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1 minute ago, PilotsError said:

Houston wasn't good either people.  Neither was KState. 

JFC. 

Kstate beat the shit out of UH. Kstate is easily the high end of the second tier behind Texas/OU, along with ISU/KU/OSU.  

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  • So we are bitching that we beat a ranked team, with our backup QB, while losing our RT, going up against a 5th year QB, in a game reffed by douche bag Mar in which once again we had both more penalty

  • Y’all chill. TCU blows  we will beat their asses 30-23

  • If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong.  Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy. 

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13 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Was this game much more difficult than it should have been? Yes

Did I have to take a 2nd dose of Losartan in the middle of the 4Q? Absolutely yes. 

Did Texas win? Fuck yes.

Did atm lose? LOL yep.


Fuck it. 


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Expecting some comedy gold from Kiffin's twitter-sphere.

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3 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Houston wasn't good either people.  Neither was KState. 

JFC. 

Kansas State is substantially better than TCU which is why they beat them 41-3. 

1 minute ago, PilotsError said:

Houston wasn't good either people.  Neither was KState. 

JFC. 

Agreed, but we won. 2 years ago (hell, probably last year) we lose those games.

 

id much prefer just blowing them out, but wins>>>>>>>losses.

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

TCU is not good.

They just gave up 35 points and nearly 500 yards to Texas Tech's back up QB who is banged up. 

So you’re saying we will have to come from behind to win. Ugh. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Kstate beat the shit out of UH. Kstate is easily the high end of the second tier behind Texas/OU, along with ISU/KU/OSU.  

A lot of models have KSU and Bama similar in power. Some even have KSU above them.

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8 minutes ago, mvlonghorns said:

Why would we drop in the rankings after beating a ranked team with our backup QB? That isn't how the rankings work.

#10 Ole Miss held on for dear life at home against fucking Aggy. These things happen. 

Just now, sith_horn said:

 

Expecting some comedy gold from Kiffen's twitter-sphere.

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3 minutes ago, troph said:

So you’re saying we will have to come from behind to win. Ugh. 

We shouldn't. TCU is looking like a 5-7 team. 

They are not good. If you're a good team you win these games. 

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So we are bitching that we beat a ranked team, with our backup QB, while losing our RT, going up against a 5th year QB, in a game reffed by douche bag Mar in which once again we had both more penalty and penalty yards as our opponents and which we lost the turn over battle….


Fuck… be happy and take this gift. We won….
 

What about we focus on what went right. Brooks rushed over 100, as a team we rushed over 200, we actually got 3 sacks today while getting blatantly mugged by the OL. We didn’t give up a sack and only 3 TFLs.  Our QB in his second start ever still threw for over 240 yards and a TD.

 

And, to top it off. WE WILL NEVER HAVE TO UNWILLINGLY PLAY A SCHOOL FROM KANSAS AGAIN….

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Based on what?

Like Landry said - just a feeling... and an incredibly shitty win today, with possibly a starting QB who's likely in traction at some Hill Country Resort/Sanitarium surrounded by a bevy of braless coeds... and an RB who is a little hobbled... other injuries... just a feeling

3 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Houston wasn't good either people.  Neither was KState. 

JFC. 

the only good team ever was the '85 bears 

-this idiot probably

1 minute ago, JBJ said:

A lot of models have KSU and Bama similar in power. Some even have KSU above them.

Bama has beaten some decent teams. KSU hasn’t beaten anyone with a pulse.

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At this rate we end up playing Gundy in the championship and Mar will be there with an All Star crew including: Alvarez, Goggles Man, and Walt Anderson.

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Y’all chill. TCU blows 

we will beat their asses 30-23

Just now, Michael Knight said:

the only good team ever was the '85 bears 

-this idiot probably

Don’t pick on the mentally challenged. It’s uncouth. 

I wasn't impressed by k-state at all.  They are total dogshit.  With decent coaching and a serviceable QB, we beat them by 30+.  

The big 12 is just warmed over cat vomit this year.  

Just now, bschoolprof said:

I wasn't impressed by k-state at all.  They are total dogshit.  With decent coaching and a serviceable QB, we beat them by 30+.  

The big 12 is just warmed over cat vomit this year.  

Sark’s KSU voodoo cannot be overstated. It’ll be a close game, but Texas wins somehow 

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

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She saw real genius in his flying and fucked him after that.

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Sark’s KSU voodoo cannot be overstated. It’ll be a close game, but Texas wins somehow 

Sadly, I think he has that knack with lots of teams/situations.  He's a 1st class dick shooter.  It's maddening.  

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5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Y’all chill. TCU blows 

we will beat their asses 30-23

For 2 and a half quarters and then hold on to your buttholes

4 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

Number 3 all fucking day long. Give Sweat and B Murphy offers they can’t refuse this offseason.

Isn't Sweat already a 5th-6th year guy? I'm not sure he has any eligibility left even if we offered him 

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AD Mitchell with another huge game. 

We drop at least one spot...
Forget all this take the points. That's usually my call, but one of those resulted in a TD. Best case scenario for TTP is +9, -7. And if we had a really good play caller, we should have converted on one of those other 4th and 3s, making it +14 for going for it. We got the horses, we just need a different QB and a better play caller.
But we'll drop a notch in the rankings.
And... WTF is wrong with Ewers, anyhow? Is he gonna be back next week? What are the docs saying? 

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7 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Bama has beaten some decent teams. KSU hasn’t beaten anyone with a pulse.

I definitely think their offense fades against good teams.  Loses It's efficiency when they can't win the LOS.  The defense is good.  Held us to our season low didn't they? (With turnover help)

27 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

This was the type of game I thought Yun and crew would take their shot. I know they had some shit calls / noncalls but what I mean is a game altering call that would screw us over and keep us out of the big 12 championship and playoffs. I was expecting Yun to bump into sark and call unsportsmanlike.

The phatom hold from 25 yards away by the back judge on our FG drive late was supposed to be the drive killer to keep us from scoring at all.   They knew KSU would probably score and end it if they could stop us.

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I still can't believe that dumbass went for it rather than try to extend and get into a 2pt off with Sark.  Holy shit.

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1 minute ago, JBJ said:

I definitely think their offense fades against good teams.  Loses It's efficiency when they can't win the LOS.  The defense is good.  Held us to our season low didn't they? (With turnover help)

31 against Wyoming and UH. Season low in points in regulation 

On one hand Sark frustrates me by not taking the points, but on the other hand I like his aggressiveness and in the end we should be able to pick up a yard or two when needed. This game, and the fact that we almost lost was 100% on Malik. Tons of athleticism, but his footwork is horrible. Decision making is suspect, but it was only his 2nd start. I thought overall Sark called a good game and either stupid motion penalties, or Malik just totally missing/throwing behind receivers really hurt us. If he makes those same calls with Quinn the game is a blowout. If Quinn isn't ready next week I start Arch. Let's see what we have as a true backup QB.

17 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

TCU is not good.

They just gave up 35 points and nearly 500 yards to Texas Tech's back up QB who is banged up. 

As if we’ve never done that

3 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

AD Mitchell with another huge game. 

If he gets under that other bomb it changes the game

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Take the win, you pussies

12 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Y’all chill. TCU blows 

we will beat their asses 30-23

In regulation or OT?

Just now, mdmost said:

Take the win, you pussies

Side effect of battered horn syndrome is menopausal cramping and vaginal sand. 

14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Y’all chill. TCU blows 

we will beat their asses 30-23

After leading 21-0.

I get why Klieman went for it.  It was essentially the same situation KU found themselves in a couple of years ago, and that went their way.  The folksy coach wisdom is to go for two after an OT TD when on the road.   It was almost the same position on the field as a 2 pt try.  Make one play to win the game.  

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Right now UGA is tied with Mizzou at 10, FSY is tied with Pit at 7 and ou is losing to Gundy by 3.  College football tightens up this time of year no matter the conference opponent.

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

I get why Klieman went for it.  It was essentially the same situation KU found themselves in a couple of years ago, and that went their way.  The folksy coach wisdom is to go for two after an OT TD when on the road.   It was almost the same position on the field as a 2 pt try.  Make one play to win the game.  

It’s not dissimilar to what we wanted Herman to do in the 4OT loss to OU

Man, and I thought my 30byear old beer fridge dying today was the worst smell I was going to experience. Nope. The bitchassedness from yet another game thread where we won takes the prize.

Refs played a hell of a game, but the Longhorns were able to prevail against their obdurate chicanery.  Malik helped them out with some poor decision-making too, so Davy Crockett bless that defense.  

41 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


That’s why I had to turn it off in the 4th. Seriously, this is bad for my mental health.

Same.  Went outside to work in the yard.  My wife was giving me updates through OT. The stress was consuming me.

43 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I feel like I just worked out for 2 hours and then ran for 2 hours. My whole body hurts and my heart won’t slow down lol

My HR is finally in the 80s. Was in the hundreds from the 2nd quarter on. 

I didn't understand the 3rd down call on the final offensive possession in regular time. 

Brooks ran for 7 yards on 2nd down up the middle. 3rd and 3 you run the same exact play. Give the ball to Brooks up the gut instead of Baxter outside. Sometimes Sark overthinks things. Give the ball to your best RB. 

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5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I get why Klieman went for it.  It was essentially the same situation KU found themselves in a couple of years ago, and that went their way.  The folksy coach wisdom is to go for two after an OT TD when on the road.   It was almost the same position on the field as a 2 pt try.  Make one play to win the game.  

They’ve been money in the red zone.  We’ve sucked in the red zone. 
Their offense was rolling, ours was limping.  
I give them credit for a ballsy choice but I think their better odds were on going to second OT

5 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Man, and I thought my 30byear old beer fridge dying today was the worst smell I was going to experience. Nope. The bitchassedness from yet another game thread where we won takes the prize.

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