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10 hours ago, Cajun said:

There's nothing I've seen from this Longhorn team that tells me we beat BYU by 3 touchdowns.

Where are they getting that?

Is BYU like the shittiest 5-2 team in the NCAA?

Their best win is against a 2-6 team that just fired their offensive coordinator. They've lost both games to teams .500 or better by an average of 22 points. They're also a couple of plays away from being 3-4 with an SOS around the 80s. 

So pretty much yeah. The line is where it's at because Vegas thinks BYU sucks and based on the data present I can understand why they think that way. 

 

11 minutes ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

Have not paid attention to BYU at all this year, but are they really that bad? 

They beat Sam Houston , Southern Utah, and AR to start 3-0.  Then lost to KU 38-27, beat Cinci, and then lost to an awful TCU team 44-11.  Last beat they beat Tech, who is equally awful and turned the ball over 5 times!

Maybe our Backup QB will be the one to fuck up the opposing defense for once.

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2 minutes ago, Izhmash said:

Maybe our Backup QB will be the one to fuck up the opposing defense for once.

Ask James Brown

5 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Hmmmmmm

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Fuck man. I'm getting old in the years, but Aggy shit just triggers me like little else in the world. I laughed, then got pissed, then sighed with disappointment that they are Texans. It's a rollercoaster of emotions and as the hate flows through me.

On 10/22/2023 at 11:29 AM, Sgt Hulk said:

Yeah taking BYU all day. Texas wins by 13 at best 

We will win by 7 and like it!

11 hours ago, Cajun said:

There's nothing I've seen from this Longhorn team that tells me we beat BYU by 3 touchdowns.

Where are they getting that?

Is BYU like the shittiest 5-2 team in the NCAA?

Aggie is the best 3-loss team in the country and Mountain aggie is the worst 2-loss team in the country. 

 I'ma do that olds thing and quote/paraphrase Saint Darrell at you. At the end of the year, nobody remembers you only won by three. They remember you went 11-1.

Hook'em.

Vegas has full faith in Malik looking ok but then Arch coming and and going Manning on BYU

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On 10/22/2023 at 4:46 PM, EuroHorn said:

Let the nightmare begin

 

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Dylan fucking Haines.... aka Hurdle Haines. WTF was that attempt? Wrap him up and drive your feet.

On 10/24/2023 at 9:47 AM, Longboard Horn said:

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Triggered

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Damn. I lost. Expected us to not be so good. Damn. Had we made our extra 14 points. Good god. 

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On 10/22/2023 at 1:27 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Cal is only getting 10 against USC? 

This is why the books take all our money 

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