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30 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Let the nightmare begin

 

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the line gives me some hope Ewers injury not as bad as we fear.

Edited by lilMAC25

25 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Taysom Hill is a 4.4 guy, Kedon Slovis is like a 4.9 guy who doesn't really look to run much.

4.9? You feeling generous?

3 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Free money

Well cool guys. Go win your money.

Let the nightmare begin
 
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5 minutes ago, utexas8 said:


I can’t believe that was a thing that happened giphy.gif

You know Taysom Hill is a freak athlete right? He’s been an NFL contributor at 3 different positions for like 8 years now for the saints. He wasn’t some JAG. 

32 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

angry will ferrell GIF
 

 

the line gives me some hope Ewers injury not as bad as we fear.

Men with filthy mouths not so much. Double standard, I know.

6 minutes ago, troph said:

Men with filthy mouths not so much. Double standard, I know.

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You know Taysom Hill is a freak athlete right? He’s been an NFL contributor at 3 different positions for like 8 years now for the saints. He wasn’t some JAG. 

I’m talking about the hurdle and how he just sped up like a damn cheetah

I first looked at him and thought the video is sped up. Then I saw our players running and realized that it probably isn't.

1 hour ago, EuroHorn said:

Let the nightmare begin

 

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Smooth off a bicycle.

2 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

Let the nightmare begin

You know what...actual neg.

im taking byu and the points.  im not even convinced that we will score 21 points. 

8 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Yeah, I'm just as surprised as you. 

Still digging up other books to compare. 

 

That's a generous line.

But, perhaps Ewers' absence will force us to run the ball more.  I could see Baxter and Brooks feasting, even if BYU knows it's coming.  Murphy is good enough they can't totally sell out on the run, but Sark will probably keep the play-calling "less exotic" - which could work in our favor.  

18 hours ago, Atticus said:

Taysom Hill is a 4.4 guy, Kedon Slovis is like a 4.9 guy who doesn't really look to run much.

but can he complete passes to wide open receivers 3–12 yards away?  if so, we are fucked 

Edited by FORTY NINE TO ZERO

3 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

angry will ferrell GIF
 

 

the line gives me some hope Ewers injury not as bad as we fear.

Ugh, Ewers sprained AC joint.  2-4 weeks 

9 hours ago, hookem48 said:

so they don't even care if our QB can play or not?

Or how we played in Houston. 

I will bet you any amount of money that Texas scores more than 15 points at home against this BYU defense. 
BYU has given up 31 to Arkansas, 38 to Kansas, 27 to Cincinnati, and 44 points to TCU. Only 1 of those teams even has a good offense. Some of you are way too reactionary. 
This. I'll take some action on Texas scoring more than 15 points.

This is a game you should win. I won't be surprised if you demolish us and I would only be a little bit surprised if we beat you. We are probably one of the worst 5-2 teams out there, our run game is atrocious, and our safety position is a MASH unit, but we sometimes play up to the competition and are capable of making things interesting. Slovis can be accurate if we can protect him/give him a little time, but we aren't able to always do that. Our receivers are a talented group, but they can struggle to get open on talented backfields. Who knows which BYU will show up. Our coaching staff knows we will be overmatched, so they will probably take more risks and roll the dice more than they otherwise would. 

 

Slovis can be accurate if we can protect him/give him a little time, but we aren't able to always do that. Our receivers are a talented group, but they can struggle to get open on talented backfields.

You should fully expect a season high passing day for Slovis if this is accurate
27 minutes ago, Crockett said:

This is a game you should win. I won't be surprised if you demolish us and I would only be a little bit surprised if we beat you. We are probably one of the worst 5-2 teams out there, our run game is atrocious, and our safety position is a MASH unit, but we sometimes play up to the competition and are capable of making things interesting. Slovis can be accurate if we can protect him/give him a little time, but we aren't able to always do that. Our receivers are a talented group, but they can struggle to get open on talented backfields. Who knows which BYU will show up. Our coaching staff knows we will be overmatched, so they will probably take more risks and roll the dice more than they otherwise would. 

 

Your WR’s are in luck, our secondary fucking sucks. You guys don’t really need to run. 

11 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Some of you are way too reactionary. 

we should have crushed kittie high

we were effectively doing just that

 

yes, let's all be calm and have tea and a biscuit

10 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

He has -49 yards rushing on the year with a long run of 8 yards.

so you're saying he's good for 225

10 hours ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

I will take any W against BYU and count my blessings.

You will take your ordinances, endowments, signs, and tokens, and then you may count your (patriarchal) blessings.

1 hour ago, Crockett said:

This is a game you should win. I won't be surprised if you demolish us and I would only be a little bit surprised if we beat you. We are probably one of the worst 5-2 teams out there, our run game is atrocious, and our safety position is a MASH unit, but we sometimes play up to the competition and are capable of making things interesting. Slovis can be accurate if we can protect him/give him a little time, but we aren't able to always do that. Our receivers are a talented group, but they can struggle to get open on talented backfields. Who knows which BYU will show up. Our coaching staff knows we will be overmatched, so they will probably take more risks and roll the dice more than they otherwise would. 

 

Look Crockett…

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15 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

Let the nightmare begin

 

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That certainly sucked, but in retrospect, given the NFL career Taysom Hill has had, it is a lot more understandable than it seemed at the time.

I like

Kansas +9.5 vs. Blow U

Texas minus the points, whatever they are. Murphy going to show his stuff, if he can develop some touch overnight. The receivers are going to have to adjust to his fast balls vs. catchable Ewer tosses.

South Carolina + pts vs. aggy, just because.

USC -10 vs. Cal.

13 minutes ago, Victor R. Franko said:

I like

Kansas +9.5 vs. Blow U

Texas minus the points, whatever they are. Murphy going to show his stuff, if he can develop some touch overnight. The receivers are going to have to adjust to his fast balls vs. catchable Ewer tosses.

South Carolina + pts vs. aggy, just because.

USC -10 vs. Cal.

Hell Mitchell can’t find the ball coming from Ewers who delivers the most catchable ball.   You think he can see the fastballs coming from Murphy?

14 hours ago, Gidnik said:

im taking byu and the points.  im not even convinced that we will score 21 points. 

Have you seen our running game, by any chance?

14 hours ago, Gidnik said:

im taking byu and the points.  im not even convinced that we will score 21 points. 

Unless Maalik is injured, the offense is too talented and BYU is so bad.  21 is a given.  Probably something like 30-17.

16 hours ago, utexas8 said:


I’m talking about the hurdle and how he just sped up like a damn cheetah

Well, everyone chasing him ran like a 5.3, so.

Also, I'm trying to understand how Quinn is so terrible, per Surly, but without him we can't even score 21 points, also per Surly.

 

Edited by TexArcher

16 hours ago, Helobious said:

You know Taysom Hill is a freak athlete right? He’s been an NFL contributor at 3 different positions for like 8 years now for the saints. He wasn’t some JAG. 

That makes me feel a little better. But I miss the days when our studs were better than their studs.

Given the failed expectations, stepping on our own dicks, and injuries, let’s go with:

Texas 30
Magic underwear 20

Unless Maalik is injured, the offense is too talented and BYU is so bad.  21 is a given.  Probably something like 30-17.

Yeah Texas will be fine in this one as long as they take care of the ball. Skeptical they can get through the rest of the schedule without Ewers but this *should* look like the WVU game with Card last year. Steady diet of the run game, set up some easy throws, contain a limited BYU offense.
On 10/22/2023 at 3:46 PM, EuroHorn said:

Let the nightmare begin

 

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Watching that entire defense give up at the 15 yard line makes me ragey. 

On 10/22/2023 at 4:46 PM, EuroHorn said:

Let the nightmare begin

 

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Hill had both knees surgically repaired (first one knee, then later the other knee, as if upgraded with bionics) during his college career.  Lulz.

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After the Quinn news today, the line seems to have settled to 17-17.5

The over/under has stayed at 50-51

On 10/22/2023 at 7:44 PM, Gidnik said:

im taking byu and the points.  im not even convinced that we will score 21 points. 

There's nothing I've seen from this Longhorn team that tells me we beat BYU by 3 touchdowns.

Where are they getting that?

Is BYU like the shittiest 5-2 team in the NCAA?

Edited by Cajun

45 minutes ago, Cajun said:

There's nothing I've seen from this Longhorn team that tells me we beat BYU by 3 touchdowns.

Where are they getting that?

Is BYU like the shittiest 5-2 team in the NCAA?

Yes. 

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