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I agree with Sark going for it on these.

Not if they’re never successful
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Announcers don’t even know the spot and how much to go for a first down.  They thought it was a first down anyway.  

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Kick the field goal!

Fuck no.  I'd rather lose the game than pass on the chance to push it down their throats

Just now, bad_teammate said:

I agree with Sark going for it on these.

maybe in the 2nd quarter man, but a FG here makes it 3 fucking possessions.    they arent scoring 2 TDs unless we give them pick6 or fumble 6s   just take the fucking kick

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

I agree with Sark going for it on these.

Then you are a bad teammate... Wait wut?

Had to burn a timeout because the play clock was running out coming out of a replay timeout.

I member that BYU beat down 10 years ago. 
 

Suck on our longhorn salty balls BYU. Stick em in our mouth and suck em! 

Kick the fucking field goal you arrogant ass 

Can we fucking recruit an actual FB if we are going to use them in the offense, instead of using a DT.

Just now, bad_teammate said:

We're up 21-6 on a team that sucks. Calm down. Jesus Christ

Yeah but we could be up 24-6!

Honestly you play to win the game as early as possible.  You kick the FG.  But Sark is gonna Sark it up, so just give it to Brooks. 

That DP commercial is Surly and I'm proud to be part of it

He needs to kick the fucking FG. He sees red in the red zone and it gets in the way of better judgement sometimes.

I feel like we were the inspiration for the Fansville commercial where the fans are losing their shit on the first play of the game. 

Just now, bad_teammate said:

We're up 21-6 on a team that sucks. Calm down. Jesus Christ

Because I’m totally being serious about firing an HC for one play call…

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Sark seriously is still drinking

 

no way hes not drunk right now. No doubt in my mind

I don’t think Sark is the guy, but I think this is over the line dude.

Given their offense this is a no brained kick right(like the last one)? Wtf?

Just now, NOOBSDUDE said:

Stupid not to give Arch meaningful snaps. We are one hit away from bringing in a QB who hasn't taken a snap. 

its still a 2 possesion game. we have to get a slightly more comfortable lead before we can bring him in

I think you have to take the FG. There score lead in the fourth quarter is basically ballgame.

I think he goes for it again because he seems to have tunnel vision with regard to finishing RZ possessions with a TD. It probably won’t bite Texas here because the BYU offense ain’t shit but it could elsewhere.

Just now, Lhorn said:

I feel like we were the inspiration for the Fansville commercial where the fans are losing their shit on the first play of the game. 

it's true gif

RedZone is not our thing right now. this year. So far. 
 

 

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I hate Sark so fucking much. Just an absolute fucking dunce of a human being.

Good lord. I hate being right.

GEE what a fucking surprise... we cant fucking score on 4th down from the 2 yard line.

 

sark you really are a god damned hard headed idiot

That was the big 4th down play call you fuckstick? You're gonna go. Then you're gonna call that. 

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