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  • People are being gaping pussies about a 35-6 win. What the fuck??

  • BurntOrange&White
    BurntOrange&White

    I’ll take 35-6 with our backup QBs first start. Fuck you idiots who expect absolute perfection 

  • This game thread is absolute cancer today. The entitlement and unrealistic expectations some of you have is utterly insane - coupled with posters jumping on a QB who is starting his first ever game -

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Very happy with the win and the defense, but Christ we need to fix our red zone offense before next week (I wish). What an abortion.

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

Very happy with the win and the defense, but Christ we need to fix our red zone offense before next week (I wish). What an abortion.

You cannot have that opinion.

All I know is every time I watch a few series of a game they are playing it's pure domination.   Maybe it's just the sample size and shitty teams.   BYU never looked as good as KSU has.   I hope it is just the shitty competition but I think we'll have our hands full and need to play well to win.
K-state is always dangerous no matter what kind of season they're having, and they have one of the better coaches in the country. (Of course he's BDF and as such safe from aggy money whipping)

Glad we won! Light the tower. RZ offense needs work. Another concern would be our injuries. 
 

Not a popular opinion and I know we needed the RZ practice but our kicker needed some in game practice to kick FGs. We may have a game where it comes down to a FG and we blew two chances for that trying to go for a TD on 4th down. I understand we were playing BYU but…

Hook’em! 

Edited by Nicole44

39 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Because you touch yourself at night 

Manning will never play at TEXAS if it’s based on how much I touch myself at night. 
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Just now, Nicole44 said:

Glad we won! Light the tower. RZ offense needs work. Another concern would be our injuries. 
 

Not a popular opinion and I know we needed the RZ practice but our kicker needed some in game practice to for FGs. We may have a game where it comes down to an FG and we blew two chances for that trying to go for a TD on 4th down. I understand we were playing BYU but…

Hook’em! 

I think Texas has a short yardage problem, not necessarily a red zone issue (they are inter-related). I would like to see some more Neto.. I just don’t think Majors and Conner anchor well enough in short-yardage situations. 

Just now, ousux said:
5 minutes ago, Skipper said:
All I know is every time I watch a few series of a game they are playing it's pure domination.   Maybe it's just the sample size and shitty teams.   BYU never looked as good as KSU has.   I hope it is just the shitty competition but I think we'll have our hands full and need to play well to win.

K-state is always dangerous no matter what kind of season they're having, and they have one of the better coaches in the country. (Of course he's BDF and as such safe from aggy money whipping)

K-State O-lines put Texas O-line to shame nearly every year.  Don’t get it.

We won but fuck Sark for being a dumb fuck and not taking the points twice

Good win. 
 

 

Wish we had taken the FGs, but whatever. We crushed them.

21 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

With a backup QB. Sometimes this place is amusing. 

It's why we keep coming back. You never know what you're gonna get outside of a few posters 

21 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Good point. They're not gonna burn his redshirt. And I'm definitely ready for "The Return of the Ewers"

 

The ONLY way they burn his shirt is IF they play him in more than 5 games. If ya can't keep up, take notes.

 

 

 

16 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

Before all the bitching and whining sets in...    

7-1  BITCHES

 

Way, way late on that.

 

 

5 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Manning will never play at TEXAS if it’s based on how much I touch myself at night. 
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Well don't fall for Imma's "free beer" trick. You'll end up chaffed and sober.

20 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Good win.  I'm not sure how we fix our redzone issues at this point.  Especially with a backup QB we don't trust to throw into tight windows.  But after being embarrassed in back to back games the Defense showed up.   Imagine how dominating a performance that would have been if this shit conference actually called holding.

Next week is another story though.   KSU playing like a top 10 team right now.  Going to absolutely have to bring our A game to win.  Should be fun.

Defense played great.  But they always play great against substandard QB play. Next week will be a huge test.  

Honestly this felt like most of the games this season. A roller coaster of nerves but in the end we got score board.  

A win is a win! I’ll take them any way we can get them all year long. I miss Quinn, and I think k-state is going to stack the box and hope Malik throws a few wtf passes. I’m confident sark can design a game plan for Malik to be successful. Onwards and upwards. 

7 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

3 trips inside the 10 for zero points. Very impressive

I know, right? And we still won by four touchdowns!

Is Sark’s wife on the fucking field shaking hands?

I saw that dumb shit.
24 minutes ago, ousux said:

Was thinking the same thing lol

A great safety would have been crushing that receiver a split second before the ball arrives.

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28 minutes ago, MAGS® said:

Okay internet tough guy... glad you could make a solid argument.  

 

27 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

No point in arguing with a big gaping pussy. 

 

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23 minutes ago, Kdub said:

People are being gaping pussies about a 35-6 win. What the fuck??

This.  Fucking pussies about a 7-1 record which is going to the championship to slap that sooner ass around.

6 minutes ago, GTJ1982 said:

Honestly this felt like most of the games this season. A roller coaster of nerves but in the end we got score board.  

I was never worried for one second we’d win this game, not sure what some of y’all were watching, but losing never crossed my mind.

24 minutes ago, Kdub said:

People are being gaping pussies about a 35-6 win. What the fuck??

You're new around here, right?

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

You're new around here, right?

No shit, it always smells like hooker pussy around here on gameday, no matter the outcome.

1 minute ago, Hmbre97 said:

No shit, it always smells like hooker pussy around here on gameday, no matter the outcome.

Wtf are you doing smelling it?

1 minute ago, Hmbre97 said:

No shit, it always smells like hooker pussy around here on gameday, no matter the outcome.

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Haven't watched every snap this year, but had the game on in the background doing some pumpkin carving party shit with the new neighbors and lost my mind on the second attempt to score on 4th down. At least KU won, folks they're saying OU is nothing but a bunch of limp-dick fuckasses.

I felt like our defense was never going to let those fuckers score.  Sweat and the line has tons of penetration on their o line and their QB sucks.

Just now, Hefeweizen said:

I felt like our defense was never going to let those fuckers score.  Sweat and the line has tons of penetration on their o line and their QB sucks.

Their offense had a chance to punch it in from the 1 on a 4th down, but their dumbass team took a delay of game there. Their red zone offense makes ours look good.

Their offense had a chance to punch it in from the 1 on a 4th down, but their dumbass team took a delay of game there. Their red zone offense makes ours look good.

I thought that was for trying to call two time outs in a row.
3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Their offense had a chance to punch it in from the 1 on a 4th down, but their dumbass team took a delay of game there. Their red zone offense makes ours look good.

To use an aggyism, they’re the worst 5-3 team in the country.

38 minutes ago, ousux said:

K-state is always dangerous

Their six game losing streak against us just scares you to death. 

12 minutes ago, immamac said:

I’m honestly starting to think everyone that posts here is an old man pussy. The tailgate showing needs to be better for kstate or I’m canceling Christmas. 

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1 hour ago, Kdub said:

People are being gaping pussies about a 35-6 win. What the fuck??

No shit. I understand being unhappy with Texas’ showing in earlier games with Ewers at QB, but with a new QB starting his first game ever, people should be fired up about the result. MAGs not only seems like he sucks, he does suck. He’s not bright. 

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18 minutes ago, immamac said:

I’m honestly starting to think everyone that posts here is an old man pussy. The tailgate showing needs to be better for kstate or I’m canceling Christmas. 

Ya we didn’t make it down today and I wish we had. Got tied up. 

1 hour ago, Kdub said:

People are being gaping pussies about a 35-6 win. What the fuck??

People are just being dumb. This game went more or less as should have been reasonably expected. If anyone expected Maalik Murphy - the RS FR recruited as a developmental project making his first start, after his first ever week of starter's reps in practice - to be anything but a mixed bag, that's on them. BYU accomplished nothing of significance on offense.

I like the Scipio-ism that football is graded pass-fail, and Texas passed today.

22 minutes ago, immamac said:

I’m honestly starting to think everyone that posts here is an old man pussy. The tailgate showing needs to be better for kstate or I’m canceling Christmas. 

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56 minutes ago, GTJ1982 said:

Honestly this felt like most of the games this season. A roller coaster of nerves but in the end we got score board.  

Nerves? The outcome of this game never felt in doubt. It was like watching a G5 OOC game.

1 hour ago, stork642 said:

Defense played great.  But they always play great against substandard QB play. Next week will be a huge test.  

especially against QB's that don't run.

1 hour ago, Skipper said:

Good win.  I'm not sure how we fix our redzone issues at this point.  Especially with a backup QB we don't trust to throw into tight windows.  But after being embarrassed in back to back games the Defense showed up.   Imagine how dominating a performance that would have been if this shit conference actually called holding.

Next week is another story though.   KSU playing like a top 10 team right now.  Going to absolutely have to bring our A game to win.  Should be fun.

We start by replacing Conner at LG. He just provides nothing other than watching the opposing team's defense beat him and tackle our guys behind the LOS.

Guys, just go downtown and enjoy the view. Leave by midnight when everyone goes into the bars. Lots of talent on 6st. 

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We start by replacing Conner at LG. He just provides nothing other than watching the opposing team's defense beat him and tackle our guys behind the LOS.

Been saying this all season. He’s a serviceable back up and serviceable is being kind …

Solid win, all in all.  And we have an oline problem, not just a redzone problem.  Our oline is getting worse by the game. 

I don’t think it’s unreasonable to call for the field-goal in Texas’ 2nd Drive of the second half. They had gone three and out in their first drive of The second half.  BYU followed that by with a 68 yard drive settling for a field goal.
 

Going up by 18 changes the complexion of the game.  BYU was never able to exploit the 10 yard cushion our corners were giving them. However, we had seen that too many times in the past, so there was a chance. PTSD  

As much as we want to see our goal line offense practiced, we also should have our coaches practice what they would do in real games.

Take the three possession lead, and let the defense unload on them.

That said, happy for the win.

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