November 4, 20232 yr And LOL. I'm watching the end of the aggy game. They lost as flukily as we won. There were two plays on Ole Miss's last drive in which the QBs arm was hit, causing the ball to float 30 feet in the air for anyone to catch. The 2nd ended up being a PI on aggy.
November 4, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, EuroHorn said: Yea, we play down to the suckiness. None of those games are definite wins. They will all be competitive Did you miss the 35-6 drubbing of BYU?
November 4, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said: I'd lick the paint off that girls ass even if it was leaded.
November 4, 20232 yr Just now, Rickylovesweed said: Maalik Murphy has to start keeping it a few times on zone read. He can walk for 10 to 15 yards. It takes zero athleticism for him to get free yards. Omg this
November 4, 20232 yr Popular Post If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong. Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy.
November 4, 20232 yr Author 1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said: We beat a ranked team with our back up QB. We aren’t dropping 2 spots. Stop being a pussy It’s Euro Horn. His life is centered around being eternally pessimistic a la Greenspoint
November 4, 20232 yr Just now, Rickylovesweed said: Maalik Murphy has to start keeping it a few times on zone read. He can walk for 10 to 15 yards. It takes zero athleticism for him to get free yards. I hope Quinn is back next week so we don't have to see Maalik. He is so, so bad. We might as well just see what Arch has. He has a perfect rating for a reason.
November 4, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, SpiralOut said: Hate to say it, but this team definitely has another loss in them this season. I'm skeptical they can even get past TCU and ISU unscathed. Then they have to not choke against the Gooners in the title game. All with a backup QB who doesn't know his elbow from his asshole when it comes to running an offense and completing passes. And with Sark giving opposing teams every chance in the world with poor decisions. They've had all season to figure shit out and play mistake free football. They haven't done it once yet. I doubt they magically turn it around now. Who knows though. Maybe we get lucky like in this game. Ewers they will likely be fine.
November 4, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Js1 said: Did you miss the 35-6 drubbing of BYU? Did you miss Houston and KState?
November 4, 20232 yr Just now, Wulaw Horn said: If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong. Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy. This. Worse QBs have beaten us the past decade. Finally we can roll one out and win
November 4, 20232 yr 14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said: I need those to cry into Or some other liquid….
November 4, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Js1 said: Did you miss the 35-6 drubbing of BYU? Dude there's no talking sense into these people.
November 4, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said: It’s amazing how many times this team has looked to be on the way to absolute domination, an absolute blowout, only to take their feet COMPLETELY off the gas and let inferior competition have a pulse. Figure that out, and we can start talking playoffs Yes. I think it is half failure to make adjustments like the opponents seem to always do, and half Sark’s personality. Dude just isn’t a stone cold killer, more of a mad scientist.
November 4, 20232 yr It was the most ridiculous ending to the most ridiculous game I've ever seen. Wow.
November 4, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said: An incredibly ugly game, but at least the main reason they looked terrible is because Maalik is (right now) an absolute spaz at QB. Maybe with Ewers or Arch they win this comfortably. With Ewers, we win 48-10. With Manning, we win 38-17. Oh, and Klieman choked Edited November 4, 20232 yr by Irish Wrist Watch
November 4, 20232 yr Maalik actually had some great throws in the second half and moved chains with Adonai and Worthy. The clear and obvious fuck up sucked on the screen pass, but he moves the offense and deep balls looked great. If Johntay doesn't trip who knows what that result would have been. This game would have been over if we bank our first half FGs, instead of selfishly trying to improve your red zone stats by going on 4th down
November 4, 20232 yr Just now, PilotsError said: Did you miss Houston and KState? K State is not garbage. UH was bad, yes. We all know it. We turned it around quickly the next week
November 4, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: We beat a ranked team with our back up QB. We aren’t dropping 2 spots. Stop being a pussy Yep. If Georgia loses, I see us moving up.
November 4, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Helobious said: Out route to that chubby white fullback, UT was all over it. Literally the only place Howard looked to throw, because he fucking sucks. I saw that, but that can't be the whole play.
November 4, 20232 yr Well we usually lost those games in the past so...I guess that's a plus. It was an awesome game to be at at least even if we embarrassed ourselves at the beginning of the 4th quarter.
November 4, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said: Like I said… Nobody gives a fu…. Oh username, my bad, Fuccboi
November 4, 20232 yr Just now, El Squared said: Or some other liquid…. Yes. So wet, wet pink that leaks
November 4, 20232 yr Just now, Js1 said: K State is not garbage. UH was bad, yes. We all know it. We turned it around quickly the next week Ksu isnt garbage, but they are dropping 1-2 more before the end of the season
November 4, 20232 yr Popular Post Got a call from my cardiologist earlier. He wanted to know if I was having a threesome with a couple of hot chick's. I laughed and told him "no" but asked why he asked. He told me he was trying to figure out why they were getting a signal that my defibrillator had gone off 26 times in 18 minutes and wanted to make sure that I was OK... I told him I had been watching the game. Him being a Texas graduate, he said he understood and reminded me that he had advised against me watching my beloved Horns 2 years ago...bastard. Edited November 4, 20232 yr by SHOOTER12 Damned auto correct
November 4, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, Thatguy said: So you aren't going to clean out your vagina? You are gross. Such a clever boy you are!
November 4, 20232 yr Not sure I have ever seen a game end 33-30 game and felt like the defense came through. Welcome to Texas football Edited November 4, 20232 yr by Codaxx
November 4, 20232 yr RIP my blood pressure That’s why I had to turn it off in the 4th. Seriously, this is bad for my mental health.
November 4, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, D3zii said: Don't sleep in ISU, they had some early season struggles..but they've been rolling through conference play. We play them @Iowa State. That game worries me the most
November 4, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, T-shirt Sip said: Eight win Esteban. I still like “30 point Steve” as the trend continues of not scoring less than 30 this year
November 4, 20232 yr I think the issue is Maalik has a NIL with a cardiologist. In all seriousness if QE is back next week then Maalik did his part. Also, CLEARLY Auburn is a fine kicker… we should use him.
November 4, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said: I hope Quinn is back next week so we don't have to see Maalik. He is so, so bad. We might as well just see what Arch has. He has a perfect rating for a reason. Yeah, Arch can't be any worse if he just protects the football.
November 4, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, EuroHorn said: We will drop at least one spot in the polls. Maybe two Didn't we go up in the polls after Coog? Edited November 4, 20232 yr by David Dennison
November 4, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, TejasPedro said: Never thought I would say this, scoreboard MoFo’s it feels dirty saying it
November 4, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said: Maalik actually had some great throws in the second half and moved chains with Adonai and Worthy. The clear and obvious fuck up sucked on the screen pass, but he moves the offense and deep balls looked great. If Johntay doesn't trip who knows what that result would have been. This game would have been over if we bank our first half FGs, instead of selfishly trying to improve your red zone stats by going on 4th down Dude. He was not good outside of the first quarter. Period. He threw two INT’s and it honestly should have been 3 or 4. He needed a cutoff man for several more. I’m not apologizing for the win but he isn’t ready and it’s obvious.
November 4, 20232 yr This game got close because our front seven got tired of carrying the team on their backs during those consecutive turnovers
November 4, 20232 yr Just now, Rickylovesweed said: Yeah, Arch can't be any worse if he just protects the football. This. All of this.
November 4, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Pancho said: It’s Euro Horn. His life is centered around being eternally pessimistic a la Greenspoint The last 15 years of longhorn football is hard to forget. But I guess we’re back.
November 4, 20232 yr Just now, Ashylarry said: Don't sleep in ISU, they had some early season struggles..but they've been rolling through conference play. We play them @Iowa State. That game worries me the most Can we knock it off with the worrying for just 24 hours please?
November 4, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, David Dennison said: Didn't we go up in the polls after Coog? No, I think we stayed the same Or OU lost and that's why we moved up. Edited November 4, 20232 yr by Spider2YBanana
November 4, 20232 yr Popular Post 2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong. Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy. Yep. That was a fun fucking win. We sucked but whatever. Survive and advance.
November 4, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Codaxx said: Not sure I have ever seen a game end 33-30 game and felt like the defense came through. Welcome to Texas football Defense was getting shredded at the end of the game but 21 of the 30 points for K-State came from a turnover/short field. Offense and special teams miscues are the only thing that made this a game.
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