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56 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Holy Shit...

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After resigning from Deion Sanders staff at Colorado earlier this week, sources tell FootballScoop that Tim Brewster is expected to land a new coaching opportunity.

Over the ensuing last few days the 63-year old college coaching veteran Tim Brewster weighed a few different options to stay in coaching, and sources share that he has decided to join the staff in Charlotte with Biff Poggi. 

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From recruiting the most perfect offensive weapon who ever lived to coaching with this guy.

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Brewster and Poggi seem like an awesome duo. I bet they will fucking crush it with some of the grandmothers on the recruiting trail.

On 10/31/2023 at 3:47 PM, zlavydra said:

That stretch of I-85 sucks. Bad.

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On 10/31/2023 at 12:08 PM, texifornia said:

Now, as for the 49ers:

All of this nonsense is a feature of Charlotte banking money feeling desperately insecure about their gleaming Atlanta v2.0 being a bland, featureless midmajor city with no cultural draw to speak of.

So true; Charlotte is the definition of ‘soulless’. I’d seriously live in Cleveland before Charlotte…

So true; Charlotte is the definition of ‘soulless’. I’d seriously live in Cleveland before Charlotte…

Tough to think it over, but I agree.
“Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks!” I kind of liked that TV show.

Hook’em!!!
Literally never heard of him, but thanks for the introduction. I'm a fan now.

He was on dusty and danny in the morning many months back on SXM. He sounded just like he looks. 5 packs a day and probably being paid with Golden Corral gift cards.
On 11/29/2023 at 10:51 AM, closetojumping said:

Brewster and Poggi seem like an awesome duo. I bet they will fucking crush it with some of the grandmothers on the recruiting trail.

More grandmother recruiting help...

Sources: Sal Sunseri top target to join Biff Poggi's Charlotte staff

Well-traveled assistant coach spent the 2023 season on Deion Sanders's Colorado staff

JOHN BRICE   3 HOURS AGO

Sal Sunseri, a former Pittsburgh All-America linebacker and well-traveled assistant coach in both the collegiate and NFL ranks, is expected to be on the move from Deion Sanders and Coach Prime's Colorado Buffaloes staff.

Multiple sources tell FootballScoop that Sunseri is a top target to join Biff Poggi's Charlotte 49ers staff.

Poggi, the first-time collegiate head coach, just wrapped up a 3-9 debut campaign atop the Charlotte program, where he replaced Will Healy after he previously had served in an off-the-field role for Jim Harbaugh and Michigan.

Sunseri has coached in parts of five decades and for some of the top coaches and programs in football.

Most prominently, Sunseri won four national titles as an assistant coach: three under Nick Saban in two separate stints at Alabama and one with Jimbo Fisher at Florida State.

Sunseri also served as defensive coordinator at Illinois State, Alabama A&M and in 2012 at the University of Tennessee, where Sunseri was fired alongside Derek Dooley at season's end.

As part of Deion Sanders's first Colorado staff, where Sunseri reunited with Charles Kelly, he helped coach the Buffaloes' defensive line -- specifically working with their defensive tackles. 

Additional college stops include LSU and Michigan State, among others, and he also worked in the NFL with both the Carolina Panthers and then-Oakland Raiders. 

Charlotte already this offseason has lost at least two assistant coaches from Poggi's inaugural staff; Kyle DeVan left the 49ers from his role as offensive line coach and running game coordinator to return to his alma mater, Oregon State, while Thursday, FootballScoop first reported Rod Ojong exited to take a position coaching in the secondary at Indiana University under new Hoosiers head coach Curt Cignetti. 

 

CFB would be a better product if more independently wealthy guys took up coaching as a hobby.

Or not. But who knows?

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9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Damn. What kind of jailhouse rules, “Lord of the Flies” camp is that dude running

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Biff Poggi never disappoints. He must have had them rattling heads and bodies from the jump. 

They open against James Madison and go to UNC in week 2. They'll probably start 0-2 and at that point I expect Biff to really step it up a notch and just start walking around shirtless in order to let everyone know that he's all business, all the time. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I expect Biff to really step it up a notch and just start walking around shirtless

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On 8/27/2024 at 11:54 AM, Machinator said:

 

Are they gonna need a 12th Man cuz you gotta pay aggy that royalty.

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2 minutes ago, orange dream said:

JMU  -8.5 seems like free money in light of the above. Prove me wrong.

You've got to believe in a team returning 6 starters total being coached by a dude whose most recent HC experience is at the mighty Holy Cross, home of Gordie Lockbaum. Maybe don't put your mortgage money on them and dial it down a little.

29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You've got to believe in a team returning 6 starters total being coached by a dude whose most recent HC experience is at the mighty Holy Cross, home of Gordie Lockbaum. Maybe don't put your mortgage money on them and dial it down a little.

I just looked that guy up and he's won everywhere he's been.  I may have to get down on JMU and bet against Biff the Fat Bastard.

Is there any truth to the rumor that Biff is on the short list of replacements for Elko?

On 8/27/2024 at 2:38 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Why’s he doing a Dusty Rhodes cosplay?

Because he’s wined and dined with kings and queens and slept in alleys and dined on pork and beans.

 

Because he’s wined and dined with kings and queens and slept in alleys and dined on pork and beans.
 

You eat your dinner, your pork and beans,
Biff eat more chicken any man ever seen
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Charlotte will live to Poggi another day. 

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Wtf is that on his head?

It amazes me how many very wealthy people seem to be complete morons. Looking at you Jerry Jones

5 hours ago, ousux said:
5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
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Wtf is that on his head?

Maybe the remnants of an adult diaper?

Worlds are colliding, will Biff go tits out again?

 

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On 9/21/2024 at 12:59 PM, ousux said:
On 9/21/2024 at 12:32 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Wtf is that on his head?

Kind of resembles a surgical mask.  Rocket surgeon? 

Rice game night be only remaining win opportunity for Biff until Tom Herman's FAU.  

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Two wins by one point against Rice and Gardner Webb and then a blowout win against ECU. On the losses end, blowout losses to JMU, North Carolina and Indiana. It's like they're two different teams. I'm assuming the shitty team shows up against Navy, of course. 

This dude is immediately more interesting (in a trainwrecky way) than 99%of college coaches. Nobody gives a fuck about Charlotte anyway, so I'm all for Biff trying to max out the Poggi factor every game. Plumbers crack one week, fucking a pig in the medical tent during a game the next week.....just let her rip Biff, let her rip. 

  • 3 weeks later...

Halloween Poggi tonight v. Tulane on the big ESPN. Charlotte has lost two in a row, Tulane won 5.

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