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And LOL.  I'm watching the end of the aggy game.  They lost as flukily as we won.  There were two plays on Ole Miss's last drive in which the QBs arm was hit, causing the ball to float 30 feet in the air for anyone to catch.  The 2nd ended up being a PI on aggy.  

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  • So we are bitching that we beat a ranked team, with our backup QB, while losing our RT, going up against a 5th year QB, in a game reffed by douche bag Mar in which once again we had both more penalty

  • Y’all chill. TCU blows  we will beat their asses 30-23

  • If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong.  Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy. 

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1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

Yea, we play down to the suckiness.  None of those games are definite wins.  They will all be competitive 

Did you miss the 35-6 drubbing of BYU?

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Maalik Murphy has to start keeping it a few times on zone read. He can walk for 10 to 15 yards. It takes zero athleticism for him to get free yards. 

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If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong. 
Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy. 

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

We beat a ranked team with our back up QB. We aren’t dropping 2 spots. Stop being a pussy

It’s Euro Horn. His life is centered around being eternally pessimistic a la Greenspoint

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

my man lol GIF by Steve Harvey TV

Don't listen to me I'm full of shit. 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Maalik Murphy has to start keeping it a few times on zone read. He can walk for 10 to 15 yards. It takes zero athleticism for him to get free yards. 

I hope Quinn is back next week so we don't have to see Maalik. He is so, so bad. We might as well just see what Arch has. He has a perfect rating for a reason. 

4 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Hate to say it, but this team definitely has another loss in them this season.

I'm skeptical they can even get past TCU and ISU unscathed.  Then they have to not choke against the Gooners in the title game.  All with a backup QB who doesn't know his elbow from his asshole when it comes to running an offense and completing passes.  And with Sark giving opposing teams every chance in the world with poor decisions.

They've had all season to figure shit out and play mistake free football.  They haven't done it once yet.  I doubt they magically turn it around now.  Who knows though.  Maybe we get lucky like in this game.

Ewers they will likely be fine.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Did you miss the 35-6 drubbing of BYU?

Did you miss Houston and KState?

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong. 
Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy. 

This. Worse QBs have beaten us the past decade. Finally we can roll one out and win 

14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I need those to cry into 

Or some other liquid….

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Did you miss the 35-6 drubbing of BYU?

Dude there's no talking sense into these people.

7 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

It’s amazing how many times this team has looked to be on the way to absolute domination, an absolute blowout, only to take their feet COMPLETELY off the gas and let inferior competition have a pulse.  Figure that out, and we can start talking playoffs

Yes. I think it is half failure to make adjustments like the opponents seem to always do, and half Sark’s personality. Dude just isn’t a stone cold killer, more of a mad scientist.

It was the most ridiculous ending to the most ridiculous game I've ever seen. Wow.

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

An incredibly ugly game, but at least the main reason they looked terrible is because Maalik is (right now) an absolute spaz at QB. Maybe with Ewers or Arch they win this comfortably. 

With Ewers, we win 48-10. With Manning, we win 38-17.

Oh, and Klieman choked

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Maalik actually had some great throws in the second half and moved chains with Adonai and Worthy. The clear and obvious fuck up sucked on the screen pass, but he moves the offense and deep balls looked great. If Johntay doesn't trip who knows what that result would have been. This game would have been over if we bank our first half FGs, instead of selfishly trying to improve your red zone stats by going on 4th down

Just now, PilotsError said:

Did you miss Houston and KState?

K State is not garbage. UH was bad, yes. We all know it. We turned it around quickly the next week

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We beat a ranked team with our back up QB. We aren’t dropping 2 spots. Stop being a pussy

Yep.  If Georgia loses, I see us moving up.

7 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Out route to that chubby white fullback, UT was all over it. Literally the only place Howard looked to throw, because he fucking sucks. 

I saw that, but that can't be the whole play. 

Well we usually lost those games in the past so...I guess that's a plus.

It was an awesome game to be at at least even if we embarrassed ourselves at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Like I said…

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Nobody gives a fu…. Oh username, my bad, Fuccboi

Just now, Js1 said:

K State is not garbage. UH was bad, yes. We all know it. We turned it around quickly the next week

Ksu isnt garbage, but they are dropping 1-2 more before the end of the season

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Got a call from my cardiologist earlier. He wanted to know if I was having a threesome with a couple of hot chick's. I laughed and told him "no" but asked why he asked. He told me he was trying to figure out why they were getting a signal that my defibrillator had gone off 26 times in 18 minutes and wanted to make sure that I was OK...

I told him I had been watching the game. Him being a Texas graduate,  he said he understood and reminded me that he had advised against me watching my beloved Horns 2 years ago...bastard.

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6 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

So you aren't going to clean out your vagina? You are gross.

Such a clever boy you are!

Not sure I have ever seen a game end 33-30 game and felt like the defense came through. Welcome to Texas football 

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RIP my blood pressure 

That’s why I had to turn it off in the 4th. Seriously, this is bad for my mental health.
2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

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Don't sleep in ISU, they had some early season struggles..but they've been rolling through conference play. We play them @Iowa State. That game worries me the most 

1 minute ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Eight win Esteban. 

I still like “30 point Steve” as the trend continues of not scoring less than 30 this year 

I think the issue is Maalik has a NIL with a cardiologist. 
In all seriousness if QE is back next week then Maalik did his part. Also, CLEARLY Auburn is a fine kicker… we should use him. 

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I hope Quinn is back next week so we don't have to see Maalik. He is so, so bad. We might as well just see what Arch has. He has a perfect rating for a reason. 

Yeah, Arch can't be any worse if he just protects the football. 

 

DL and Bert “straight money” Auburn bowing up for the win.  

9 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

We will drop at least one spot in the polls. Maybe two 

Didn't we go up in the polls after Coog?

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2 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Never thought I would say this, scoreboard MoFo’s

it feels dirty saying it

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1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

Maalik actually had some great throws in the second half and moved chains with Adonai and Worthy. The clear and obvious fuck up sucked on the screen pass, but he moves the offense and deep balls looked great. If Johntay doesn't trip who knows what that result would have been. This game would have been over if we bank our first half FGs, instead of selfishly trying to improve your red zone stats by going on 4th down

Dude. He was not good outside of the first quarter. Period. He threw two INT’s and it honestly should have been 3 or 4. He needed a cutoff man for several more.

I’m not apologizing for the win but he isn’t ready and it’s obvious.

This game got close because our front seven got tired of carrying the team on their backs during those consecutive turnovers 

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

It’s Euro Horn. His life is centered around being eternally pessimistic a la Greenspoint

The last 15 years of longhorn football is hard to forget.  But I guess we’re back. 

Just now, Ashylarry said:

Don't sleep in ISU, they had some early season struggles..but they've been rolling through conference play. We play them @Iowa State. That game worries me the most 

Can we knock it off with the worrying for just 24 hours please?

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Didn't we go up in the polls after Coog?

No, I think we stayed the same 

Or OU lost and that's why we moved up.

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2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong. 
Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy. 

Yep. That was a fun fucking win. We sucked but whatever. Survive and advance.

3 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Not sure I have ever seen a game end 33-30 game and felt like the defense came through. Welcome to Texas football 

Defense was getting shredded at the end of the game but 21 of the 30 points for K-State came from a turnover/short field. 

Offense and special teams miscues are the only thing that made this a game. 

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