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  • 2 months later...

i was looking to see if this was getting bumped

its shocking to me that there is someone more fat and slovenly than elko

 

4 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

its shocking to me that there is someone more fat and slovenly than elko

 

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9 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

its shocking to me that there is someone more fat and slovenly than elko

 

Have you ever seen JB Pritzker and Biff Poggi in the same place?

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

What in the actual god damn fuck?

What a time to be alive. 

Seriously, Biff is who they consider the most competent member on the current staff?  How did he wind up on the staff at a blue blood like Michigan in the first place?  I get how he bought his way into the UNCC head coaching job but Michigan ain’t UNCC. 

What is the record for most head coaching body weight defeated in consecutive games?

It has to be less than Elko + Poggi.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

What is the record for most head coaching body weight defeated in consecutive games?

It has to be less than Elko + Poggi.

My guess is Pinkel in 2007.  Beat Ron Prince and Mark Mangino in consecutive games

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13 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

My guess is Pinkel in 2007.  Beat Ron Prince and Mark Mangino in consecutive games

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Arkansas/Illinois era Bielema has to be in this equation.  I won't believe otherwise

On 12/10/2025 at 5:27 PM, Gidnik said:

its shocking to me that there is someone more fat and slovenly than elko

 

Elko is on the Michigan watch list now. They like em husky there in the upper Midwest 

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13 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

How do you pronounce "Poggi"?  Is it pogey or pozhi or what?

“Fat”

 

17 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

How do you pronounce "Poggi"?  Is it pogey or pozhi or what?

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3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Aww did Trump hurt your little feelings, bitchboy.

 

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1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Aww did Trump hurt your little feelings, bitchboy.

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On 11/18/2024 at 12:26 PM, Rimbo said:

I  hope you don't let your wife access your subscription . Her lawyer will have a field day with the post. 

he's got bigger tits than my wife

 

 

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On 12/13/2025 at 8:02 AM, TwiceHorn said:

How do you pronounce "Poggi"?  Is it pogey or pozhi or what?

Poe G.

Shock G’s brother.

Biff put the satin on your panties.

Article on Biff.   (excerpts)

https://apnews.com/article/michigan-football-biff-poggi-a98c8213117c4949ef95a64f55d1cb37

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The 66-year-old Poggi was an offensive lineman at Pittsburgh, where Dan Marino and Hugh Greene were teammates, and transferred to and graduated from Duke.

Poggi became wealthy as a hedge fund manager and owns a hedge fund, which he said is run by his employees.

What has he learned in that industry that can help him coach at Michigan?

“When you’re in business, every day is game,” he said.

When the Wolverines get back on the field against the Longhorns, they will be without three key players. Edge rushers Derrick Moore and Jaishawn Barham and offensive guard Giovanni El-Hadi have opted out of the bowl to focus on preparing for the NFL, Poggi said.

Bryce Underwood is waiting to see who Michigan’s next coach is before he makes a decision about his future, and Poggi said he hopes the team’s starting quarterback chooses to stay for his sophomore season.

“We’re focused on Texas right now,” Poggi said. “He’s focused on Texas. Have you seen any film on Texas?

“That’s what Bryce is focused on. We’re not focused on who’s going to go where next year.”

 

I find Poggi entertaining and interesting.  Some more info - from Wikipedia.
 

Early life and playing career

Poggi grew up in Baltimore's Little Italy neighborhood as a son of a pharmacist.[3] Poggi graduated in 1979 from Gilman School in Baltimore.[5] He played for the Pitt Panthers in 1979 and later transferred to Duke where he graduated in 1985.[6] He started out as an assistant with various college programs, working with future NFL coach Bruce Arians, before leaving college coaching after his mother was diagnosed with cancer.[3]

High school coaching career

Poggi entered high school coaching as a volunteer with his alma mater, the Gilman School, while working a day job in finance.[3] In 1996 he was promoted to head coach until he left to begin as an analyst at Michigan. As head coach of Gilman he won 13 conference championships and was the winningest coach in school history.[3] After one year at Michigan, he returned to Baltimore as the head football coach of Saint Frances, where he also donated equipment, provided scholarships, and paid tutors and cooks for the team.[7]

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