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#551
1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

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Yep - and twitter/tiktok is already on it.

Josh Giddey’s lawyers in a few hours:
TikTok too quick, how they already make this Josh Giddey edit
Josh Giddey when he finds out a woman is older than 17

 

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    The new tv wall setup is starting to take place. That's 250" of NBA. Probably 1/4 of what Kendra Lust has had, if that 

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    Still can't get it out of my head.  Once I saw it, I couldn't unsee it:

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#553

This is hilarious but in all fairness, this might have happened when he was a teenager, too.  He just turned 21 a few weeks ago.

Still lulz, though.

#554

Does anyone know the back story here?  This involves Paul's son and dad?

CP3 says “it’s personal” with Scott Foster and it involves Chris Paul’s son. CP3 also reveals he had a private meeting with his dad, Scott, Doc Rivers, and Bob Delaney about it during his tenure with the Clippers.

 

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#555

luka nutmegs lebron from 20 feet away for the assist. 👀 

La milimétrica asistencia de Luka Doncic anoche: entre las piernas de LeBron James 😳

 

#558
1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

Really fortunate for Giddey that Oklahoma's age of consent is 16.

Fucking gross and embarrassing that we still allow some states free rein to be predators.

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#559
18 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Giddey averaging 15 on and off the court

You magnificent bastard.

#562

Several lessons learned here if he fucked her (lol “if”):

1. Check the age of consent laws in the country you’re playing in

2. Card these girls (and guys, talking to you Dwight)

3. Do not under any circumstances take post-nut pictures 

4. Have Chet tweet out your statement 

#564
Hahahah Scott foster is going off on golden state

Fuck cp3!
I can't stand CP, but the refs are fucking nuts this year.
#565

I get that it would set a bad precedent letting a player dictate which referees are acceptable, but the NBA still allowing Scott Foster to officiate Chris Paul games is insanity.

#567
10 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Giddey averaging 15 on and off the court

No one topping that one.   

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#568

It would have been a lot cooler if he said

“Hey, can we stop booing this asshole? This isn’t who we are.”

#569

I've been comparing Pop to Belichick for over a decade. Fitting that their career trajectories are now perfectly aligned.

Can't fire them...but maybe you should?

#572
1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

Houston, OKC, Minnesota... 😲

The Efficiency Landscape. What Jumps Out?

 

What jumps out? My team is digging below the basement?

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#576

wow this is some horrible luck. shades of jamaal charles at lucas oil:

Dru Smith out Rest of the season after this scary injury 💔pic.twitter.com/5BJc7UbKjt

 

 

#577
The NBA is looking into the allegations of Oklahoma City’s Josh Giddey having inappropriate relationship with a minor that have emerged via social media, league spokesman Mike Bass said.
Josh Giddey speaks (🎥 @Rylan_Stiles)

 

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#578
The “Josh Giddey Approves” Parlay 🥶I’ll see myself out, let me go chill out…. 😅#GamblingTwitter #GamblingX

 

 

 

#580

Was at Thunder/Sixers tonight.  Crowd gave Giddey a big ovation with some laughs mixed in.  Him banging a HS girl is the most Okie thing ever.  Maybe he’ll knock her up and go to prom. 
 

Ovation shouldn’t surprise.  Everyone in that arena knows a 38 year old grandmother and someone that calls their mom Pam.

#581
Was at Thunder/Sixers tonight.  Crowd gave Giddey a big ovation with some laughs mixed in.  Him banging a HS girl is the most Okie thing ever.  Maybe he’ll knock her up and go to prom. 
 
Ovation shouldn’t surprise.  Everyone in that arena knows a 38 year old grandmother and someone that calls their mom Pam.

They saw this vid of him clubbing last night so he’s in the clear

this guy may have just saved Josh Giddey entire career
#582

Invoking the 70s rockstar defense of "he fucked everybody yeah maybe an underager or two slipped in there"

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#584

east side by a million miles. the line should be moved way further east if we’re going to make this a contest. you can’t have houston, chicago, st.louis, atlanta, new york, philly, etc all one side and then have basically dallas, LA, and seattle on the other. 

#585
West side
 
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North Dakota no pros

South Dakota Mike Miller

Montana Phil Jackson

Not sure about Idaho, Wyoming and New Mexico. That’s about half of your states

Kinda confusing…is it asking about nba pros in nba cities or nba pros born in the certain states
#586
21 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


They saw this vid of him clubbing last night so he’s in the clear

 

 

this guy may have just saved Josh Giddey entire career

 

 

What's going on here?  Is that some "18 to enter" club that sucks for everyone not named Wooderson or Giddey?

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#587

jordan poole might need his own thread lol:

Bro what is Jordan Poole doing 😂No wonder Draymond beat his ass https://t.co/OUyNtzW180

 

 

#588

Wizards still beat the Pistons, though.  The Pistons didn't consider themselves contenders, lord knows, but they thought they'd be play in material.  They're awful.  They started off 2-1 then lost 14 straight.  

The tank will prolly start in a few months.  Wonder how many games they play Cade, especially considering he only played 12 last season.

#589

Jokic working the Clippers with 19/13/5

Wait. That’s not Jokic, it’s Deandre Jordan. I thought he was dead.

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#591
19 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Jokic working the Clippers with 19/13/5

Wait. That’s not Jokic, it’s Deandre Jordan. I thought he was dead.

jordan, averaging 3.5 and 3.5 here in his 16th season as an offensively limited big man, stepped in and went 8/11 with 21 pts, 13 reb, 5 ast, 2 stl, and 1 blk. LOL clippers.

#594

And MPJ was their worst player on offense. Clippers were 10 point favorites

Harden took 7 shots and 2 FTs. The ball just didn’t find him. He did have 4 assists in 36 minutes.
#596

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Unreal that he is still putting up 25/7.5/6.5 after logging all those minutes. If you look at his per 36minutes stats, he's actually outperforming his career averages this season. 

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#597
1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

We haven't even hit the "Will The Nephew Play Tonight?" portion of the season yet.

He's in a contract yr.   He's gonna play almost every gm this yr.   Book it.

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