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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

a 67 yo cougar was circling our table too. She was on the prowl 

Did she take pictures of your ass?  
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How do we feel about Pirates new releasee Chase Anderson as a cheap safety net option of Urquidy, McC et al?

3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

How do we feel about Pirates new releasee Chase Anderson as a cheap safety net option of Urquidy, McC et al?

Nah.  Blanco and Bielak are just as good.

Blanco taking a step up and being ready to be a solid big league pitcher would take a ton of burden off.

1 hour ago, huge said:

Blanco taking a step up and being ready to be a solid big league pitcher would take a ton of burden off.


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2 hours ago, runthebone said:

Abreu rocking a 10.80 this spring.

Actually 11.81 with a 2.63 WHIP. Yikes

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

Abreu rocking a 10.80 this spring.


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Alex Bregman said he hasn’t received a contract extension offer from the Astros and doesn’t expect one before camp breaks tomorrow. He said if the Astros approach Scott Boras during the season, he’d be willing to listen.

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Actually 11.81 with a 2.63 WHIP. Yikes

Damn MLB app giving me false hope about him.

17 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

 

Baring an injury to someone, I'm guessing they'll bring him up after the magic service year date, whatever that turns out to be this year. 

9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Baring an injury to someone, I'm guessing they'll bring him up after the magic service year date, whatever that turns out to be this year. 

They plan to play Joey at first base a lot for Sugar Land. I’m guessing Jon’s gone sometime in June. 

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8 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

They plan to play Joey at first base a lot for Sugar Land. I’m guessing Jon’s gone sometime in June. 

Yeah.

as soon as I read “1st base” my thought was “great. We have to deal with .100 and a million K’s from singleton until June.”

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Yeah.

as soon as I read “1st base” my thought was “great. We have to deal with .100 and a million K’s from singleton until June.”

Something terrible will have happened for him to play that much.  He is mostly to make sure the team plane weight is balanced for take off.

35 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Something terrible will have happened for him to play that much.  He is mostly to make sure the team plane weight is balanced for take off.

Oh I agree, but don’t underestimate the perceived need to get Abreu rest because old

 

do we have anyone else on the roster that can play first besides those two? Who am I forgetting? Kessinger?

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3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Oh I agree, but don’t underestimate the perceived need to get Abreu rest because old

 

do we have anyone else on the roster that can play first besides those two? Who am I forgetting? Kessinger?

Does anyone else on the team own a glove?  
also- Vic the dick. 

I have seen pics obviously about jersey gate but don't think ours look too ridiculous, but these Cardinals ones name lettering is fucking horrific

Where the Dubon haters at? Oh wait it’s Lance Lynn and Spring training, continue hatin

17 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Where the Dubon haters at? Oh wait it’s Lance Lynn and Spring training, continue hatin

Lockup his arb years

Julks and singleton on opening day roster? Can’t wait for the tucker day off and we get the Julks, Dubon and Meyers outfield

I'm still of the belief that Bregman will sign a lower offer hear over a Correa Minnesota style offer.  If Bregman is leaving it's to maybe 6-8 teams.  

14 minutes ago, uoftorange said:

I'm still of the belief that Bregman will sign a lower offer hear over a Correa Minnesota style offer.  If Bregman is leaving it's to maybe 6-8 teams.  

Think he'll accept a five year deal?

Just now, David Dennison said:

Think he'll accept a five year deal?

I really think Ohtani will be the end of the 10 year deal.  I think 5-7 is going to be the norm again sooner than later.  The rest of the market suffered, Shohei got his because he is one of one.  And even the Dodgers will regret that deal in time.  Maybe sooner than later with the betting stuff.  Maybe guys like Acuna or Rutschman or the like get them to buy out arbitration years, I could see that.  But not the other guys.  Guess we'll see.  

5 hours ago, uoftorange said:

I'm still of the belief that Bregman will sign a lower offer hear over a Correa Minnesota style offer.  If Bregman is leaving it's to maybe 6-8 teams.  

correa’s free agency was a colossal goatfuck. 

Yall's old buddy Myles Straw was outrighted 

27 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yall's old buddy Myles Straw was outrighted 


resign him, then trade for maton and diaz, 2.0 

MFY should sign him to be the punching boy for the bleacher creatures when they’re 10 games by Mother’s Day and  Judge is out for 2 months.

I miss AJ Hinch's handwriting 

18 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

correa’s free agency was a colossal goatfuck. 

Both times

11 hours ago, Scraps said:

Yall's old buddy Myles Straw was outrighted 

Dusty's trying to get the Giants to sign him right now

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