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19 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I agree. He's a Missouri grad so he just can't help himself I guess.

And he's from Oklahoma - his family pull for OU

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    We've all seen this with idiots from "schools" that have their entire identities tied to a particular sports program. For you guys and your sad history across all sports, you've moored yourself to you

  • He’s proven he can’t beat Texas the last 4 years amirite 

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23 hours ago, tejas60 said:

I have bigger tits than Kim.

The raw honesty and simplicity in this post was missed by most.  

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:
  16 hours ago, Yev Kassem said:

In a pinch, a brisket, bean and cheese taco from Bill Miller kinda slaps. 

Kinda slaps the water in the bottom of the bowl on its way out?

1 hour ago, Askew said:

"Steve Sarklostagain" is a powerful predictive force. He hasnt done so he wont do it. This is science. The media and experts have taken notice. 

It’s damn ironic that the guy you responded to is arguing for Texas to win it’s 8th game while also being the guy who makes sure we are reminded weekly that “sarklossian” is a 7 seven win kind of coach. Chefs kiss if you will. 

2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

It’s damn ironic that the guy you responded to is arguing for Texas to win it’s 8th game while also being the guy who makes sure we are reminded weekly that “sarklossian” is a 7 seven win kind of coach. Chefs kiss if you will. 

You're so close. I don't think the dots will ever connect or anything, but it's fun to watch. 

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No it’s not Murphy. 
it’s a big loss but I think it’s ok. If you were going to lose a sure fire nfl guy next year you’d probably want it to be at this spot because A) it can be schemed around and B) the guy playing is going to be pretty good. 
I didn’t get any more worried about this game based upon the guy that’s out. Maybe famous last words.  

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9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

No it’s not Murphy. 
it’s a big loss but I think it’s ok. If you were going to lose a sure fire nfl guy next year you’d probably want it to be at this spot because A) it can be schemed around and B) the guy playing is going to be pretty good. 
I didn’t get any more worried about this game based upon the guy that’s out. Maybe famous last words.  

So you know who's out but you won't say because you're worried KSU analysts might read this board?

10 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

No it’s not Murphy. 
it’s a big loss but I think it’s ok. If you were going to lose a sure fire nfl guy next year you’d probably want it to be at this spot because A) it can be schemed around and B) the guy playing is going to be pretty good. 
I didn’t get any more worried about this game based upon the guy that’s out. Maybe famous last words.  

Worthy or Sanders

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Maybe famous last words.  

Your last words should be ‘sex tent.’

10 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

So you know who's out but you won't say because you're worried KSU analysts might read this board?

Guessing it is Sanders. Praying it isnt Worthy. That would be the biggest loss of the 3 mentioned 

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20 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Your last words should be ‘sex tent.’

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I would rather Worthy be out than Sanders. 

This game looks materially different without Worthy out there. 

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I would rather Worthy be out than Sanders. 

In a game where Texas needs to run the ball, you want the guy that struggles to block in and the guy that opposing defenses put a safety over the top of to be out? 

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Just now, Codaxx said:

In a game where Texas needs to run the ball, you want the guy that struggles to block and the guy that opposing defenses put a safety over the top of to be out? 

I want the guy that hasn't been stopped all year, when used properly.

Two podcasts I listen two had the following picks

CFB Enquirer (wetzel, forde, dessenger, producer) - Three of four picked KSU against the spread. (this is a great podcast in general btw)

ESPN gameday pod (Davis, Thamel, Stanford Steve) - One Texas, One KSU +4, one KSU straight up

 

If we do win this game, I hope these national types give us due credit considering so many expect us not to cover.

40 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

No it’s not Murphy. 
it’s a big loss but I think it’s ok. If you were going to lose a sure fire nfl guy next year you’d probably want it to be at this spot because A) it can be schemed around and B) the guy playing is going to be pretty good. 
I didn’t get any more worried about this game based upon the guy that’s out. Maybe famous last words.  

Jones IMO with Cam Williams stepping in. Feel like the other guys who would somewhat qualify are already known to be dinged up or were mentioned by IT as key players in the same report as the injury stuff.

If it is Jones - Texas can mitigate that by playing the jumbo package with Agbo quite a bit and giving Cam Williams a little help on that right side.

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Nahlin says Kevin Mar and his band of criminal idiots will officiate tomorrow. 

32 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

If it is Jones - Texas can mitigate that by playing the jumbo package with Agbo quite a bit and giving Cam Williams a little help on that right side.

Don't think it' a lock Williams is inserted if Jones is out.

Sounds like Conner may kick out to RT with Hutson going in at LG.

6 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Nahlin says Kevin Mar and his band of criminal idiots will officiate tomorrow. 

Fuck those guys.

Worse Texas teams have beaten better Kansas State teams.

We got this.

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1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

So you know who's out but you won't say because you're worried KSU analysts might read this board?

No- it’s because I like hearing things and don’t want my information source to be cut off. Look, I haven’t said anything more than already reported. All I’m saying is it’s not going to be game deciding I don’t think- don’t worry about it. 
If we don’t win this game it’s because Quinn is hurt- not this dude. 

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9 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Don't think it' a lock Williams is inserted if Jones is out.

Sounds like Conner may kick out to RT with Hutson going in at LG.

That certainly wouldn’t be my preference, you know, if that’s the injury. 

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3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That certainly wouldn’t be my preference, you know, if that’s the injury. 

Mine either. But I think that is what is going to happen if Jones can't go.

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1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Mine either. But I think that is what is going to happen if Jones can't go.

Seriously hadn’t considered that ever. Yuck. 

18 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Don't think it' a lock Williams is inserted if Jones is out.

Sounds like Conner may kick out to RT with Hutson going in at LG.

Oh good, now we won’t be able to run block on the right side of the line 

I get why they wouldn’t want Campbell, Williams, and possibly Agbo all on the same side of the line at the same time. I don’t like it, but I can understand it. 
I think Conner, despite his physical limitations, generally knows where he is supposed to be blocking and can help communicate responsibilities to the other guys

There is a huge risk of whiffing blocks due to poor communication against 3 down looks. 

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20 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Mine either. But I think that is what is going to happen if Jones can't go.

 

18 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Seriously hadn’t considered that ever. Yuck. 

Hadn't thought about that either, but on OTF this morning someone asked if Hudson can play LG and Bobby said he hopes so (implying that he's going to play there either way).

36 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Nahlin says Kevin Mar and his band of criminal idiots will officiate tomorrow. 

time for the old emotional hedge moneyline bet on K State

Guys I heard from my best friend's sister's cousin's boyfriend that the whole team has the clap.  

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Guys I heard from my best friend's sister's cousin's boyfriend that the whole team has the clap.  

M MURPHY BROKE HIS HAND ON SIXTH STREET LAST NIGHT

6 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Or J Brooks

YOU SHUT UP

Just now, Js1 said:

YOU SHUT UP

I mean, we definitely wouldn't be as good, but our RB room would step up and get it done. 

56 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Nahlin says Kevin Mar and his band of criminal idiots will officiate tomorrow. 

how convienent. 

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13 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Or J Brooks

If there is a RB out that ain’t the one, thankfully. 

29 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

time for the old emotional hedge moneyline bet on K State

 

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19 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

shit….  just saw who it was.  not good.

 

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Damnit!!! 

Kevin Mar in the white hat y’all better just start accepting this an L.. this will be the weekend the refs get their marching orders from Yormark

Honest question...

I have to work a shitass chess tournament tomorrow starting before the game and ending after it, and I'm not certain of the degree to which I'll be able to follow on my phone. 

This leaves the following options:

 

1:  Try to keep up on phone and miss a significant portion of a potential assbeating of KSU that would be extremely enjoyable to watch.

2.  Try to keep up on phone and miss a significant portion of a potential heartbreaking blow to our Big 12 title/playoff chances that would be pleasant to miss.

3.  Go phone silent, tell dad and friends not to text me, record the game, and watch the entirety of an extremely satisfying asswhuppin of KSU that will be awesome to watch that afternoon.

4.  Go phone silent, tell dad and friends not to text me, record the game, and watch the entirety of an extremely mortifying loss that makes me angry and ruins my weekend rather than enjoy time with the family.

 

Given the odds, the alleged presence of Kevin Dickfuck Mar, and the stakes, what would ya'll do? 

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Hop in the DeLorean, hit 88 and go back to when I make the decision to ever fucking get involved in chess.

It’s all going to be OK. I saw the “revelation” of the outcome, while on my guest bathroom toilet (office) this evening. Horns win 31-17!!!

Hook’em!!!

32 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

Honest question...

I have to work a shitass chess tournament tomorrow starting before the game and ending after it, and I'm not certain of the degree to which I'll be able to follow on my phone. 

This leaves the following options:

 

1:  Try to keep up on phone and miss a significant portion of a potential assbeating of KSU that would be extremely enjoyable to watch.

2.  Try to keep up on phone and miss a significant portion of a potential heartbreaking blow to our Big 12 title/playoff chances that would be pleasant to miss.

3.  Go phone silent, tell dad and friends not to text me, record the game, and watch the entirety of an extremely satisfying asswhuppin of KSU that will be awesome to watch that afternoon.

4.  Go phone silent, tell dad and friends not to text me, record the game, and watch the entirety of an extremely mortifying loss that makes me angry and ruins my weekend rather than enjoy time with the family.

 

Given the odds, the alleged presence of Kevin Dickfuck Mar, and the stakes, what would ya'll do? 

Games like this give me stress, so I am going for a long hike tomorrow, recording the game, keeping up with the score realtime, and then either watching with content satisfaction or burning the recording when I get home. Much less stressful for me. 

So, we have like 3-4 starters potentially out and 3-4 other starters really dinged up?

 

and fuckface Mar is officiating?

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