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#5103
3 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

I think he'll be better tonight.

I don't.  Dude is hurting.

Added context: Luka Doncic typically attempts half-court shots with his teammates and shoots some free throws during the open portion of shootaround. He was already seated when it was opened today.

 

#5104

I guess at no point in the last few years Luka thought to himself, ‘I should probably slim down, add a bit of good muscle, and improve my conditioning.’ It’s similar to the decision Shaq made, except Shaq had already won three titles and three finals MVPs. 

#5105
I guess at no point in the last few years Luka thought to himself, ‘I should probably slim down, add a bit of good muscle, and improve my conditioning.’ It’s similar to the decision Shaq made, except Shaq had already won three titles and three finals MVPs. 

I still have nightmares of lakers shaq and watching Dean Garrett, Rasho Nesterovic and co trying to guard that
#5106
instant new meme, James Harden reacts to his girlfriend catching the bouquet at a wedding party 😭😭😭😭😭

 

#5108

“WhY dO yOu HaTe BoStOn!?”

Took a pic with Luka and still said Celtics in 4 😭


Lukas a douche….but him going nuclear tonight would be epic.
#5111

Boston seems like they’re playing like crap but still winning. Getting to the rim at will with Gafford and Lively on the bench. If they start hitting their threes, look out. Of course it wouldn’t hurt for the mavs to start knocking down some free throws. 

#5112

Well at least we got a game.

Bostons Js are 5/15, Lukas got 23 pt first half points and Boston has the lead.

Gafford and lively 2 combined points(on a dunk goaltend that was only because the thumb came through the cylinder.

Where’s the fucking lob? wtf is Boston doing that Minnesota couldn’t? Maddening. Dallas’ role players need to show up…and even tho kyrie is 5/10…he’s not exactly making his imprint on the game


Oh and Dallas was a poor ft shooting team leading up to the WCF…they shot probably 90% and now are less than 50%

#5115
1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

“WhY dO yOu HaTe BoStOn!?”
 

Took a pic with Luka and still said Celtics in 4 😭

 


Lukas a douche….but him going nuclear tonight would be epic.

 

He’s a kid….but he’s also correct. Celtics in 4. 

#5117
1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Guess I'm watching a different game... Mavs are staying with celtics so far tonight.  

Dallas is playing as well as they can and the Celtics can’t hit piss in a fucking ocean and the Mavs still can’t maintain a lead. One team is clearly better than the other. 

#5118
2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Guess I'm watching a different game... Mavs are staying with celtics so far tonight.  


It’s your own fault for reading Vertuizzi’s posts. He’s probably going to overdose on TB12 anal cream tonight. 

#5119
19 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Where’s the fucking lob? wtf is Boston doing that Minnesota couldn’t? Maddening. Dallas’ role players need to show up…and even tho kyrie is 5/10…he’s not exactly making his imprint on the game

Up until that last play, they haven’t been blitzing Luka on the pick. They’ve been switching everything so there’s no free run at the rim. I’m surprised they switched it up. I don’t think they were supposed to. They should try to make Luka score 60 tonight to beat them. 

#5122
Just now, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Luka with some pretty awful defensive effort last couple of possessions. I get that he’s probably exhausted, but that’s losing basketball in the NBA finals. 

Well, considering he’s the whole team, he has no choice but to take defensive possessions off. Kyrie is fucking ass and nobody else on the team scares anyone. He has to save his effort to score 60 in order for them to not lose by 30. 

#5123
12 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Guess I'm watching a different game... Mavs are staying with celtics so far tonight.  

This goes 6

#5126

Minny had zero people to guard Luka. He’s too fucking big for McDaniels and too athletic for KAT and Rudy. Boston can throw several dudes with size that can move so don’t need to blitz much if at all

#5127
14 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


It’s your own fault for reading Vertuizzi’s posts. He’s probably going to overdose on TB12 anal cream tonight. 

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#5129
Minny had zero people to guard Luka. He’s too fucking big for McDaniels and too athletic for KAT and Rudy. Boston can throw several dudes with size that can move so don’t need to blitz much if at all

Kyle Anderson was our best defender for Luka but unfortunately you can’t play Kyle and Rudy on offense since it’s almost 2.5 vs 5
#5130

Respect to Luka for carrying this awful team. He’s a fucking baller. Love watching him play. He bitches to the refs too much but that’s the entire league. 

#5131
7 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I guess at no point in the last few years Luka thought to himself, ‘I should probably slim down, add a bit of good muscle, and improve my conditioning.’ It’s similar to the decision Shaq made, except Shaq had already won three titles and three finals MVPs. 

He started conditioning the first day of offseason. Hired a personal chef and changed his eating habits.  Showed up to practice the first day 10 pounds lighter.  But ok. 

#5132

Mavs on a little run, need a couple more stops and this becomes a game mavs could steal...     97-89  4:40 left, celtics ball

#5133

Game 2 should be in Dallas' favor in terms of adjustments. Defensively (Mavs), ok, they are playing better. Defensively (Boston) is doing exactly what they did in Game 1 and the Mavs just don't have an answer. I guess Kyrie isn't as unguardable as everyone thought he was. He's certainly not as unguardable as 77. Dude is amazing. But I think he's learning that he needs to play Defense if he wants to win a ring. 

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#5141

It’s over. We could not have had a worse night from the field and still controlled the entire game. Celtics are just too polished and Dallas has one guy. It’s over. 

#5142
1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Amazing to see Paul Pierce walking around in Boston Garden without a wheelchair.

Paul Pierce was ‘gifted’ a wheelchair at The Truth Lounge podcast, and of course proceeded to wheel himself off stage to finish the show 😂

 

#5147
46 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Kyrie is fucking ass

12p, 2a, 3r, 3to, 6/19, 0/5
16p, 6a, 2r, 2to, 7/18. 0/3

Kyrie 0-last 12 vs Boston
Luka 0-last 6 vs Boston

Hope KP isn't hobbled

 

#5148
5 minutes ago, Mittens said:

12p, 2a, 3r, 3to, 6/19, 0/5
16p, 6a, 2r, 2to, 7/18. 0/3

Kyrie 0-last 12 vs Boston
Luka 0-last 6 vs Boston

Hope KP isn't hobbled

 

He forgot to bring his sage to the court in games 1 and 2. Think we’ll see some kind of chicken sacrifice before game 3. Guy’s a fucking mental case. 

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