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THE College Football Playoff Rankings Thread [MICH,WASH,TEX,ALA]

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What will you be drinking tomorrow before noon?

You think I'm going to be up before noon?

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6 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

aggy getting clowned on CFP Final for their stupid milkman shit at the Elko presser, lmao

 

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I'd like to extend a giant fuck you to all the morons leading up to this weekend saying "err mah gerd, we need georgia to win!!!! root for georgia!"
Idiots

Yea I’m pretty sure most were saying that until we witnessed the Louisville circus
16 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Larry Gatlin was on the last team to score 100. If I remember correctly, he personally scored one of the last 2 TDs.

I think that Houston team was the last to score 100 points in college.

I do know that Larry Gatlin scored the second-to-last TD in the game, and he was inserted as a backup WR, and he and the backup QB combined for that TD and it pissed off the Cougars coach because they weren't supposed to go for it.  Hell, I think he was actually a defensive player, and the coach was just putting in backups of backups (Gatlin was I think a QB or WR at Odessa, but played defense for UH).

Weird/crazy game, and there's gotta be highlights on YouTube.  I heard him talk about it one time years ago at an after-show party/meet-and-greet thing after he did a musical here in Austin (The Music Man) and somebody came up with a UH jersey or hat for him to sign and mentioned seeing him make the TD. I didn't know he had played until then. He said the coach was furious with him.

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8 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

having FSU beneath Georgia is a slap in the face, but if we're being honest, FSU cannot beat any of the five teams ESPN.com has ahead of them on that list.

Agree.  I think after picking the top four, it’s who really is the best of the rest throwing out conference championships, etc.  So, if FSU were to play Georgia tomorrow, who would win?  
 

After today’s games, would FSU even score against any of the top four candidates?

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14 minutes ago, Jasper_Jester said:

If Texas is in, the SEC IS in.

Nah.  Fuck em.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Nah.  Fuck em.

Texas is the SEC rep.

Texas is the SEC rep.

Texas is the SEC rep.

Texas is the SEC rep.

Texas is the SEC rep.

Texas is the SEC rep.

The SEC rep ain't nobody but Texas. Unless they let in Bama over FSU. Then there's two SEC teams.

1 minute ago, 89Horn said:

After today’s games, would FSU even score against any of the top four candidates?

FSU would not have beat Iowa (but Iowa would have won 6-0).  Probably wouldn't have beat Okie State.

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

I am a bit concerned.

Looking into it...

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

Not that I agree with his thinking, but I am a bit concerned.

Mandel is a hack. He’s on a media island with this hot take. 
 

Texas is in. 

14 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Based on the majority of media opinion it looks like it will be: 

1. Michigan

2. Wash

3. FSU

4. Texas

I don't think it's the right thing, but I was thinking earlier that it's probably the easiest thing for them to defend - or maybe with 3 & 4 reversed.

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

FSU would not have beat Iowa (but Iowa would have won 6-0).  Probably wouldn't have beat Okie State.

That FSU team would lose to Iowa State, Kansas, Kansas State, OU, Ok State, and would be a tossup against Texas Tech. It is a good defense, but not that good. Louisville's QB played the worst game a QB could play, and their wide receivers and backs can't catch and can't even run more than 10 yards without falling over. 

5 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Looking into it...

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Concerning

Indeed

24 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

It feels like Sark’s $5M/yr is about to turn into $9-10M/yr.

We should raise him to $10mil/yr, extend to 10 years and fully guarantee the contract.

I hear that works well.

11 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Yea I’m pretty sure most were saying that until we witnessed the Louisville circus

No, just a few loud morons. "Most" people here aren't smooth-brained and realized that Alabama winning was better for Texas regardless of the Florida State result.

Georgia win = Georgia ahead of Texas 100%
Alabama win = committee decision of Texas vs. Alabama with Texas having the head-to-head win

I think FSU is the odd-man out here. The committee will use their QB being out for the season against them. I think we're going to be the two or three seed with Bama getting in at four. 

3 minutes ago, wood said:

I don't think it's the right thing, but I was thinking earlier that it's probably the easiest thing for them to defend - or maybe with 3 & 4 reversed.

I think Texas at 4 is easier to defend than Texas at 3. 

Mandel is a moron who signed a deal with Texags because he thought they were good journalists.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No, just a few loud morons. "Most" people here aren't smooth-brained and realized that Alabama winning was better for Texas regardless of the Florida State result.

Georgia win = Georgia ahead of Texas 100%
Alabama win = committee decision of Texas vs. Alabama with Texas having the head-to-head win

I had so many people tell me that Georgia is ahead of us with a Bama win. It was the peak of stupidity. 

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I had so many people tell me that Georgia is ahead of us with a Bama win. It was the peak of stupidity. 

Had we struggled with Okie Lite, it would have been plausible.

No, just a few loud morons. "Most" people here aren't smooth-brained and realized that Alabama winning was better for Texas regardless of the Florida State result.
Georgia win = Georgia ahead of Texas 100%
Alabama win = committee decision of Texas vs. Alabama with Texas having the head-to-head win

If Louisville had any kind of pride and wins + Georgia win then Texas is 100% in and we’re not up
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7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Mandel is a moron who signed a deal with Texags because he thought they were good journalists.

Mandel also has his finger on the pulse of the CFP discussion more than any ESPN or CBS talking head. It's a bad sign.

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3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Mandel is a moron who signed a deal with Texags because he thought they were good journalists.

He wouldn't be the first coastal elite who got snookered by the "atmosphere" of KKKyle field

Just now, chainsaw said:

Had we struggled with Okie Lite, it would have been plausible.

Wrong. The worst they couldve tried to do was some sort of twisted shit about Bama being better as the season went on. It was always an elimination game for Georgia. 

Just now, satyanash said:

Mandel also has his finger on the pulse of the CFP discussion more than any ESPN or CBS talking head. It's a very bad sign.

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3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Mandel also has his finger on the pulse of the CFP discussion more than any ESPN or CBS talking head. It's a very bad sign.

No, you're being you again.

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Wrong. The worst they couldve tried to do was some sort of twisted shit about Bama being better as the season went on. It was always an elimination game for Georgia. 

I think "eye test" played a big part in why so many pundits tonight can't imagine us being out. "Game control" really but what I know is that the teams who took care of business (e.g., beat teams that are clearly worse) and did so convincingly (not FSU) are having a much easier time than the teams whose games weren't decided until the final possessions (Bama, FSU).

If we had struggled against Okie Lite and had a UH, TCU, K-State type outcome, it would be way easier for the committee to say that, by December 2, Bama had become a more impressive team than Texas. And absolutely it wouldn't have been hard to make the case that Georgia is still ranked higher than Texas.

31 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We should throw out those goobers.

Second that motion.  Join the conference and relegate aggy to the big 12.

Just now, chainsaw said:

I think "eye test" played a big part in why so many pundits tonight can't imagine us being out. "Game control" really but what I know is that the teams who took care of business (e.g., beat teams that are clearly worse) and did so convincingly (not FSU) are having a much easier time than the teams whose games weren't decided until the final possessions (Bama, FSU).

If we had struggled against Okie Lite and had a UH, TCU, K-State type outcome, it would be way easier for the committee to say that, by December 2, Bama had become a more impressive team than Texas. And absolutely it wouldn't have been hard to make the case that Georgia is still ranked higher than Texas.

But we kicked their ass and now all of this bullshit is moot. Be happy. LIGHT THE TOWER ORANGE BABY, WE ARE GOING DANCING. 

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It should be: UM, Wash, UT, Bama

It will be: FSU, UGA, Adams College, Minnesota State

23 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Not that I agree with his thinking, but I am a bit concerned.

Mandel's a yankee from Ohio, so by definition a Texas hater, who writes for The Athletic which is owned by the New York Times which reflexively hates all things Texas.  

He's writing what his yankee, Texas-hating audience wants to hear.

49 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

And it be because of us.

aggy insecurity will kick into overdrive.

Mandel also has his finger on the pulse of the CFP discussion more than any ESPN or CBS talking head. It's a bad sign.

Mandel has his finger up his ass.
21 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Mandel also has his finger on the pulse of the CFP discussion more than any ESPN or CBS talking head. It's a bad sign.

Yeah, he's all over it all the time. If only there had been another team who recently lost to fall from the ranks of the undefeated while simultaneously losing their chance to be conference champions. I wonder if he predicted how far that team would fall.

Oops.

20 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Mandel also has his finger on the pulse of the CFP discussion more than any ESPN or CBS talking head. It's a bad sign.

Bullshit. He's writing to cover his own ass with his Texas-hating audience so that he keeps his job.

NY Times people get fired up there for not following their Texas-hating "culture" (and other editorial priorities) up there.

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:


Mandel has his finger up his ass.

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1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Look at the Motherfucker, he’s not qualified to comment on college football.  01590B3F-8D7A-4C95-A643-22735295DA42.jpeg.ee2dd382f094c432f9553838c7f248af.jpeg

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2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Bullshit. He's writing to cover his own ass with his Texas-hating audience so that he keeps his job.

NY Times people get fired up there for not following their Texas-hating "culture" (and other editorial priorities) up there.

You seem like you are a little woke.

Stewart Mandel was trying to argue that we aren’t a good target for expansion because we were middling for 10 years. It was maddening.

Lousiville is a top 15 team because they play in the ACC. A shit ass conference that Clemson propped up for years now. They masked how bad it was. Also, if Lousiville is your 2nd best team in the ACC, shows how bad it was. They have a "top 20" offense because of ACC and a shit ass OOC schedule, which included the gauntlet of Murray State, Indiana and Kentucky. Lousiville makes Oklahoma State look like prime Bama. Spare me how battle tested FSU was because they won tonight. 

 

28 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Mandel also has his finger on the pulse of the CFP discussion more than any ESPN or CBS talking head. It's a bad sign.

Best in the biz??

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29 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Mandel also has his finger on the pulse of the CFP discussion more than any ESPN or CBS talking head. It's a bad sign.

Right on the pulse. 

 

Anyone else having troubles sleeping?  It’s like Christmas Eve as a kid waiting for Santa to come in the morning.  (That MF brings us coal, we kill him). 

8 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

You seem like you are a little woke.

I’d say we are all a little woke, given that it’s two in the morning.

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