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2023 - 2024 Dallas Mavericks Season Thread - I'm watching, just like you guys

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the clippers are the new spurs.  every shot is a foul and every foul we get is wrong with the "Tim Duncan face"

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  • speed817
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    Can't believe they posted this lol

  • Pato del Muerto
    Pato del Muerto

    Love Irving apologizing to his dad into camera for missing free throws

  • Trey3216
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    Hit a nice little parlay tonight….   Luka 30+ pts (-135) Luka 10+ assists (+105) Luka 10 + rebounds (+110) Dallas team total over 101.5 (-120)   50 to win 400.  

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Between the PG play and what Zubac just did, Kidd needs to just put in the bottom five and call code red. Fuck this. 

not that it will matter but should be a FL2

What a POS. He’s been throwing elbows all afternoon and decides to complain endlessly about the singular time he gets called. 

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Dont like this timeout. Clippers have the ball, why would we give them a free pass to come up with something?

love seeing Cubes look like a fucking idiot he is.

No argument here but on the other side - Steve Balmer is a fat, fucktard.
1 hour ago, RexWilson said:

The constant push off from Harden makes me furious

I hate his game so fucking much.  And the leg kick.  That's supposed to be an offensive foul these days.

I've seen enough to feel optimistic about the rest of the series. I still think Mavs in 6. 
But they were missing their best player and still dominated from start to finish. Unless he's supposed to miss the entire series, this wasn't good.
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33 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
I've seen enough to feel optimistic about the rest of the series. I still think Mavs in 6. 

But they were missing their best player and still dominated from start to finish. Unless he's supposed to miss the entire series, this wasn't good.

There are only so many possessions and multiple Clippers played out of their minds in the first half while Dallas was effectively missing their best player for over half the game and played historically bad offense for a full quarter.  I like our chances if Gafford stays healthy and Luka returns to form. 

Not super concerned yet. This team is weird and oddly plays worse against teams missing star players. Win Tuesday and things are right back on track. 

The good thing is that whether you lose by 1 or 20 it's only one game.  But can't believe this team showed up to game 1 with a Tuesday night regular season against Charlotte mindset.  That is primarily on Kidd for not having them mentally ready to play.  Did they even have a hard practice during this layoff?  In the first half they looked exactly like a team that had done nothing but play a couple of meaningless games and take shootaround for 10+ days.

4 hours ago, BeardIP said:

I'm reminded of the guy in the Astros thread who would always post that after every game because they sucked:

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If you lose 4 games of a 7 game series by only 1 each, you have lost the series but you are still winning if you won the other games by more than 5 total.

On 4/21/2024 at 1:28 PM, JohnnyRage said:

Kahwi ruled out.

 

Kahwi ruled in.

Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around...

zubac with the immediate Tim Duncan look after running over Luka.

Man fuck Zubac. No matter what happens, Tyson Chandler needs to sit Daniel Gafford down for a conversation about how to handle a guy like that. 

I can't wait until Harden retires.  he's such bullshit on so many levels...

Luka off to an 0-3 start. Kyrie pushing hard, but getting shut down. Gafford hurting. Washington in foul trouble.

We got this.

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Lol Luka passing up an open elbow jumper to take a contested three-pointer 3 ft behind the ark. All good if you make it though

I literally can’t watch basketball any more. Both college and nba have the stupidest foul calls. 
 

🙏🏼 

I hope the Mavs win it all. I’ll read about it the day after it happens. 

11 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Mavs are in trouble with this shit bag bench. 

Cubes baby Cubes...

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How years of Maxi Kleber do we need to endure? 
He has been so good on defense. But he gives me heartburn on offense.
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Timmy injured. Blessing in disguise

7 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

From their dipshit olde English logo

I thought it was in Cholo.

what on earth is Luka doing down the stretch there lol. Limit turnovers and keep up defense and its ours

Luka is shooting like shit again.  Kyrie needs to take over.

8 minutes ago, crum said:

what on earth is Luka doing down the stretch there lol. Limit turnovers and keep up defense and its ours

I didn't understand why he was taking his time on that last posession.

Another missed layup. That combined with shitty free throw shooting. Not liking this. 

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i think luka's off because he's working so hard on defense.  his legs are gone.

ugh PJW is killing us on offense.

what the fuck was that?  that isn't a walk, travel or double dribble.  this is just shit. Kyrie needs to go nuclear or we are fucked.

Luka, PG has three fouls. Stop settling for a 20 ft 2 pointer. Put his ass in the paint. 

2 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Green has been our best role player by far 


That’s like being the tallest midget

If we didn’t see Maxi the rest of the series, I would not be mad about it. 

how can you argue that call....oh yeah, clippers.  they are the new spurs.

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Just now, LurkingHorn said:

If we didn’t see Maxi the rest of the series, I would not be mad about it. 

we lose every game maxi does not play.

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ooooh that is not a foul

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that can't be a foul if paul george taking out hardaway isn't a foul

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