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5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You are request has been denied?

I’m gonna blame autocorrect 

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  • People are being gaping pussies about a 35-6 win. What the fuck??

  • BurntOrange&White
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    I’ll take 35-6 with our backup QBs first start. Fuck you idiots who expect absolute perfection 

  • This game thread is absolute cancer today. The entitlement and unrealistic expectations some of you have is utterly insane - coupled with posters jumping on a QB who is starting his first ever game -

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6 minutes ago, Homercles said:

TV networks need to cut back on endless commercials…and rule changes just to jam more commercials in

Yea it's insane with all the commercials they think the time slots would still be the same this year.

5 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I’m gonna blame autocorrect 

I do this no matter what. 😉 

But seriously, the shit it comes up with when you miss a single letter in a word is stunning 

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Radio just announced Maalik starting

I mean Sark said so at least on Thursday…

Pretty awesome crowd so far. Well the student section is always slow to show but still. 

Wow, a lot of people in the stands already.  Color me shocked.

And now, please direct your attention to the south end zone for the Running of the Children.

7 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Iirc FOX and other networks have 4.0 hour slots, works flawlessly.  


Fox has a 2:30 slot today, and it’s going to bite them in the ass pretty hard. 
 

 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I do this no matter what. 😉 

But seriously, the shit it comes up with when you miss a single letter in a word is stunning 

 

Or when you spell two words correctly, but miss the space bar on your phone and hit “n” instead, but can’t figure it out. 

At least Fox has the decency to put a crawl under the game saying "such and such will start on FS1"

finish this goddamn blowout game jesus fuck

It's 2:30 ... and OU sucks.

But also where the shit the game gonna be shown?

Nvm. Just saw there's only 2 minutes left.

Edited by gofuckyourself

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Pretty awesome crowd so far. Well the student section is always slow to show but still. 

My kid has been there since 12:15.  2nd row, 15 yard line.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

It's 2:30 ... and OU sucks.

But also where the shit the game gonna be shown?

All of this.

13 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Any clue on the Rig 12 Ref crew today?

Mr Asshole

Mr Bitchass

Mr Fucktard

and

Mr Cunt

Your crew today 

Mr Asshole
Mr Bitchass
Mr Fucktard
and
Mr Cunt
Your crew today 
And all of them with severe astigmatism and room temp IQ's.

the band is literally still on the field playing right now folks.... calm down. 

Doesn't a late ABC start usually dump to ESPNU?
They refuse to tell us

So they delayed the start for this shitass blowout

8 mins till game time.

the band is literally still on the field playing right now folks.... calm down. 

No shit. Calm down everyone.
2 minutes ago, ousux said:
3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:
Mr Asshole
Mr Bitchass
Mr Fucktard
and
Mr Cunt
Your crew today 

And all of them with severe astigmatism and room temp IQ's.

Yesterday I was watching the Spurs game and saw something I can't believe I hadn't seen before. On a bad call someone in the lower bowl threw a pair of eye glasses frames onto the court at the refs. 

2 minutes ago, txduck87 said:


No shit. Calm down everyone.

NO WAY FUCK YOU NEED FOOTBALL

"bigger and faster than Cam Newton" lol

"bigger and faster than Cam Newton" lol

Said a man named Booger.

i attended the 1987 BYU game.  We lost!

 

btw, love the +20.5 , Texas wins but with a new QB , gonna be close.

Edited by Make em eat Taco Bell

The black ABC studio guy just said Malik Murphy is as big as Cam Newton but maybe faster. 

Bored Come On GIF

Booger McFarland just described Maalik as maybe a little faster then Cam Newton lol

Cam ran a 4.59 at the combine for reference

Would be hilarious MM running down their throats after all the "he's not mobile" talk.

Edited by mwaadeeb

We owe BYU a few decades worth of ass kickings. Go get it Maalik and Arch

I don't know about y'all but really bummed Galindo, Brando, and Mowens weren't called in to call this game

 

 

 

*ducks 

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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Five more minutes until y’all can start your meltdowns.

Don't worry there are posters already melting down watching the Kansas State and Oklahoma games. 

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