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  • 3 weeks later...
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#153

The Asshole Bowl is this weekend. 

Charlotte and Biff Poggi, at 3-7, are slightly favored on the road (-2.5) as they square off against Tom Herman and FAU (2-8). The loser gets fired. The winner gets to continue screaming at his team for another week. 

#154
1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

The Asshole Bowl is this weekend. 

Charlotte and Biff Poggi, at 3-7, are slightly favored on the road (-2.5) as they square off against Tom Herman and FAU (2-8). The loser gets fired. The winner gets to continue screaming at his team for another week. 

I'm taking Poggi with his rage and giving the points over Mensa and his tantrums. 

#155
23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The Asshole Bowl is this weekend. 

Charlotte and Biff Poggi, at 3-7, are slightly favored on the road (-2.5) as they square off against Tom Herman and FAU (2-8). The loser gets fired. The winner gets to continue screaming at his team for another week. 

Biff is gonna put McFly Herman in his place.

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#157

It may be awful for the players, fans and alumni but I prefer a world of CFB with colorful maniacs like Poggi.  His pre-season press conference last year was pure gold.

#158
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The Asshole Bowl is this weekend. 

Charlotte and Biff Poggi, at 3-7, are slightly favored on the road (-2.5) as they square off against Tom Herman and FAU (2-8). The loser gets fired. The winner gets to continue screaming at his team for another week. 

FAU didn't bother to wait and just shitcanned Herman.

#159
3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

FAU didn't bother to wait and just shitcanned Herman.

He'll probably show  up anyway and scream from the stands.

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#161
On 9/21/2024 at 9:45 AM, Beau Vine said:
pic.twitter.com/GTK3tF7tT4

 

 

he's got bigger tits than my wife

 

19 minutes ago, The Dog said:

FAU didn't bother to wait and just shitcanned Herman.

 

Star Trek GIF

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#162
11 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Florida Atlantic could not tolerate two complete seasons of Tom Herman.

That dude is a special form of asshole.

#163
7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The Asshole Bowl is this weekend. 

Charlotte and Biff Poggi, at 3-7, are slightly favored on the road (-2.5) as they square off against Tom Herman and FAU (2-8). The loser gets fired. The winner gets to continue screaming at his team for another week. 

 

Maybe no Poggi ???      Herman fired

BREAKING: Charlotte is set to fire head coach Biff Poggi, @PeteNakos_ reports.https://t.co/8v6lgd8F1L

 

#165

He gone: 

Sources: Charlotte has fired coach Biff Poggi.

 

Edited by The Dog

#167

I am at least glad we won't have to see bitch tits in a cutoff muscle shirt on TV for the rest of the season.

I mean that outfit was tacky in the 1970s where it came from

#168
34 minutes ago, The Dog said:

He gone: 

Sources: Charlotte has fired coach Biff Poggi.

 

Need to change thread title to "Charlotte is tired of Biff Poggi's shit."

#170

God damn.. my Mensa Temper Tantrums vs Poggi Rage Rampage weekend got completely destroyed... 

I haz a sad.

21 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The Asshole Bowl is this weekend. 

Charlotte and Biff Poggi, at 3-7, are slightly favored on the road (-2.5) as they square off against Tom Herman and FAU (2-8). The loser gets fired. The winner gets to continue screaming at his team for another week. 

Not so fast my friend.

#172
Biff Poggi pulled up to Charlotte's practice after being fired yesterday(via @camwillsports) https://t.co/qE8ysFiTmQ

Oh my fucking god…paging @closetojumping

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#173
4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:
Biff Poggi pulled up to Charlotte's practice after being fired yesterday(via @camwillsports) https://t.co/qE8ysFiTmQ

Oh my fucking god…paging @closetojumping

I kept waiting for a bunch of guys to start flying into the air from the center as Poggi goes Hulk-style on the dogpile. 

That dude was something else. I'm sad he got shitcanned. 

 

#174
10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I kept waiting for a bunch of guys to start flying into the air from the center as Poggi goes Hulk-style on the dogpile. 

That dude was something else. I'm sad he got shitcanned. 

 

If he's still got a pile of cash left and the will to keep coaching, he might be able to buy his way into another smaller program.

#175
47 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If he's still got a pile of cash left and the will to keep coaching, he might be able to buy his way into another smaller program.


I’m hearing ou is looking for a coach, and cash. 

  • 2 months later...
  • 3 months later...
#181

bump

It appears that there is a chance that Biff could be the interim HC with Moore's suspension.

(but it will probably be Martindale)

#184
2 hours ago, The Dog said:

bump

It appears that there is a chance that Biff could be the interim HC with Moore's suspension.

(but it will probably be Martindale)

Not with that dress code.  

Also, anybody who watches Michigan football, did he dress like a hobo while there? 

#185
9 hours ago, markstanco said:

Not with that dress code.  

Also, anybody who watches Michigan football, did he dress like a hobo while there? 

Looks like he opted for the Bobby Huggins muumuu look

Michigan's Biff Poggi, Jim Harbaugh's consigliere, is the most interesting  man in coaching - The Athletic

#186

Doesn't look like his twin asshole picked up a coaching gig yet. Maybe Tom switched professions and he and Michelle are managing a Florida strip club now.

#187
32 minutes ago, sdm said:

Doesn't look like his twin asshole picked up a coaching gig yet. Maybe Tom switched professions and he and Michelle are managing a Florida strip club now.

From Turtle Tom's Wiki page:

Personal life

[edit]

Herman is a member of Mensa International. He and his wife, Michelle, have a daughter, Priya, and two sons, Maddock and Herman the Frog 

  • 4 months later...
#190

He sounds like a Star Wars character. Be careful when you enter the system. You might run into Biff Poggi. 

#191
13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

He sounds like a Star Wars character. Be careful when you enter the system. You might run into Biff Poggi. 

I'll be careful.

You'll be dead !!

#192
20 minutes ago, mdmost said:

He sounds like a Star Wars character. Be careful when you enter the system. You might run into Biff Poggi. 

Wasn't he Cobb Vance's deputy at Mos Pelgo?

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#194
3 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

@closetojumping we need an updated response to this news!

What’s to add here? Cream rises to the top. If Moore can’t show progress this season, you can bet your sweet ass that Biff will be in the chair from 2026 until he gets too old to do the work. 

#196
41 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

What is that, about a 38E?

It's called a Poggi sling. Accept it before it devours you. 

#199
On 9/8/2025 at 9:34 AM, mdmost said:

He sounds like a Star Wars character. Be careful when you enter the system. You might run into Biff Poggi. 

 

Biff Poggi.png

#200

The back and forth between this dude and Saban on Gameday today was good.  Apparently he's a billionaire and wanted a Ferrari from Saban and the deal feel through.

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