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he committed to oklahoma freakshow. Not that he lives in oklahoma, and I am the idoit.
4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

You’re 

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This site is really going down the drain. 

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THIS POST EDITED BY TEXAGS STAFF.

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OP eats the snickers upside down so the dick vein texture is on his tongue 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

OP eats the snickers upside down so the dick vein texture is on his tongue 

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. Rep

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

OP eats the snickers upside down so the dick vein texture is on his tongue 

Remind never to do this again.

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3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

OP eats the snickers upside down so the dick vein texture is on his tongue 

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3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

In before classics.

Same thought, ya' beat me too it. 

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This site is really going down the drain. 

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/we all know the speech 

18 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This site is really going down the drain. 

Disagree. I think this site is scary good.

19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This site is really going down the drain. 

Gen Z needs participation ribbons for all y'all!

19 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

OP eats the snickers upside down so the dick vein texture is on his tongue 

Holy shit... that is amazing.

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21 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

OP eats the snickers upside down so the dick vein texture is on his tongue 

I prefer Milky Ways.

So you like the dick vein but in a different flavor?

10 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Disagree. I think this site is scary good.

I deserve the scary good jokes but I'm also entitled to collect receipts at the end of the season if we make the CFP. 

That is to say - y'all don't bite off more than you can chew, now.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I deserve the scary good jokes but I'm also entitled to collect receipts at the end of the season if we make the CFP. 

That is to say - y'all don't bite off more than you can chew, now.

It’s certainly a possibility.
 

From a semantics standpoint, I don’t think there’s a football team this season I would call “scary” good. Even Georgia looks beatable. With NIL and the portal flattening out the landscape, I’m not sure we’ll see teams like 2019 LSU or 2005 Texas nearly as often as in the past. 

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

It’s certainly a possibility.
 

From a semantics standpoint, I don’t think there’s a football team this season I would call “scary” good. Even Georgia looks beatable. With NIL and the portal flattening out the landscape, I’m not sure we’ll see teams like 2019 LSU or 2005 Texas nearly as often as in the past. 

Well I obviously don't actually still believe that. I maybe never believed that. Just not the best title phrasing - and like I said I deserve the jokes.

If you read what I wrote in the body I think I'd still stand by it. At our best we are almost impossible to hang with. Still need to be more consistent and obviously some injuries haven't helped. 

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

OP eats the snickers upside down so the dick vein texture is on his tongue 

I had to come back and quote this again just so it doesn't get lost in the shuffle. Pure gold.

54 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Disagree. I think this site is scary good.

Ask the Gen-Z pillow fluffers this team is better than 2005 and they mad bro that we are pointing at the cracks in the foundation.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

You’re 

That's your takeaway and it took me two minutes to stop laughing so I could be able to post this.

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

That's your takeaway and it took me two minutes to stop laughing so I could be able to post this.

Stop being a pre madonna that shit is so uphauling

god damn a lot of us are too fucking old for our own good. 

the dawn of the internet age and we were a bunch of idoits on an old fashioned BBS.

Just now, Pimphand said:

Stop being a pre madonna that shit is so uphauling

dude we sent BYU to Bolivia. 

 

and Henry Shelton is still face raping eeerebody. 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

were a bunch of idioms on an old fashioned BBS.

 It's like  you think we're...
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...or something...

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

dude we sent BYU to Bolivia. 

 

and Henry Shelton is still face raping eeerebody. 

Bolivian

Stop being a pre madonna that shit is so uphauling
*Louise Ciccone
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3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:
Stop being a pre madonna that shit is so uphauling

*Louise Ciccone

DO NOT WANT

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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

OP eats the snickers upside down so the dick vein texture is on his tongue 

I am going to use this. It may be next year or a decade from now but Im going to find a way to work this into conversation before I die.

3 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

I am going to use this. It may be next year or a decade from now but Im going to find a way to work this into conversation before I die.

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