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  • People are being gaping pussies about a 35-6 win. What the fuck??

  • BurntOrange&White
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    I’ll take 35-6 with our backup QBs first start. Fuck you idiots who expect absolute perfection 

  • This game thread is absolute cancer today. The entitlement and unrealistic expectations some of you have is utterly insane - coupled with posters jumping on a QB who is starting his first ever game -

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Hey Silver Spurs.... Maybe don't fire Smokey in our guy's face, mmkay?

Just now, Laxtonto said:

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X gonna give it to ya!  Wait for you to get it on ya own?  X gonna deliver to ya!

Way to help your QB X!!! Take the pressure off the young fella!!

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Special teams have been impressive this year.

 

Except for that whole fake FG call while up multiple TDs on Houston

Just now, Ellellelle said:

Texas gonna get a pick.

maybe.....   depends if we can still get pressure while having our necks bent backward by their O Line. 

Now, let's pick-6 this bitch.  He's dying to give us one.  Let Maalik have a 14-point lead when he gets the ball again.

Slovis is legitimately a Division 2 talent back there. Not FCS… Division 2. He’s fucking horrible. We’re about to roll. 

X just delivered a pre-marital fucking to a bunch of Mormons!

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

maybe.....   depends if we can still get pressure while having our necks bent backward by their O Line. 

quoted for truth my brother!!

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

maybe.....   depends if we can still get pressure while having our necks bent backward by their O Line. 

Fully expecting a ticky tack hold on X return

Just now, Helobious said:

Slovis is legitimately a Division 2 talent back there. Not FCS… Division 2. He’s fucking horrible. We’re about to roll. 

Why man? Why?

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Special teams have been impressive this year.

 

Except for that whole fake FG call while up multiple TDs on Houston

Banks doesn't fuck around.

Loved seeing Maalik dancing around out there. Has to feel good working so hard and then starting in front of 100k at DKR. Has to be a huge moment. Get us a big win, big fella!

We keep sniffing around those INTs, I think we’re going to feed a couple times today

We keep sniffing around those INTs, I think we’re going to feed a couple times today

We might have 2-3 unbeaten teams go down today.

Slovis is legitimately a Division 2 talent back there. Not FCS… Division 2. He’s fucking horrible. We’re about to roll. 

Great, Slovis about to set a DKR passing record.

That said running him on a speed option is a choice.
Just now, MillerEP said:

We keep sniffing around those INTs, I think we’re going to feed a couple times today

We keep sniffing around those INTs, I think we’re going to feed a couple times today

That will be huge for us if we can get some turnovers today and especially next weekend.

2 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

X just delivered a pre-marital fucking to a bunch of Mormons!

Something Something soaking

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

We keep sniffing around those INTs, I think we’re going to feed a couple times today

We keep sniffing around those INTs, I think we’re going to feed a couple times today

You can say that again 

alright boys.     lets do this.   put the knee on their fucking neck

Just now, SpiralOut said:

This Mormon team is fucking awful.  

Let's not start sucking each others' dicks just yet.  21-0 wouldn't even feel safe, obv.

Who was that just came off the edge? Got to Slovis while being held.  

Edited by GTJ1982

Just now, TexArcher said:

Let's not start sucking each others' dicks just yet.  21-0 wouldn't even feel safe, obv.

Need about 31-0 to feel comfortable 

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