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Two goddamn hits?

/uecker

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Episode 51, where we talk two GD hits and other spring developments (for a bit) and then project the Outfield. 

 

Yordan should be DH today as well 

Lineup today might be pretty close to the opening day lineup. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Lineup today might be pretty close to the opening day lineup. 

3 putt take over your account? Julks won’t be on it. 

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

3 putt take over your account? Julks won’t be on it. 

I did say pretty close. 

Anyone read Lindy's baseball preview? They have a very, very surprising pick for where the Astros finish 2024. Not 5th in the AL West - even more surprising. Here it is.

 

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3rd in the AL Central!

 

Today's hat/jersey combo is ass

Dusty probably gonna choke on his toothpick when he sees Yordan in the 2 spot

Would look so much better with the BP hat 
Waiting on mine to be delivered today

I hope no AL contender trades for the buzzsaw that is Zach Davies at the deadline.

 

good AB by Yordan to battle back and draw a walk. The other 3, bleck

Coleman have fun in Sugar Land dude

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Coleman have fun in Sugar Land dude


has a big arm but damn he has to show something 

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Coleman have fun in Sugar Land dude

No shit. 1 1/3 ip, 3 h, 4 bb, 6 runs so far this spring. 

On 2/23/2024 at 5:19 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Someone photo shop altuve in and that’s the Houston mt rushmore 

 

 

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He would have to change his number to 34

25 minutes ago, uoftorange said:

oh yeah, this is why I rarely watch spring training...

Im keeping a score book 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I'm going to need Altuve to get some more ground ball practice going.  He's been super iffy on almost every play his way.  I know it's early and it will be fine, but it's standing out 

1 minute ago, uoftorange said:

I'm going to need Altuve to get some more ground ball practice going.  He's been super iffy on almost every play his way.  I know it's early and it will be fine, but it's standing out 


he grounded out on the first pitch of the game. he’s ready for the season

 

I'm going to need Altuve to get some more ground ball practice going.  He's been super iffy on almost every play his way.  I know it's early and it will be fine, but it's standing out 


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I'm not a nitpicker on stuff like that.  It's been really iffy.  Including missing a ball right at him on an easy play from SS to 2B.  Again, he'll be fine, but just striking to see it

59 minutes ago, uoftorange said:

oh yeah, this is why I rarely watch spring training...

Ain’t shit else on for those who WFH

Well the Dodgers just went 1-2-3 to start their game against the White Sox. Ohtani struck out looking to a guy named Garrett Crochet. I guess they suck too. 

23 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Ohtani struck out looking to a guy named Garrett Crochet. I guess they suck too. 

Yeah, complaining in February is really knitpicky. 

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23 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Apparently so do our bats 

 

23 hours ago, WBT said:

Two goddamn hits?

/uecker

Told them to sign some fuckers that can hit the God damn ball. 

I take zero stock in anything we do good or bad in spring training. Season is a grind so I don’t even watch the games and just check the stats later. Season can’t get here fast enough though.

Only thing that really makes a shit this ST is BP arms.....and of course no injuries.  Yordan could go 0-28 and I would give zero fucks.  But guys like Coleman are important to watch because he can't keep his shit under control so he better figure it out fast or next man up.  

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

Unlike the bats, the posters are ready for the regular season.

Damn right.  Let's fucking GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

Unlike the bats, the posters are ready for the regular season.

Speaking of, can we please get a consensus on the date the regular season thread should start? I don’t want @henrygandorf and @Hank Kingsley to have to issue an amber alert again if I’m tied up and not watching this thread on D-Day. Wednesday, March 27?

i regret nothing.

march 20th or so?  or march 1st?  it's no longer the offseason so i think it's fair game.

Do we really want spring training bitchassdness in the season thread? There’s a natural day off between the last exhibition game and the reg season opener against the Yankees.

I just looked back at my texts and that year it was March 30.

When camp breaks, guys back in Houston AND the roster is set

3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Do we really want spring training bitchassdness in the season thread? There’s a natural day off between the last exhibition game and the reg season opener against the Yankees.

I just looked back at my texts and that year it was March 30.


 

the season thread will have PLENTY of bitchassedness !!!!!

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This is the way (for you pooners)

YA is going to drag nuts all season

7 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Speaking of, can we please get a consensus on the date the regular season thread should start? I don’t want @henrygandorf and @Hank Kingsley to have to issue an amber alert again if I’m tied up and not watching this thread on D-Day. Wednesday, March 27?

I vote for whatever day you did it in 2022.

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