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2023 - 2024 Dallas Mavericks Season Thread - I'm watching, just like you guys

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#1801
In his rookie year there was a tweet that said something to the affect of 
Luka is 20lbs overweight, fat faced, wears an olineman's number, looks like he gets his haircuts at Great Clips, and will cut the heart out of your favorite team and there's nothing you can do about it.
All of that is pretty much true today. He's not chiseled or athletic in terms of an NBA body and when he dribbles, he's not making all these highlight reel moves, but damnit if he's not putting all his opponents on skates and hitting shots right in their face
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  • speed817
    speed817

    Can't believe they posted this lol

  • Pato del Muerto
    Pato del Muerto

    Love Irving apologizing to his dad into camera for missing free throws

  • Trey3216
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    Hit a nice little parlay tonight….   Luka 30+ pts (-135) Luka 10+ assists (+105) Luka 10 + rebounds (+110) Dallas team total over 101.5 (-120)   50 to win 400.  

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#1802
Good news/not-so-good for Mavs. Kleber much closer to playing than most of us thought. Lively is doubtful, but the mere chance that he could play is a positive, especially since no mention of concussion.

 

#1803
2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
3 hours ago, Post Oak said:
In his rookie year there was a tweet that said something to the affect of 
Luka is 20lbs overweight, fat faced, wears an olineman's number, looks like he gets his haircuts at Great Clips, and will cut the heart out of your favorite team and there's nothing you can do about it.

All of that is pretty much true today. He's not chiseled or athletic in terms of an NBA body and when he dribbles, he's not making all these highlight reel moves, but damnit if he's not putting all his opponents on skates and hitting shots right in their face

Luka’s game is like a movie about an ex High School star who works at Bank of America before being discovered playing pickup at the YMCA by a down-on-his-luck basketball scout* and ultimately leads his expansion team to the NBA finals. 
 

 

 

 

 

* played by David Koechner

#1804
3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:
Good news/not-so-good for Mavs. Kleber much closer to playing than most of us thought. Lively is doubtful, but the mere chance that he could play is a positive, especially since no mention of concussion.

 

LIvely will be back as soon as we need him.  no need to risk him in game 4.

#1805
When Luka Doncic stares at you like this, book your Cancun flights. Your season is over.

 

 

#1806
On 5/26/2024 at 7:51 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

KAT acting like Karl Malone out there. 

Kahhhl Malone would beat KAT’s bitchass like red headed step dog.  

#1807
2 hours ago, Howlin wolf said:
When Luka Doncic stares at you like this, book your Cancun flights. Your season is over.

 

 

They asked Luka in the post-game what he said to Ant and he said “I can’t repeat that”.    Lulz.  

#1809

Sounds like Lively is out but Maxi will be back. You have to think Maxi is going to be on a restriction, but even if he takes Powell’s minutes, that’s better than nothing. 

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#1810
Sounds like Lively is out but Maxi will be back. You have to think Maxi is going to be on a restriction, but even if he takes Powell’s minutes, that’s better than nothing. 
Maxi probably gets 12-14 tonight which like you said is better than Dwight getting 12-14. I think the wolves come out playing 5 out.
#1811

Sums up the series. 3-0 but extremely close games at the end, game 3 ended up getting away from Minny though

DAL is up 3-0 in the WCF with a total margin of +13. In the series, 4th quarter semi-contested (defender 4-6 feet of space, 33-34% shots on avg)DAL is 7-9 (all attempts Kyrie/Luka)MIN is 3-13 (6 guys with attempts)Make or Miss League + best guy wins the series in a nutshell
#1813
27 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

We’re gonna kick your ass. This’ll be 3-1 after tonight

With Boston already having swept, thanks to some big Indiana chokejobs, Dallas really should get this closed out asap. Boston already home and resting. Dallas needs to get Lively and Maxi some needed rest to be ready for a potential Finals matchup.

I remember in 2003, Mavs were up 3-0 on Portland. They took a game 4 and kept the series alive. Then took the next 2 and had to get extended to a game 7. 

I am pretty confident Dallas ends up winning the series but it's best to put a team out its misery as soon as you can. Especially with all the traveling done between games 4-7 with alternating back and forth every game.

#1815
1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

We’re gonna kick your ass. This’ll be 3-1 after tonight

get this reverse jinx sh....hey wait

#1816
1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

We’re gonna kick your ass. This’ll be 3-1 after tonight

Scott Foster is on the whistle tonight, so you got that going for you..

#1817

Anything is possible without Lively. This Mavs team has been down double digits so many times, they live on a razor’s edge. 

#1825
8 minutes ago, RexWilson said:

Only down 7 with that ugly quarter is a fortunate break. Kai gotta get going. 

Kai needs to be, dare I say, Money

#1829
4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t know about you guys but I’m starting to think kat might not be a smart player. 

Starting to understand why he doesn't play aggressively. Because if he did, he'd foul out of every game.

#1831

Game 4 for the sweep

and it’s a Scott Foster episode of one team can do whatever they want and the other team gets penalized for it

they are gonna fuck Dallas next series too this is just the beginning of the shenanigans 

The NBA is a joke

#1833
1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The contrarian in me wants to like Rudy Gobert but he is such a bitch

he's Bill Laimbeer with less talent

#1835
1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Game 4 for the sweep

and it’s a Scott Foster episode of one team can do whatever they want and the other team gets penalized for it

they are gonna fuck Dallas next series too this is just the beginning of the shenanigans 

The NBA is a joke

NBA doesn't want 2 sweeps and a bunch of dead time but we are gonna win this despite them.

#1836
6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

NBA doesn't want 2 sweeps and a bunch of dead time but we are gonna win this despite them.

Talk shit about trading Kleber or someone so they hit a hat trick of 3s

#1838
2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

That should be flagrant and embellishing.  And reacting weird like a teenage girl.

Towns is so zesty combined with the eye makeup it’s crazy

#1839
5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Talk shit about trading Kleber or someone so they hit a hat trick of 3s

that only works in hockey

#1840

Doncic needs to stop passing up shots five feet and closer. Quit passing off to lesser shooters. 

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