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At least we know Ohtani isn’t playing for Ron Boom Boom Washington.

I have heard a saying about Black guys and Asian Thighs 

I mean seriously what the fuck are we doing here. Doesn’t sound to me that Espada is the guy when (1) he wasn’t hired immediately and (2) our GM didn’t even know his fucking contract had expired. 

I was relieved to hear the dumbass Angels hired Ron. I can’t believe he was an actual candidate but I was also sure we would end up with him somehow. And Maldy of course.

 

37 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

I mean seriously what the fuck are we doing here. Doesn’t sound to me that Espada is the guy when (1) he wasn’t hired immediately and (2) our GM didn’t even know his fucking contract had expired. 

 


clown show 

Why hire someone now to pay him to sit around for 3 months?

Espada is the guy. Damn y’all sound like rangers fans right now. Chill 

29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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ABs: 588, 355

Fuck you Dusty one final time *

 

* I reserve the right for there to be more times I say Fuck You Dusty

 

Edited by Dennis Taylor

I'm fine with Maldy coming back as long as he doesn't start more than 40 games. That should be a clause in his contract. he starts more than 40 games, he waives his salary. 

 

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Nope, can't be on the roster at all.  It's the only way to be sure.

23 minutes ago, texashorne said:

I'm fine with Maldy coming back as long as he doesn't start more than 40 games. That should be a clause in his contract. he starts more than 40 games, he waives his salary. 

 


JV / Framber / Javier are getting more than 40 starts 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


JV / Framber / Javier are getting more than 40 starts 

That’s why he can’t be on the roster. One bad start with Diaz and they’ll immediately pout and demand Maldy again. 

32 minutes ago, texashorne said:

I'm fine with Maldy coming back as long as he doesn't start more than 40 games. That should be a clause in his contract. he starts more than 40 games, he waives his salary. 

 

 

31 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Nope, can't be on the roster at all.  It's the only way to be sure.

 

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


JV / Framber / Javier are getting more than 40 starts 

 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That’s why he can’t be on the roster. One bad start with Diaz and they’ll immediately pout and demand Maldy again. 

Remember in Moneyball when Billy Beane kept telling Art Howe to start Hatteberg at 1B instead of Peña, but Howe was like "fuck you, I control the lineup card"?  And then Beane said "fuck you" and traded Peña.  

That's what has to be done with Maldy.  You have to cut him loose or you open the team up to a lot of fuckery and unnecessary drama next season.

 

Just now, Scraps said:

Name Verlander manager

I already discussed this. Joey votto player manager 

I already discussed this. Joey votto player manager 
Except Votto sucks
11 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

I mean seriously what the fuck are we doing here. Doesn’t sound to me that Espada is the guy when (1) he wasn’t hired immediately and (2) our GM didn’t even know his fucking contract had expired. 

I was relieved to hear the dumbass Angels hired Ron. I can’t believe he was an actual candidate but I was also sure we would end up with him somehow. And Maldy of course.

 

Ron Washington was the only one that thought he was a candidate for the Astros. That shit came from his side. I agree Espada is not looking like the guy, but this is getting ridiculous. It appears the front office is again on different pages.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Ron Washington was the only one that thought he was a candidate for the Astros. That shit came from his side. I agree Espada is not looking like the guy, but this is getting ridiculous. It appears the front office is again on different pages.

Espada is the guy 

You guys are reading a lot of shit into jack squat.  There is zero reason for concern about the managerial hire at this point.

Hire Maldy as an assistant coach and let him retire with some dignity. He's too old and slow to be a catcher in this league even in limited play, and the club would be better off finding a young player or two to fill the backup role. Korey Lee would have been a better backup option than Maldy in 2024. 

2 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Focus your efforts into trading tuck for trout 

What the fuck? Why? That contract is terrible and the guy gets hurt too much. He hasn't played a full season in 5 years. Unless the Angels eat 90% of his contract.and take Jake Meyers in return, there's no way.

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

You guys are reading a lot of shit into jack squat.  There is zero reason for concern about the managerial hire at this point.

Except that it hasn't happened yet.

21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Except that it hasn't happened yet.

It's Nov 9.  What are we missing out on by not having a manager?

21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Except that it hasn't happened yet.

And... how is that impacting the team right now?  It isn't.

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Nope, can't be on the roster at all.  It's the only way to be sure.

So, we're ruling out nuking him from orbit?

15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So, we're ruling out nuking him from orbit?

I’m not. It’s the only way!

56 minutes ago, WBT said:

It's Nov 9.  What are we missing out on by not having a manager?

Only the security of knowing another club won't hire your preferred candidate.

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

And... how is that impacting the team right now?  It isn't.


It takes a planning to go 162-0 

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Only the security of knowing another club won't hire your preferred candidate.

That ship sailed 13 months ago.

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

That ship sailed 13 months ago.

We really couldn't do much about that. We were busy winning the World Series.

I wonder if that 8m a year Counsell deal is causing issues with the perceived value of the manager position and the negotiation of contracts. That one was a real shock to the league and may have caused agents to push for more money for attractive candidates. Getting at least 2 teams to bid on your guy should net a couple million more, so there could be some jockeying for more money behind the scenes. I believe the remaining open positions are Astros, Padres and Brewers. Not a whole lot of seats left if anyone is trying to create a bidding war. 

I think the Angels just said "fuck it" and hired the cheapest guy available to lead them as tank commander and save some cash. I can't imagine any other teams interviewed Washington, and I don't see any reports of it happening. 

Yeah maybe for like Joe Maddon

Espada shouldn't make shit

That was the Mets and Cubs being stupid.  The surprising part is that someone outbid Cohen.

Edited by kevwun

No more moody, broody bitch ass players or managers, coaches or front office people. Unless you are hitting above .315 STFU.

They need to put a big ass tampon dispenser in the middle of the clubhouse. Unless you are sub 2.0 ERA keep your mouth shut and pitch bitch.
Pena is too young to start acting like that. Detected a touch of that with all his bad HEB acting. This team only has room for one bad actor that’s Bregman. Tighten that shit up Pena

Edited by TejasPedro

Tucker got silver slugger

Ugh

According to BBRef, the highest salary Craig Counsell ever made as a player was $3,166,668 in 2004. Even accounting for inflation, that converts to $5,159,680 in 2023 dollars. He's going to blow his player earnings out of the water.

3 hours ago, kevwun said:

That was the Mets and Cubs being stupid.  The surprising part is that someone outbid Cohen.

Sounds like it was just the Cubs being stupid

30 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

LOL. Who the fuck is Jeremy Booth? @Wulaw Horn and his ilk are too mean. 
 

 

bwahahaha

Dusty turning into a Mack Brownish whiny bitch is not something I saw coming

Edited by WBT

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

LOL. Who the fuck is Jeremy Booth? @Wulaw Horn and his ilk are too mean. 
 

 

Given I've never been blocked by anyone, and I don't remember what he said or I said, but apparently someone that is Charmin soft

 

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1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

LOL. Who the fuck is Jeremy Booth? @Wulaw Horn and his ilk are too mean. 
 

 

Or it could go the opposite way. Guys around the league could be saying hey there is a potential goldmine in Houston. All I have to do is show up not be a total goofball and play the best players. Take a semi loaded roster and add a few dudes and bam they will love me forever. Don’t do what Dusty did is the recipe for success. 
I for one, already love the new skipper!

Figured it out.  It was when he lied that he had never met Clanton.  And I said:

Doubling down on lying is never a good idea man. You know damn well you know him just like all other Astros fans/media do. Just stop. You were wrong, it was dumb, move on

That got me blocked ahahahahahahaha

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