December 4, 20232 yr Old poster on ShaggyBevo under this handle. Been lurking on Surly a while but never signed up. Guess now that we’re finally in the playoff, I’ve been swept up in the excitement. Now that I’m registered, how do I get access to all the porn material? Post nudes of your wife/gf.
December 4, 20232 yr 23 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said: Unfortunately for my wife she's been married to me since 89 and around me for football since 86, so she's see each end of the spectrum. She was out shopping for new furniture today and I told her to reduce her budget by $1000 because I need to hopefully by a ticket to the championship game in Houston. She said spend what you want, you deserve it for the last 34 years of screaming at the television. No travel involved so hopefully I can snag a ticket for a grand or less. Some ga sap should be looking to unload a ticket or two. I'm sure there's ulterior motives. I'm sure she thinks this is the go ahead to spend what she wants. You're about to get some expensive ass furniture
December 4, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, General Colt said: You mean like this? I can dig it. Yep. Not to flash it up or anything, just to add a touch more of that beautiful burnt orange to the clean whites. But I am glad we don't have gimmicky uniforms like Oregon and some others. "We're here to play f'n football."
December 4, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Texzilla58 said: The ACC is now relegated to less than P5 status, which has been trending. I don’t think fsu gets in even with their qb. They (ACC & FSU) are now at the same level as the 2017 UCF team
December 4, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: Oh god, here we go, candying up the uniforms again. Just leave them the way they are, and make sure burnt orange is truly burnt orange. Nobody said anything about candy. In fact, I love that we wear simple, clean uniforms and don't trot out a bunch of bullshit like Oregon and the like. I like the whites and I love the way our burnt orange pops on white. A stripe is just a touch more of it, that's all. Like the baseball uniforms - our home whites are the best uni in the game.
December 4, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, Hondo said: Yep. Not to flash it up or anything, just to add a touch more of that beautiful burnt orange to the clean whites. But I am glad we don't have gimmicky uniforms like Oregon and some others. "We're here to play f'n football." 3 minutes ago, Hondo said: Nobody said anything about candy. In fact, I love that we wear simple, clean uniforms and don't trot out a bunch of bullshit like Oregon and the like. I like the whites and I love the way our burnt orange pops on white. A stripe is just a touch more of it, that's all. Like the baseball uniforms - our home whites are the best uni in the game.
December 4, 20232 yr Texas v Bama for it all in Houston after we go on the final of our revenge tour and murder Washington. The Sugar Bowl is our place Superdome= Dkr East Rose bowl= dkr west
December 4, 20232 yr 9 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said: Where are the assholes that kept telling us Georgia HAD TO WIN yesterday I listened to the Georgia radio guys during that game, almost Dave Southesque, so much homerism.
December 4, 20232 yr I hope Bama gets smoked. I think FSU got screwed because of the myth of the SEC invincibility. Besides we should cap off this National Championship with the heads of the PAC 12 and BIg 10 Champions to go along with the head of the SEC Champion that’s already mounted on our wall over the fireplace. Texas football outlasted both of my wives and I’m sure it will outlast the third.
December 4, 20232 yr Outside of the playoffs, this is one of the worst bowl seasons. Too many G5 vs. P5 matchups. Damn, it's bad. I wish they would seed the teams: #21 vs #22, #23 vs #24, etc. Make small adjustments to avoid rematches.
December 4, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Sandbagging Steve said: Outside of the playoffs, this is one of the worst bowl seasons. Too many G5 vs. P5 matchups. Damn, it's bad. I wish they would seed the teams: #21 vs #22, #23 vs #24, etc. Make small adjustments to avoid rematches. There is just entirely too many bowls. 7 wins should be minimum and they should get rid of like 10-15 bowls then go to 6 win teams if they can’t fill
December 4, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I hope Bama gets smoked. I think FSU got screwed because of the myth of the SEC invincibility. Besides we should cap off this National Championship with the heads of the PAC 12 and BIg 10 Champions to go along with the head of the SEC Champion that’s already mounted on our wall over the fireplace. Texas football outlasted both of my wives and I’m sure it will outlast the third. I don't think FSU got screwed. You want to make the playoff, do better than 55 yards passing.
December 4, 20232 yr I don't think FSU got screwed. You want to make the playoff, do better than 55 yards passing. Exactly. This proved we were in after we beat OSU. FSU was trash. Committee knew this. Like everyone else
December 4, 20232 yr Yeah fsu got screwed. They did all they could do but Holy christ, they are not good. And I'm not saying just without their qb. They held Louisville to 6. Yay. NC state held louisville to 13. The ACC is hot garbage. It isn't their fault that Clemson and Florida and lsu sucked this year, but they did. Their SOS absolutely sucked. And anyone that watched them the past 2 weeks knows they get their doors blown off by any team that made it. They were certainly deserving. But they weren't one of the 4 best teams. Just how it is.
December 4, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: There is just entirely too many bowls. 7 wins should be minimum and they should get rid of like 10-15 bowls then go to 6 win teams if they can’t fill Yes, I agree with this. I still think it should be seeded. I don't want to see Oregon vs. Liberty or a top-20 team play a 6/7-win paper tiger that feasted on their cupcake OOC schedule.
December 4, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, ShaggyGhost said: Old poster on ShaggyBevo under this handle. Been lurking on Surly a while but never signed up. Guess now that we’re finally in the playoff, I’ve been swept up in the excitement. Now that I’m registered, how do I get access to all the porn material?
December 4, 20232 yr This wasn't about not screwing anybody. It was about doing the least amount of screwing as possible.
December 4, 20232 yr 16 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said: Outside of the playoffs, this is one of the worst bowl seasons. Too many G5 vs. P5 matchups. Damn, it's bad. I wish they would seed the teams: #21 vs #22, #23 vs #24, etc. Make small adjustments to avoid rematches. The Big 12 has: West Virginia vs. Mack Brown North Carolina Football UCF vs. Georgia Tech Kansas vs. UNLV Texas Tech vs. Cal Kansas State vs. NC State Iowa State vs. Memphis OU sucks vs. Arizona Oklahoma State vs. A&M So we have two (or more depending on how you feel about the ACC and A&M). Is that not normal?
December 4, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, Hawndoh said: Michigan and Texas would have insane ratings as well. Texas/Bama matchup may mean a lot of Big 10 country tunes out. Texas/Michigan attracts everyone. Both Big 10 fans that want to beat the "south" and Big 10 haters/rivals that want to see Mich fail. Same story the other way. We would get a lot of casual support and casual haters tuning in to see us as well. I think all four teams are pretty close and expect good games regardless of matchup combinations aggy would still root for us……to lose…right?
December 4, 20232 yr Also what's lost in all this, is the only reason we don't have a 12 team playoff this year is because of that B1G / ACC alliance that was formed after they were pissed Texas and OU joined the SEC. They voted against it already being in place so they did it to themselves. Edited December 4, 20232 yr by chemHORN
December 4, 20232 yr All FSU had to do was lie about the extent of QB1s injury. Sprained knee, probably out a few weeks. They would be in if the committee thought he would play. Then they would get curb stomped in the semis. They’re probably better off whining about it and playing the victim.
December 4, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, conVINCEd said: All FSU had to do was lie about the extent of QB1s injury. Sprained knee, probably out a few weeks. They would be in if the committee thought he would play. Then they would get curb stomped in the semis. They’re probably better off whining about it and playing the victim. I think the video evidence exposed the extent of his injury from the start
December 4, 20232 yr Just now, Grande Mart said: I think the video evidence exposed the extent of his injury from the start I didn’t watch the game and don’t search for videos of grotesque injuries. I’ll take your word that it was bad.
December 4, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, chemHORN said: Also what's lost in all this, is the only reason we don't have a 12 team playoff this year is because of that B1G / ACC alliance that was formed after they were pissed Texas and OU joined the SEC. They voted against it already being in place so they did it to themselves. The only reason they knew was because the aggies leaked it to them in advance of the vote.
December 4, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Dahobbs said: @Helobious finally understands his powers and the responsibility that goes that goes with them. FSU got @Helobious'd?
December 4, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said: The Big 12 has: West Virginia vs. Mack Brown North Carolina Football UCF vs. Georgia Tech Kansas vs. UNLV Texas Tech vs. Cal Kansas State vs. NC State Iowa State vs. Memphis OU sucks vs. Arizona Oklahoma State vs. A&M So we have two (or more depending on how you feel about the ACC and A&M). Is that not normal? Big 12 always plays one of the more competitive bowls schedules. I'd still like to see Kansas and Iowa State get an opportunity to compete with a P5. Games like: LSU vs. Wisconsin (Wisconsin is in a transition year) So much potential wasted with this Bowl selection process: https://www.actionnetwork.com/ncaaf/college-football-bowl-game-tracker-updated-bowl-matchups-2023?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=BrettMcMurphy
December 4, 20232 yr 19 minutes ago, Valmy77 said: Texas Tech vs. Cal lulz Where have I heard that before?
December 4, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, linux said: I can't remember the last time I was wrong and this poster is already famous for it. I've only been wrong once in my life. Around 8 years old, I argued with my dad that there is nobody better to have in a two minute drill to win the game than Elway, and I'm not even sure I was technically wrong.
December 4, 20232 yr 36 minutes ago, Valmy77 said: The Big 12 has: West Virginia vs. Mack Brown North Carolina Football UCF vs. Georgia Tech Kansas vs. UNLV Texas Tech vs. Cal Kansas State vs. NC State Iowa State vs. Memphis OU sucks vs. Arizona Oklahoma State vs. A&M So we have two (or more depending on how you feel about the ACC and A&M). Is that not normal? I’m not going to lie I could see the Big 12 doing good here. 5-3 not bad, need to look at the SEC bowl games. They might lose more than they win, again like normal the last few years and this year vs every other power 5 conference in out of conference games... Come on let’s not start sucking that sec bias teet yet. Edited December 4, 20232 yr by Hook1997
December 4, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said: I think Texas is -4 and is the favorite, so Vegas always knows something. Shit, Vegas had the Huskies -9.5 last week, so Vegas apparently likes Oregon more than Texas.
December 4, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: Shit, Vegas had the Huskies -9.5 last week, so Vegas apparently likes Oregon more than Texas. Damn, that's crazy.
December 4, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Dahobbs said: @Helobious finally understands his powers and the responsibility that goes that goes with them. I think it was his offer to fist himself if Penix "completed a pass for more than 15 yards" Friday night that opened his eyes.
December 4, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, Telegraph_it said: My wife has only been married to me when Texas football has been awful. I’m afraid she is in for a rude awakening of what it looks when I am 100% invested. Although the Astros playoff runs are a good corollary. I got married well after 2005. After we beat Alabama in September, she sensed a disturbance in the force. I’ve been utterly insufferable since 11:20am Sunday.
December 4, 20232 yr 51 minutes ago, conVINCEd said: I didn’t watch the game and don’t search for videos of grotesque injuries. I’ll take your word that it was bad. His head could have fallen off and it would have been easier to lie about severity than his actual injury.
December 4, 20232 yr 14 hours ago, RichUT said: Jesus with all the fucking PTSD around here. We don’t need someone from the broke ass Big 12 advocating for us. Our play on the field is advocation enough. Besides, we already won the league. The Big 12 wants us in because then they at least get a check on our way out the door. Plus they’d be able claim a college football title if we won the motherfucker. In short, take off your fucking tin foil hat and embrace the fact that we’re getting in the motherfucker. You believe what you want and that's your right to do so. Doesn't change the fact that I believe they would have loved to see us left out. We're in so it doesn't matter now fuck them.
December 4, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, WBT said: I'm high, bro. I can't see shit outside of my screen. I'm behind on OTF YouTube and just heard Ty Smith is out of it via Gerry, which fine. We have better on campus. Sucks Choate is in the Nevada coaching search, but you always want coaches who get gigs off of you as it makes you look better.
December 4, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said: aggy would still root for us……to lose…right? Aggies would rather sell their wives to an Eastern European sex trafficking ring than see Texas when a national championship. So to answer your question they would suck that bama dick like they've been doing the last 10 years.
December 4, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, WashHorn said: I got married well after 2005. After we beat Alabama in September, she sensed a disturbance in the force. I’ve been utterly insufferable since 11:20am Sunday. Me too, brother. Except my wife is mad happy for me. She's seen me through the 13 year stretch. That's when she came into my life. She's very supportive.
December 4, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Grande Mart said: I think the video evidence exposed the extent of his injury from the start Merely a flesh wound.
December 4, 20232 yr 12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: I think it was his offer to fist himself if Penix "completed a pass for more than 15 yards" Friday night that opened his eyes. Well Penix did it over and over, so if Helobious followed through, it definitely opened up his something...
December 4, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, Reese Bennett said: So let me get this straight. According to the NCAA this is what the 12-team playoff will look like next year: "The new 12-team College Football Playoff field will include the six highest-ranked conference champions, which will receive automatic bids. The six highest-ranked teams remaining will round out the 12-team format." So, if this was next year after the changes in the SEC and B1G we would need to fill out 6 conference champions. That would obviously include ACC, SEC, and B1G. Oregon State from the Mountain West would be the next highest rated conference champion. Oklahoma State would be in representing the Big 12 as conference champion, but we still need a sixth conference champion. The next highest ranked one is Liberty. You're now down to 6 at-large positions. Let's assume Michigan and Texas are B1G and SEC champs. That means Washington, Alabama, Georgia, and Ohio State would take four of the six slots and you'd have to choose between Oregon, Missouri, Pedo, Ole Miss, and Oklahoma--all two loss teams-- for the last two spots. Meanwhile, Oregon State, Oklahoma State, and Liberty belong nowhere near a playoff and the first round pairings will be subject to conspiracy theories galore. This will be a clusterfuck going forward. On the other hand, as long as Texas is Top 6, we either get a bye or high odds for a cupcake first round. It’s college football. What did you expect? yeah it’s dumb, but anyone expecting we’ll just get the top 12 best/highest ranked teams hasn’t been watching this sport for the past….100+ years. (I also would like to understand what clauses are written in to define “conferences”. Certainly there has to be a mechanism to revisit that “top 6” rule when the vast majority of the top 50 teams in any given year are consolidated in 2-3 conferences.
December 4, 20232 yr 39 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: I think it was his offer to fist himself if Penix "completed a pass for more than 15 yards" Friday night that opened his eyes. *more than 15 yards downfield. He had done nothing but complete WR screens and throw passes wildly off target up to that point, then once I hit submit reply he turned into Dan Marino.
December 4, 20232 yr I can't get to sleep because WE FUCKED THIS SHIT-ASS CONFERENCE ON THE WAY OUT AND WE'RE IN THE FUCKING CFP BITCHES! Maybe I'll get on the treadmill or something.
December 4, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, ztejas said: Here was SMU outside of losing in Norman and FW: 38-14 69-0 34-16 31-10 55-0 69-10 36-31 (@Rice) 45-21 38-34 (@Memphis) 59-14 26-14 (@ ranked Tulane - AAC title game) The best team that Liberty beat lost to fucking UMass at home. Honestly Auburn really fucked SMU over by putting that horseshit display on against NMSU that tricked people into thinking NMSU wasn't a bad G5 team like they are. They're fucking 91 in FPI. Liberty is 48 in FPI. SMU lost to FPI 8 and 28 on the road and beat 51, 53 and 83 all on the road as well. Liberty edges SMU in sp+ (which, for the record, has tOSU, PSU and Oregon in the top 5) but the SoS paints a similar picture in terms of teams actually played. Shirley, any SMU discussion could be moved to any other fucking thread other than this one? No?
December 4, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said: Shirley, any SMU discussion could be moved to any other fucking thread other than this one? No? Yeah, fuck this SMU talk!
December 4, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, deft said: Did you wash your fist off before touching your keyboard at least?
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