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I’m cheap and my kid wants to go to a game. How shitty is the SRO section? Does anyone want to give me 2 tickets?

12 minutes ago, luke duke said:

I’m cheap and my kid wants to go to a game. How shitty is the SRO section? Does anyone want to give me 2 tickets?

don't fucking take kids to SRO

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Depends. How good are your kids at brawling with drunken assholes on concrete buffed and beer'd to an ice like slippery shine?Ā 

Horrible idea unless you enjoy being a part of this to get a terrible view. Just buy some shitty seats so you have one.

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9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Horrible idea unless you enjoy being a part of this to get a terrible view. Just buy some shitty seats so you have one.

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FUCK THAT.

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Holy shit, I'd rather take my kids to Gaza.

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Holy shit, I'd rather take my kids to Gaza.

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It might be even cheaper to take a kid on a tour inside a TDCJ corrections unit.Ā 

This is a terrible idea, but if you must do it, go up to the 300 or 400 level. Most people seem to go straight ahead to the 200 level SRO once entering the stadium so that level is a shit show.

Still a shit show up higher but at least there are a few less people.

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don't fucking take kids to SRO
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This is what I assumed the correct answer was going to be.
48 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

don't fucking take kids to SRO

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39 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Horrible idea unless you enjoy being a part of this to get a terrible view. Just buy some shitty seats so you have one.

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That's way too much effort just to end up being disappointed.

3 hours ago, Deej said:

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That's way too much effort just to end up being disappointed.

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I say go for it. My kids are annoying as fuck. If they die, they die.

Highly recommend SRO, especially if you record the opening land grab moment.Ā 

Yeah, just queueing up to get to the actual SRO area seems like a nightmare straight out of "The Who" concert in Cincinnati.Ā  Only instead of at least risking your life to see Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey, it's Jerry Jones and Eugenia Jones---both vapid cunts posing as human beings.Ā  How the fuck do you people go to Cowboys games on your own dime?Ā Ā 

6 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Depends. How good are your kids at brawling with drunken assholes on concrete buffed and beer'd to an ice like slippery shine?Ā 

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How old is he? Why introduce him to the disappointments in life that goes with being a Cowboys fan?

How old is he? Why introduce him to the disappointments in life that goes with being a Cowboys fan?

As good a time as any to introduce the young fella to stadium art.Ā 

For the same money buy the fancy stadium tour. It’s way better than a game.

Only been once and it was the tour, barely opened and work was still being done so the field wasn’t laid out.Ā 

My son wanted to go to the Saints vs Texans game, as he was born in Louisiana and is a Saints fan. He has $$$ (an RN), but I told him I’d only pay for half, parking, and drive us there, as we were also taking my Dad. Having told him that, and we couldn’t get seats in a suite, I told him Mezzanine sections or we weren’t going!

We got first row in section 516, NW corner mez, just above where the Texans come out. Great seats, no problems at all. Saints lost, so son was disappointed, but paying a little extra for seating helps clear out those that want to talk shit/fight.

It was my first Texans game in roughly a decade and it was actually entertaining. The Texans game day crew didn’t leave a single moment during TV TOs without something going on! I’d actually do it again and the $$$ spent was worth it!

Hook’em!!!

4 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

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Hook’em!!!

it looks like you were cold

and since you said your son was born in Louisiana it does beg the question.....your dad would also be his granddad right?.....or are they doing things "differently" there?

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

I say go for it. My kids are annoying as fuck. If they die, they die.

Matt Rhule?? That you?Ā 

3 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

For the same money buy the fancy stadium tour. It’s way better than a game.

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my dad and sister did a game and the tour, they loved the tour. threw around the football on the field. took a ton of pics

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