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    Still can't get it out of my head.  Once I saw it, I couldn't unsee it:

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Mike Malone is lucky he didn’t stare at the ref for a tech

And KAT just flattened Murray. That's an offensive foul.

Where I come from that was a love tap.

Joker fouled kat on the baseline drive

Joker fouled ant just now.


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12 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:
31 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
Man the garden kicks ass in the playoffs

I would very much like to see a playoff game there. And Brunson is an animal.

I went to game 3 of the 1999 finals when the spurs played the Knicks in the garden. It was pretty awesome even though the spurs lost that one. The refs were just as horrible that night as they were tonight. I generally hate the nba ref conspiracy theories, but there was a reason Dick Bavetta was called Dick the Knick, and sure as shit he called that game which was the only one the spurs lost that series. 

3 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

which was the only one the spurs lost that series. 

I believe it was the only game San Antonio lost all playoffs. 

*They lost 2 - beat Minny 3-1 in r1.

Edited by ztejas

cannot believe malone got away with that with no technical foul. wow. 😮 

Mike Malone is lucky he didn’t stare at the ref for a tech

Where I come from that was a love tap.

Joker fouled kat on the baseline drive

Joker fouled ant just now.


K I’m done lmao [emoji23]
So Jok is good to do that the rest of the game? Fuck off outta here.
So Jok is good to do that the rest of the game? Fuck off outta here.

He will, regardless if he’s good to or not.

36-20 lead with no gobert for a team that’s never been here before. wolves look scary right now.

Holy fuck I just got home and turned it on.

What is happening?

2 minutes ago, definitely not derka said:

36-20 lead with no gobert for a team that’s never been here before. wolves look scary right now.

Glen Taylor built this team and deserves all the credit.

Wow, Minny is playing amazingly well… this is fun to watch

Maybe we should have taken Minny sweeping Phoenix more seriously.

The refs are really letting them play. Denver needs to stop complaining and man up. Minnesota is choking their ass out. 

murray needs to stop shooting and start facilitating.

4 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Wolves defense is orgasmic

damn. That's a whole step up from borderline erotic.

Maybe, just maybe next January, when people start their usual talking about how no one in the league plays defense anymore and how it doesn't matter in today's NBA, we can remember what happens every year in the playoffs.

Is this what it was like watching Jordan in '91?

man i am seriously sweating my nuggets +24.5 1H bet. 

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Denver throwing heat pads lol

If it came from their bench, it was probably a maxi pad. There are playing like pussies tonight. 

4 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

If it came from their bench, it was probably a maxi pad. There are playing like pussies tonight. 

Tbf they appear to be playing a genetically engineered amalgamation of MJ, Kobe and LeBron.

Edited by ztejas

what’s crazy is that it feels like there is zero chance of a second half comeback.

actually it’s not crazy at all lol, wolves have already extended their lead by five since i typed this. denver has been bludgeoned to death in two quarters time.

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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is this what it was like watching Jordan in '91?

I was thinking 06 D Wade but with the new Dream Team looming...

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is this what it was like watching Jordan in '91?

If Jordan was 22 in ‘91. 

Edited by A-Tex Devil

2 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

I was thinking 06 D Wade but with the new Dream Team looming...

I think he's better than '06 Wade. 

If it came from their bench, it was probably a maxi pad. There are playing like pussies tonight. 

Murray has a money gesture to the ref, threw a heat or maxi pad onto the court while it was playing, clapping in the refs faces….0 Ts

He should have 2 suspensions incoming for the first 2 acts

KAT's beleaguered ass with a cool 20 at the half. 

13 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Maybe, just maybe next January, when people start their usual talking about how no one in the league plays defense anymore and how it doesn't matter in today's NBA, we can remember what happens every year in the playoffs.

This isn’t even the same sport that we saw from October to January. 

And Murray has to be punished for that. That’s ridiculous and embarrassing. 

Minnesota is a fucking problem. I know they were the #1 seed for a good portion of the season, but I didn't realize they were this good. 

Just now, Catdaddyhorn said:

but I didn't realize they were this good. 

They weren't. They found a different gear.

Denver literally can't breathe right now on the court without someone on Minnesota stealing their air.

Denver is in deep deep shit. Sigh 

11 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

This isn’t even the same sport that we saw from October to January. 

I get that playoff basketball is different. But Minnesota was #1 on defense by a wide margin this season. Teams who advance in the playoffs tend to be top tier. Denver is the only team that I can think of that won a championship as an outside the top 10 defense (they were #4 in the playoffs). A year of forming habits, developing trust and chemistry, and building a foundation that you can then hopefully dial up to 11 in May.

Edited by aggie08

On my way home I was listening to Simmons/Rusillo from yesterday and Simmons throws out there that Minny is +550 to sweep. He makes the case as to maybe why it could potentially happen - citing stuff like MJ against the Pistons in '91, Detroit against Shaq/Kobe in '04, Spurs/Heat '14 - these series where it just kind of snowballs out of nowhere. 

My reaction was obviously - that's fucking ridiculous - Denver isn't getting swept. Russillo was polite but basically felt the same way. 

Then I get home, flip the TV on and sit down to this shit. 

If You Say So Wow GIF by Identity

 Eh. Lot of noise in the metrics last year because the Nuggets took off like 6 weeks. This year I think they finished 9th in D?  The Nuggets defense is like 10th with a top 3 offense 

"If they can get this to 12 or 13 by the end of the Q"

Reggie they're down 27.

I legit cannot remember a better defensive performance. And Minnesota is missing their best defensive player. 

Ant appears to have unlocked something in KAT which should terrify everyone. 

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I legit cannot remember a better defensive performance. And Minnesota is missing their best defensive player. 

this is the basketball version of the 2000’s ravens. just physically dominant, fast, and swarming. there’s no room to breathe.

Denver played with fire all last series against the Lakers. Won 4-1 but the Lakers looked like the better team most that series. Lakers blew some huge leads and Murray won a few games on buzzer beaters. If the Lakers had just a little more in the tank talent wise, they easily win that series. Denver has looked way off these playoffs. Minnesota isn't fucking around right now.

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