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#4757

If I have to listen to this fucking crest tissue test ad one more time I'm going to mail a dye pack to TNT's offices.

#4760
12 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Actually closed the qtr decently. Some kat lay ups, jaden lay up and Rudy ft.

Need to win the first few min of the 3rd

You need ANT to be 25 and KAT to play like Kevin Garnett.

#4761
5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You need ANT to be 25 and KAT to play like Kevin Garnett.

KATs already playing like Karl Malone, just dropping centers with knees instead of elbows.

I think the only two shots he's made are to Lively's nuts and his skull.

#4762
KATs already playing like Karl Malone, just dropping centers with knees instead of elbows.
I think the only two shots he's made are to Lively's nuts and his skull.

You should be more pissed at NAW after that vicious screen he set on DJJ that sent him to the back.

Man that had to hurt
#4765
4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


You should be more pissed at NAW after that vicious screen he set on DJJ that sent him to the back.

Man that had to hurt

Yeah I'm not pissed at anything.

I'm from San Antonio and a lifelong Spurs fan.

If anything I'm rooting for the Wolves.

Edited by gofuckyourself

#4769

this is such a great game, and such a great series. thoroughly entertaining every single night out. 

#4772
Minnesota's offense is just complete blah these last couple minutes of the game while Kyrie (and Luka too, I guess) are just too good.

Yea not a good time to tuck our tails. That’s series


Lukai just makes unbelievable shot after unbelievable shot
#4778
33 minutes ago, definitely not derka said:

this is such a great game, and such a great series. thoroughly entertaining every single night out. 

They've been good games but it hasn't made for a good series. 3-0 is 3-0.

#4780
The Mavericks have hit on all of their most important transactions lately:— Trade Spencer Dinwiddie, Dorian Finney-Smith, 2029 1st, two second-round picks for Kyrie Irving— Draft Dereck Lively at No. 12 overall in the draft— Trade Grant Williams, Seth Curry, 2027 1st (top-2…

 

#4781

Jaden Hardy. He needs more minutes as the primary. Reminds me so much of brunson before the Utah series in 2022. He's ready.

#4782

Kat just stealing money. Smallest big man in the league. Can’t be a stretch 4 if you can’t play a lick of post, otherwise you are just a fat slow wing. 

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#4784
On 5/24/2024 at 11:10 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

When Anthony Edwards was a kid instead of yelling “Kobe” and draining a shot he yelled “Antoine Walker” and passed it out of bounds. 

This is one of the funniest comments I have read on any subforum on this site. I’m still laughing. I’m gonna tell this one to one of my best friends that’s a lifelong Mavs fan from Garland. It’ll make him laugh a lot too.

#4785
10 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Yeah I'm not pissed at anything.

I'm from San Antonio and a lifelong Spurs fan.

If anything I'm rooting for the Wolves.

Username checks out. 

#4786
8 hours ago, Message Board User said:
The Mavericks have hit on all of their most important transactions lately:— Trade Spencer Dinwiddie, Dorian Finney-Smith, 2029 1st, two second-round picks for Kyrie Irving— Draft Dereck Lively at No. 12 overall in the draft— Trade Grant Williams, Seth Curry, 2027 1st (top-2…

 

Definitely on a roll.  If Lively is ok, won't be surprised to see Mavs beat celtics.

KP better be ready to play in Finals for celtics. Also, Jrue Holiday will have to stay out of foul trouble for celtics to compete with Mavs.

#4787
8 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

Jaden Hardy. He needs more minutes as the primary.

Yeah I agree - I think you should give Luka and Kyrie the ball less.

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#4789
10 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

Jaden Hardy. He needs more minutes as the primary. Reminds me so much of brunson before the Utah series in 2022. He's ready.

the primary what? 

#4790
12 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

mavs and celtics should be a pretty awesome finals.

I never read or listen to his stuff anymore, but I'd be curious to know what Bill Simmons thinks of Kyrie now.

When Kyrie was in Cleveland, Simmons would shit all over him.

Then when Boston traded for him, Kyrie was suddenly among the best PGs in the league.

Then after Kyrie left, Simmons again has been shitting on him since then, that he's a franchise-killer.

Personally, I'll always like the flat-earther thanks to 06-19-16 no matter what happened since then.

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#4791
I never read or listen to his stuff anymore, but I'd be curious to know what Bill Simmons thinks of Kyrie now.
When Kyrie was in Cleveland, Simmons would shit all over him.
Then when Boston traded for him, Kyrie was suddenly among the best PGs in the league.
Then after Kyrie left, Simmons again has been shitting on him since then, that he's a franchise-killer.
Personally, I'll always like the flat-earther thanks to 06-19-16 no matter what happened since then.

He’s one of the funnest players to watch even if it’s against your own team.

Wolves had the inside track to draft him whenever he came out, ‘11or something…but nick Gilbert was on his lottery heater and the cavs jumped the wolves


We ended up with Derrick “ caged lion” Williams who spent 6 years in the league on 5 different teams

Ah well, such is luck
#4792
16 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

I never read or listen to his stuff anymore, but I'd be curious to know what Bill Simmons thinks of Kyrie now.

When Kyrie was in Cleveland, Simmons would shit all over him.

Then when Boston traded for him, Kyrie was suddenly among the best PGs in the league.

Then after Kyrie left, Simmons again has been shitting on him since then, that he's a franchise-killer.

Personally, I'll always like the flat-earther thanks to 06-19-16 no matter what happened since then.

He has an appropriate opinion of Kyrie and recognizes how good of a player he is. 

#4793
50 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


He’s one of the funnest players to watch even if it’s against your own team.

Wolves had the inside track to draft him whenever he came out, ‘11or something…but nick Gilbert was on his lottery heater and the cavs jumped the wolves


We ended up with Derrick “ caged lion” Williams who spent 6 years in the league on 5 different teams

Ah well, such is luck

The pick that the Cavs used to select Kyrie was actually the Clippers - the Clips had essentially traded their unprotected first rounder for cap space. 

The Cavs traded Mo Williams for Baron Davis and the Clips unprotected first rounder.

https://www.sbnation.com/nba/2011/5/18/2177310/kyrie-irving-cavaliers-clippers-nba-draft-2011

#4796
Not breaking any news here, but there is *no* move-up date for the NBA Finals. The Finals will still begin June 6 even if both conference finals are sweeps. That would mean eight off days between WCF Game 4 Tuesday and Finals Game 1.

 

#4797
The Pelicans and Cavaliers are expected to re-engage on trade talks this offseason centered around Darius Garland, per @cclark_13 (https://t.co/TxrIilJOMP).If Donovan Mitchell ends up staying in Cleveland, swapping Garland for Brandon Ingram makes a ton of sense for both sides.

 

#4798
3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


He’s one of the funnest players to watch even if it’s against your own team.

Wolves had the inside track to draft him whenever he came out, ‘11or something…but nick Gilbert was on his lottery heater and the cavs jumped the wolves


We ended up with Derrick “ caged lion” Williams who spent 6 years in the league on 5 different teams

Ah well, such is luck

yeah luck... that same draft had kawhi klay and jimmy

#4800
Yeah I agree - I think you should give Luka and Kyrie the ball less.
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No I didn't mean rn in the playoffs.
the primary what? 
Primary ball handler.

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