  I really am curious about it.  You are some old white dude, right?

Were you in academia?  I can’t  see you functioning in the real world.  

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

How in the fuck did you ever get so unhinged?  How is someone like you made?  I really am curious about it.  You are some old white dude, right?

Were you in academia?  I can’t  see you functioning in the real world.  

Academia is the real world. 

9 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Typical Trump supporter has no idea what communism is, yet labels anyone left of Trump a commie.

Meanwhile, they're totally cool with GOP congressmen and the president cosying up with former KGB members on the 4th of July.

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Academia is the real world. 

LOL

45 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Stealing MAGA hats and throwing drinks in the faces of the wearers is good praxis.

We knew you would approve.  

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Academia is the real world. 

Okay. Now you’re just fucking with us.  

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Okay. Now you’re just fucking with us.  

No, just stating a fact. Academia is as much the real world as the law. You can't be myopic in your definition of what constitutes making a living.

5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

How in the fuck did you ever get so unhinged?  How is someone like you made?  I really am curious about it.  You are some old white dude, right?

Were you in academia?  I can’t  see you functioning in the real world.  

Calmer than you are, dude.

As for how I'm made, I guess you take someone who hates authority and racists but also loves Texas and guns and let that person cook in the oven of the American South for decades. Whatever derangement I have I won't blame on anyone but myself.

But like I asked, are you a reactionary piece of shit because of others? Do you blame others for your godawful politics and your disgusting bigotry like you blame the libs for Trump's victory? Do you take responsibility for yourself?

If you are in a profession making six figures, you're not in the "real world". You're kicking around in the elite class (the bottom end, but still there).

13 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Typical Trump supporter has no idea what communism is, yet labels anyone left of Trump a commie.

Meanwhile, they're totally cool with GOP congressmen and the president cosying up with former KGB members on the 4th of July.

I know she’s a socialist. I guess a good one like Bernie to people like you.  And both are economic idiots. 

 

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2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

If you are in a profession making six figures, you're not in the "real world". You're kicking around in the elite class (the bottom end, but still there).

What did you do for a living?  Is there a reason you won’t say?

Teammate is upset because can’t assault tennagers he disagrees with. 

Your Bartender from NY had parents living that elite 100k life and she lied about growing up in Brooklyn - she left at five. 

Carry on

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

What did you do for a living?  Is there a reason you won’t say?

You're in commercial real estate, right?

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

What did you do for a living?  Is there a reason you won’t say?

Why are you mad at me for not answering a question you hadn't asked?

I work for an energy firm. Oil and gas, but primarily gas right now.

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That's not Bernie Sanders lol 

1 minute ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Teammate is upset because can’t assault tennagers he disagrees with. 

I'm fine with people stealing teen's MAGA hats and throwing delicious Whataburger cold drinks in their faces. The law isn't, and it shouldn't be. A felony charge is absurd. A misdemeanor would do fine.

If you wear MAGA shit in public you deserve to be confronted.

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Your Bartender from NY had parents living that elite 100k life and she lied about growing up in Brooklyn - she left at five. 

oh man this is very important information

22 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Academia is the real world. 

 

15 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

No, just stating a fact. Academia is as much the real world as the law. You can't be myopic in your definition of what constitutes making a living.

It's certainly a living and both play an essential role in society, but academia operates on such a level of abstraction that both the rules of the institution and the environment of the academy are very distant from the experience and reality of other professions and virtually all trades. This strikes me as somewhat true in law as well, but for different reasons. 

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1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

 

I'm fine with people stealing teen's MAGA hats and throwing delicious Whataburger cold drinks in their faces. The law isn't, and it shouldn't be. A felony charge is absurd. A misdemeanor would do fine.

If you wear MAGA shit in public you deserve to be confronted.

Advocativing violence and theft for those you disagree with, even 80lb teenagers  

Communist cunt and a Sad little man. 

 

2 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Teammate is upset because can’t assault tennagers he disagrees with. 

Your Bartender from NY had parents living that elite 100k life and she lied about growing up in Brooklyn - she left at five. 

Carry on

He can assault teenagers he disagrees with. He won't because he fears the consequences and losing his place in society. . He can, however, hoot and clap when others do it.  

If the roles were reversed he'd be here going on and on about nazis, trumpkins, white people and all the other goblins he fears and hates as he looks down from his ivory tower.

The bottom line is it is wrong and sure sign of stupidity for anyone to do that another person for any reason. 

Just now, deadshank said:

He can assault teenagers he disagrees with. He won't because he fears the consequences and losing his place in society. . He can, however, hoot and clap when others do it.  

If the roles were reversed he'd be here going on and on about nazis, trumpkins, white people and all the other goblins he fears and hates as he looks down from his ivory tower.

The bottom line is it is wrong and sure sign of stupidity for anyone to do that another person for any reason. 

Did you have a problem with Donald Trump encouraging assault at campaign rallies?

5 minutes ago, deadshank said:

The bottom line is it is wrong and sure sign of stupidity for anyone to do that another person for any reason. 

It's not good, but like I said on the other thread, I'm very curious about what happened before the video started. Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences. 

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Did you have a problem with Donald Trump encouraging assault at campaign rallies?

I have a problem with anyone encouraging assault of political opponents.  I have a problem with BT's approval of shitty behavior.  He thinks it is cool.  I disagree.  

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