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  • People are being gaping pussies about a 35-6 win. What the fuck??

  • BurntOrange&White
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    I’ll take 35-6 with our backup QBs first start. Fuck you idiots who expect absolute perfection 

  • This game thread is absolute cancer today. The entitlement and unrealistic expectations some of you have is utterly insane - coupled with posters jumping on a QB who is starting his first ever game -

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Just don’t get RZ shittiness. 
4th and half yd how does Texas not have a “Tush Push” type deal with big QB having like Sweat at FB ramming up his ass. 

Bledsoe u fucking moron.  A d lineman jumping offside is my pet peeve.  

And WTF is he even in there??

Sark is such a shitty coach
 
great recruiter and above average OC tho

Evidence about the OC thing…

We don’t score points. Greg Davis put up better numbers.

Hayden Conner is a gaping vagina. So tired of seeing his weak ass play patty cake with people 

Holy Jesus f'n Joseph and Mary what the fuck are you doing Sark. 

We're going to walk into a KSU game with this offense that can't fucking score on BYU. We gonna get handled next week. Maalik ain't the dude.

Take your damn field goals you cunt

It’s almost like Sark doesn’t like living in Austin.  Securing wins earlier in games doesn’t seem to be a concern for him.  

I swear to god, if we lose this fucking game, I'm gonna do some shit I can't take back.

 

Edited by TexArcher

I can’t wait for BYU to score with 6 minutes left down 7-8 points here and we’ll have it in our RS freshman QB’s hands to not blow it.

1 minute ago, Texas73 said:

Sark wants to finish drives. I want points and a 3-possession lead.

The Cristobal school of game management.

Just now, NOOBSDUDE said:

This game feels like we should be up by 4 TD's.

We should be up by three TDs.

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Here comes the 99 yard 10 minute drive. 

Good then game over 

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Some guys blocked well...some hardly at all. I don't blame Sark for making the offense prove they can finally get it right. 

Hey let me help. They haven't got it. Not even close. Fuck statistics and win the game. Score points

We are practicing in the middle of a conference game.

Fuck. Cunt.
 
At this point, I think Sarkisian is just forcing it so these fucking nitwits can learn to score.

It’s this. Sark isn’t thinking about maximizing win probability because in his mind it’s already so close to 100% that he values the reps in the red zone.

He’s *probably* right but it’s also hilariously arrogant for a coach who blown several double digit second half leads in conference games and is on one play against his dogshit secondary being in a real game.

Maybe at some point Sark has to accept his team just doesn't have the O-Line to get it in the end zone and take the points on 4th.

Or not. Whatever.

Gonna be a season low of points today… vs byu
With a QB making his first start, you fucktard.

If we had any time of coaching and player development. We are up 42-6

The lay on the ground offense and let your super athletic running back do it all isn’t working. We got a heavy dose of that against OU. Throw that play out.

alright  we needed that INT....    

 

sigh

 

1st and goal again

Just now, NOOBSDUDE said:

This game feels like we should be up by 4 TD's.

We would if we had a QB that could throw properly. 

We'd be up by 3 if our potato head coach would learn to kick field goals when you have this kind of lead. 

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Here comes the 99 yard 10 minute drive. 

that finishes the game and secures the win for texas. 

 

2 minutes ago, Real Papi said:

Let’s go DEFENSE get a TO

are you a wizard?

Wait.   Who let the white kid play in the secondary!!!

...and we're back inside the 10 AGAIN!!! four plays and out coming. 

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