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  • People are being gaping pussies about a 35-6 win. What the fuck??

  • BurntOrange&White
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    I’ll take 35-6 with our backup QBs first start. Fuck you idiots who expect absolute perfection 

  • This game thread is absolute cancer today. The entitlement and unrealistic expectations some of you have is utterly insane - coupled with posters jumping on a QB who is starting his first ever game -

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2 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Time for an Int. 

Almost 

The holds where you can actually see the jersey being pulled from behind should be called. 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Not only that. They were a couple plays away from being 3-4 against those shitty teams. 

I can't believe there were actually people who thought we might lose to this BYU team.

 

 

but we need to kick field goals and go up by 20 scores or we're in trouble

2 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Jimbo would have the same record . Its a low fucking bar. 

Give it a rest. We get it, you don’t like Sark

This isn't 1974. Who pays for that boxing shit

1 minute ago, Pods said:

Someone needs to find that whistling prick and beat the shit out of him. 

 

Fuck yes. Driving my dog fucking crazy.

Yall wanna know was crazy on that INT by Taaffe?? A great safety wouldn’t have made it. 

Yeah, he had to get up off the ground to catch it.

Playing BYU today is what it must have felt like playing Texas during the Charlie Strong years.  They just refused to try to win this game.  

Just now, MrBig said:

Gideon has got to go. I’m surprised Mack isn’t trying to steal him away from us.

Dude, seriously. I fucking loathe him on staff. He's really the best we can get? I call bullshit on that. He's fucking worthless. 

Great longhorn, very bad coach. 

Happy to get this win but seriously, Fuck Sark.

I’ve been a supporter of his until now, but this fucking game is ridiculous. 

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

So how do we feel about the opponent formerly known as Purple Wizard next week?  (yeah, this game is making my eyes hurt)

Never comfortable when a team has a QB who seems like he's played for 12 years for same team

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

It seems like every DB coaches we've had since Strong have all taught our DB's to not worry about turning their heads to look for the ball. Makes sense we've sucked that long, too. 

Well, other teams do the same thing, they just don't get called for penalties or their WRs make adjustments and catch the ball. Officials call our guys for PI all the time and our WRs are horrible at route adjustments and catching the football.

So how do we feel about the opponent formerly known as Purple Wizard next week?  (yeah, this game is making my eyes hurt)

We’ll Bill Snyder isn’t coming to town so there’s that.

I think KSU probably wins based on what I’ve seen today but Texas can certainly win if they take better care of the ball
6 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Wow. Whittington is still on the team?

??

 

Oh okay, you're just being sarcastic

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Yeah, WTF

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1 minute ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Yes, but irrelevant. 
 

This team gets skull fucked by K St. 

would that help you blow your load faster so you can quit fucking ruining this win??? Shut. Your. Cock. Holster. I’ll clutch my pearls next Saturday. 

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

That would have been an 80 yard pick 6.

Sark would have yelled at him to take a knee inside the 5 to get some more red zone work in. 

3 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

So how do we feel about the opponent formerly known as Purple Wizard next week?  (yeah, this game is making my eyes hurt)

Gonna be tough, but home field advantage will prevail. We'll win by a small margin only due to us having elite athletes, not coaching. 

Just now, LOHorn said:

The holds where you can actually see the jersey being pulled from behind should be called. 

Can't see 'em on the field man.

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2 minutes ago, LOHorn said:

The holds where you can actually see the jersey being pulled from behind should be called. 

I’m gonna add arm around the neck to your list. 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Great longhorn, very bad coach. 

Are you sure, he likely cost Texas two MNCs?

5 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Jimbo would have the same record . Its a low fucking bar. 

That’s bullshit and you know it. Sark’s offensive scheme and playcalling are elite while Jimbo’s offense is an archaic eyesore. There is no way Jimbo has this team with his offense at 7-1.

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There has to be some undercover aggys lurking because I don't ever remember hearing this many people talking crazy during a game in which we are winning by 3 TD's

 

how the fuck are you getting false starts on the first fucking play of the series at HOME???

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Happy to get this win but seriously, Fuck Sark.

I’ve been a supporter of his until now, but this fucking game is ridiculous. 

why? When was this game in doubt?

2 minutes ago, BERT said:

Give it a rest. We get it, you don’t like Sark

Have supported him 100%. Its clear now I was wrong and he is a complete fraud. Mea culpa. 

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

We're also going to beat KSU.

not if MM is throwing shit up for grabs

Just now, NOOBSDUDE said:

Wow no Arch. Why? Can someone give me a good reason?

Starting QB needs snaps more than the backup since the starter is new.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Are you sure, he likely cost Texas two MNCs?

Good longhorn that he loves our university, not good longhorn that he was a good player, cause he was fucking mid at best, and I'm being generous. 

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I think KSU probably wins based on what I’ve seen today but Texas can certainly win if they take the points.

fify

2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

would that help you blow your load faster so you can quit fucking ruining this win??? Shut. Your. Cock. Holster. I’ll clutch my pearls next Saturday. 

Go lick Sarks taint and then wonder how we end with 3 losses this season. 

Just now, NOOBSDUDE said:

Wow no Arch. Why? Can someone give me a good reason?

he knows how to hand off

Have supported him 100%. Its clear now I was wrong and he is a complete fraud. Mea culpa. 

If the in-game coaching can catch up to the recruiting, we might have something.
Just now, NOOBSDUDE said:

Wow no Arch. Why? Can someone give me a good reason?

Because you touch yourself at night 

1 minute ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Have supported him 100%. Its clear now I was wrong and he is a complete fraud. Mea culpa. 

He's not going anywhere so you might as well get used to it.

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