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2023 - 2024 Dallas Mavericks Season Thread - I'm watching, just like you guys

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Every time Luka shoots free throws 

🎶 Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti. 🎶 

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  • speed817
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    Can't believe they posted this lol

  • Pato del Muerto
    Pato del Muerto

    Love Irving apologizing to his dad into camera for missing free throws

  • Trey3216
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    Hit a nice little parlay tonight….   Luka 30+ pts (-135) Luka 10+ assists (+105) Luka 10 + rebounds (+110) Dallas team total over 101.5 (-120)   50 to win 400.  

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Just back from dinner watching the Celtic drain 5 consecutive 3 pointers, including half court with 1 second before half. Tip your cap, they are far superior to the Mavs. 

Interested to hear what Luka has to say postgame. He’s been one of the worst players on the court tonight. That Houser pussy is outplaying him. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Every time Luka shoots free throws 

🎶 Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti. 🎶 

he's gonna need a way better team around him than Cubes will ever put together to win it all.  He'll be like Malone chasing a title with the Lakers or something 10 years from now.

All of them just pissing down their legs. Fkin embarrassment 

Just now, Fastbreak said:

Perfect time for DJJ to be the best player for the mavs.

Let’s see if THJ can rain 3’s like he did in 4th qtr of last game.

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

he's gonna need a way better team around him than Cubes will ever put together to win it all.  He'll be like Malone chasing a title with the Lakers or something 10 years from now.


that’s fine. But you only get so many chances in the finals. And he has played far from his best. And I’m talking more from a leadership, attitude and defensive standpoint than what he can control on offense. 

Look, the Celtics execute extremely well and 3 of Dallas starters (Gafford, DJ, and PJ), wouldn't crack their 8 man rotation. They are better, period, and when they are clicking the net effect is that it seems like Dallas is playing 5 on 6. 

But this game isn’t over, and I don’t think Boston will continue to shoot 52% from 3 or protect the ball this well. 
 

 

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I hate that I agree with Stephan A.

This is called bottoming out.

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Look, the Celtics execute extremely well and 3 of Dallas starters (Gafford, DJ, and PJ), wouldn't crack their 8 man rotation. They are better, period, and when they are clicking the net effect is that it seems like Dallas is playing 5 on 6. 

But this game isn’t over, and I don’t think Boston will continue to shoot 52% from 3 or protect the ball this well. 
 

 

its over.  

 

6 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I hate that I agree with Stephan A.

man, you couldn't get me to listen to that douchbag that knows shitall about sports for anything.  they would have to force me clockwork orange style.

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


that’s fine. But you only get so many chances in the finals. And he has played far from his best. And I’m talking more from a leadership, attitude and defensive standpoint than what he can control on offense. 

that's why he'll be chasing as the 3rd wheel somewhere the pressure is lower

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

that's why he'll be chasing as the 3rd wheel somewhere the pressure is lower

Dear god. Fucking post less

This game is over, just give them the trophy now. Dallas only won a game because Boston stopped giving a fuck after winning game 3. 

Gotta tip cap to Boston. They were always the better team. Magic had to run out somewhere given the limitations of the roster. Hell of a run and nothing to be ashamed about. 

Fucking embarrassing that all they wanted out of this series was to avoid the sweep and then checked out.

love that ticky tack foul call out top on Brown against Luka now that the game is over.  expect more of that later.  NBA refs are so fucking predictable

Just now, RexWilson said:

The no heart, low effort is what is pissing me off. 

it really is a miracle they got this far with this roster.

Let Green just shoot 3's the rest of the night.

Whenever the Mavs are on a run I always assume it’s because Jason Kidd is in the shitter and someone else is coaching. 

32 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Let’s see if THJ can rain 3’s like he did in 4th qtr of last game.

he's in.  let the games begin.

Have to stop giving them second chances. Foul on Horford

Luna looks like he wants this to be over. His body language is horrible.

3 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Luna looks like he wants this to be over. His body language is horrible.

He’s given up. Not hustling on D or for loose balls. Unfortunately he’s quit when facing some adversity.

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Out rebound 44-30 so far this game. 12-6 on the offensive end. 

they are getting worked everywhere.

I’m just really surprised at how shitty Luka has played. I was hoping he had more Kobe and Jordan in him than this. 

I think Boston is going to have more overturned and burned out cars tonight than Kyrie’s point total. 

Boston is on a different level and a deserving champion. Good for them.

Mavs overperformed, won the western conference is decisive fashion and have a solid foundation to build on. Time to Work hard in the offseason, upgrade a starter or two, and come right back. 

2 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Boston is truly so hatable… 

Boston the team is very likable. Boston the fans are turrible.

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