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Just now, ATXbronco said:

Good for you, Blue

 

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I really dislike this "stick it in my veins" fad that got started in the NBA...

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I thought that meant “cold blooded.” Never made sense to me, but I’m an old compared to college kids now. 

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  • People are being gaping pussies about a 35-6 win. What the fuck??

  • BurntOrange&White
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    I’ll take 35-6 with our backup QBs first start. Fuck you idiots who expect absolute perfection 

  • This game thread is absolute cancer today. The entitlement and unrealistic expectations some of you have is utterly insane - coupled with posters jumping on a QB who is starting his first ever game -

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Tapp Looks like he can be the best Pass rusher in college football one day 

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3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

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Red or Blue! Why not both! 

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2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Get fucked Mormons

So they need a good soak?

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

41 to 6. Just saying

We held them after the first turnover on downs, kicking the FG would have changed the outcome of the game

Most unsatisfying wins ever...  hut its a win

Soaked their shit up. Huge game next week. Hopefully not 11am kick

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Surly Guide for Playing Back-Up QBs

1. You don't burn one of four redshirt games for Arch Manning in the last few minutes, when you may need him in the next five games, and you don't need him in this game.

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Another win on the books!

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1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

J'Mond Tapp is a bad motha

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Tapp'd dat ass.

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Fuck those guy..... maybe see them in the Cotton Bowl eventually, but for now Fuck those guys

If we ever learn how to score on the goal line we might actually be good 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

And Brooks was well behind Bijan and Roschon last year. People gotta stop worrying about that shit

Agreed. That's why I'm saying next year he should be better

 But, the difference between the two is we saw Brooks was special early on. Baxter will get there. He's shown flashes, not worried in the least. Get Brooks back next year, along with Baxter, Red, (hopefully Blue), Christian Clark (who will be a bad motherfucker, just watch), and Gibson. We'll be a force in the running game 

Nice win.*

Tighten up and get 'em next week, boys!

 

 

 

* I still think we should have taken the points.

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Good for you, Blue

 

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I really dislike this "stick it in my veins" fad that got started in the NBA...

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7 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

No. That's not my hand. Why would you think that is my hand? It's not me at all. My hand is much different. I'm much more masculine. I mean that hand has nail polish on the fingernails. I don't wear nail polish. That's not what I do at all. Why would you even write that? So it's certainly not me. Anyone could figure that out. So please quickly pull your post down, cause it's not me. Are you my ex-wife? Cause she used to say weird things about my behavior that weren't true at all. Is the post still up? Definitely not me. 

I really  need more options here...

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

I’ll take 35-6 with our backup QBs first start. Fuck you idiots who expect absolute perfection 

Sure but MM throws will be picked off by better teams and be a loss.

I was pretty busy mid-game and on but I knew they had this.

So someone summarize all the things I should be miserable about.

15 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I’m gonna add arm around the neck to your list. 

Fair. I’ll subtract an “O” from your username. 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

I’d assume you’d rather lose? 

Id rather fucking finish in the red zone.  Id rather play like like a championship level team..  it was a win but not good enough for teams with a fucking pulse.

36 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Gonna be a season low of points today… vs byu

 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

FinaL on this game gonna be 35-24 Texas

Wrong again. Are you a rurse? If so, super cool that you can break six figs with extra chromosome

J Brooks has had 94 plus all purpose yards in all but the Bama game. And 6 straight with 130 plus APY. Don't worry about the rushing totals only he's getting his in all facets. 

Tapp gonna be absolutely lethal next season. Whooo boy. Burke, Tapp, Carter, Murphy (I hope), Simmons, Sorrell, Williams, Brooks, Muhammad. We should be good. Add in a transfer or 2 to plug in 

14 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Wow no Arch. Why? Can someone give me a good reason?

Makes me think Sark is pretty confident that Ewers will be back next week. 

3 minutes ago, MAGS® said:

Most unsatisfying wins ever...  hut its a win

“Unsatisfying win” does not compute for me after the Strong and Herman years.

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Sure but MM throws will be picked off by better teams and be a loss.

It’s his first start against one of the better turnover defenses in the country. Holy shit. Calm down loser. 

Just now, TejasPedro said:

Did Sark soak it back in the day.

No. He's averse to punching it in. 

6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I thought it was ice in my veins?

I don't like anything about it

Just now, TejasPedro said:

Did Sark soak it back in the day.

It would explain the squatting from having blue balls.

I had to take the kid to the park for a bit and was watching the score on my phone. Did we have a touchdown that got taken off the scoreboard in the third maybe early fourth quarter?

2 minutes ago, MAGS® said:

Id rather fucking finish in the red zone.  Id rather play like like a championship level team..  it was a win but not good enough for teams with a fucking pulse.

There are only 2-3 teams playing on that level right now. Just win. Who gives a shit the manner

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Just now, BigBenBamboozle said:

“Unsatisfying win” does not compute for me after the Strong and Herman years.

Well i go back way further than that.  Its a win but we left so much on the table.  

I think we match up pretty well against k state and it's at home so I think we'll pull it out.

3 minutes ago, MAGS® said:

Id rather fucking finish in the red zone.  Id rather play like like a championship level team..  it was a win but not good enough for teams with a fucking pulse.

Ok Mario Cristobal

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