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3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I wonder what percentage of posters here understand the OP. 5%?

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3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I wonder what percentage of posters here understand the OP. 5%?

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8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I wonder what percentage of posters here understand the OP. 5%?

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1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

Do they still make cum gum?

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1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

I'm so confused right now

Me too🤣

24 minutes ago, F250 said:

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Forgot how fine she was. 

"he committed to oklahoma freakshow. Not that he lives in oklahoma, and now I am the idoit."

I remember it this way.

 

56 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

god damn a lot of us are too fucking old for our own good. 

the dawn of the internet age and we were a bunch of idoits on an old fashioned BBS.

 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I wonder what percentage of posters here understand the OP. 5%?

.08%

1 hour ago, Earl Haffler said:

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https://web.archive.org/web/20011009025831/http://bbs.austin360.com/cgi-bin/interact/BBS/generate_post.cgi?oldmid=1&mid=464779&Board=100texas

https://www.hornfans.com/threads/your-an-idoit.83/

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The original was a k-state fan going to devrys institute posting on an OU board.

I think he was trying to say:"He [Wes Sims] committed to Oklahoma, freakshow. He lives in Oklahoma. Now I am the idiot[asked rhetorically]?" Always a hysterical memory.

 

3 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

I'm so confused right now

This is a page out of derkas sock playbook.  

He would post in white lettering and thought he was sneaky smart for it.  

 

$10 this dude is a rapper from p-ville.

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11 minutes ago, F250 said:

Shit, I had no idea Hornfans was still up and running.

Too bad Austin360/hookem.com is not still around.

This cracked me up. Someone misspelled the word “idiot” on the recruiting forum like a month ago and I posted the original. The football board is a waaaayyy better place to bait rubes, this thread clearly shows that. 

I was a mere lurker at the time. You had to read the post like 3-5 times to determine if it was authentic or what we now call a troll. No, that was authentic. It was a lunatic sooner posting from his trailer park. 

I’m so fucking old that this post actually makes perfect sense to me. Time for more bourbon now. 

4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

OP eats the snickers upside down so the dick vein texture is on his tongue 

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2 hours ago, JoseMedinaDeJesus said:

$10 this dude is a rapper from p-ville.

Well shit... those dudes are bad ass.

2 hours ago, Not that Bob said:

its a series of tubes

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1 hour ago, Earl Haffler said:

Too bad Austin360/hookem.com is not still around.

I was around in those days.

Goddamn, I'm old.

And anyone who gets the OP also probably misses SpiderAg.

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13 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

OP eats the snickers upside down so the dick vein texture is on his tongue 

Oddly specific 

15 hours ago, ztejas said:

I deserve the scary good jokes but I'm also entitled to collect receipts at the end of the season if we make the CFP. 

That is to say - y'all don't bite off more than you can chew, now.

Don’t you have the receipts right now?

16 hours ago, David Dennison said:

This is easily the best thread on this site right now.

*sight

For the love of god!

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Oddly specific 

He clearly speaks from experience.

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