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  • So we are bitching that we beat a ranked team, with our backup QB, while losing our RT, going up against a 5th year QB, in a game reffed by douche bag Mar in which once again we had both more penalty

  • Y’all chill. TCU blows  we will beat their asses 30-23

  • If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong.  Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy. 

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3 minutes ago, achooloco said:

or the shit refs not calling the PI on that long bomb to worthy that would have put us within the 10.

Only to get stuffed on 4th and goal from the one-yard line just four plays later? 

I saw that, but that can't be the whole play. 

I wanted Sweat to catch that mess.

Also, fuck everyone that thinks going for it all the damn time is a good idea because analytics. Take the points and this shit doesn’t go to ot.
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im happy that we won, but if u reverse coachinf staffs, texas wins by 21+

Congrats, you did it. This post is actually stupider than Sark and Klieman combined. 

No clue what manning has in the tank. But would love to see 

Until that 4 down stop that was the worst 15:20 + OT of Texas football I've seen in a long time.  So many mistakes.   Arch needs to play next week if not start.   We can't be put in a position where we can't pull MM if he gives the ball away like that again.

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Dude. He was not good outside of the first quarter. Period. He threw two INT’s and it honestly should have been 3 or 4. He needed a cutoff man for several more.

I’m not apologizing for the win but he isn’t ready and it’s obvious.

Yeah, this is a 20+ point win with even a competent QB. 

This loss almost entirely falls on the dumb turnovers and not converting on wide open WRs. 

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It would be almost impossible to overstate how much MM sucked after the first 10 minutes of the game. If arch isn’t better than that we are fucked for years. 
I pray MM isn’t the guy moving forward but whatever. 

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Got a call from my cardiologist earlier. He wanted to know if I was having a threescore with a couple of hot chick's. I laughed and told him "no" but asked why he asked. He told me he was trying to figure out why they were getting a signal that my defibrillator had gone off 26 times in 18 minutes and wanted to make sure that I was OK...

I told him I had been watching the game. Him being a Texas graduate,  he said he understood and reminded me that he had advised against me watching my beloved Horns 2 years ago...bastard.

Luckily my cardiologist just told me not to mow the grass. Sounds like you have a better cardiologist. This game was way more stressful. 

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There are some things to work out but damn it feels good to be turning my clock back tonight and going on to November 11th and the Longhorns still being in this thing.

5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Maalik Murphy has to start keeping it a few times on zone read. He can walk for 10 to 15 yards. It takes zero athleticism for him to get free yards. 

Actually, he needs to start riding the pine. If Quinn isn’t ready for next week, then Arch should start. 

3 minutes ago, achooloco said:

or the shit refs not calling the PI on that long bomb to worthy that would have put us within the 10.

And the phantom holding call against us.  Or Watts tapping the QB half a step out of bounds.  Quinn gets hit a legitimate 10 feet out of bounds and it's all good.  We're gonna have to beat the other team + refs every game.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Yep. That was a fun fucking win. We sucked but whatever. Survive and advance.

Yep. Survive and advance is the name of the game

Well, technically it's called "football", but survive and advance is a cooler name 

18 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

This is about as unsatisfying as a win can be. Hook ‘Em. 

Blow ur load in your sister then…

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

No, I think we stayed the same 

Or OU lost and that's why we moved up.

UH Coog, not Mormon Coog.

Sweat has to have played himself to as 1st or 2nd round grade!!! 

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Where is Ted Dantzler?

Balancing Collin Klein's checkbook.

1. My boy Cam had some false start penalties, which I expect with the inexperience, but he looked really good out there. Gave up no pressures and really moving people in the run game. Campbell and Williams will be a monster right side running the ball next year. Proud of the kid. Now get back to work and get better. 
 

2. Disappointed to not see BJ today. He can’t be worse than Thompson. Can’t be. 
 

3. Can we raise some money for somebody on the D Line like we did for J Brooks? That D Line came to play and has some bad mofo. Need to start raising money now to get Murphy to stay. 
 

4. Sark full of shit. 

5 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Eight win Esteban. 

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Just now, El Squared said:

Blow ur load in your sister then…

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10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We beat a ranked team with our back up QB. We aren’t dropping 2 spots. Stop being a pussy

Exactly. If almost losing to UH didn't do it, this won't. Hell even Vegas had them favored. 

Just now, FreeHorn said:

1. My boy Cam had some false start penalties, which I expect with the inexperience, but he looked really good out there. Gave up no pressures and really moving people in the run game. Campbell and Williams will be a monster right side running the ball next year. Proud of the kid. Now get back to work and get better. 
 

2. Disappointed to not see BJ today. He can’t be worse than Thompson. Can’t be. 
 

3. Can we raise some money for somebody on the D Line like we did for J Brooks? That D Line came to play and has some bad mofo. Need to start raising money now to get Murphy to stay. 
 

4. Sark full of shit. 

Number 3 all fucking day long. Give Sweat and B Murphy offers they can’t refuse this offseason.

13 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Out route to that chubby white fullback, UT was all over it. Literally the only place Howard looked to throw, because he fucking sucks. 

That’s what I saw as well. Then 2 DL beat their holds blocks and QB slipped.

4 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Dude. He was not good outside of the first quarter. Period. He threw two INT’s and it honestly should have been 3 or 4. He needed a cutoff man for several more.

I’m not apologizing for the win but he isn’t ready and it’s obvious.

no he actually had some great slant and post timing with Adonai and Worthy most the game. Eat my cock. 

6 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Such a clever boy you are!

So this is why your post count is so high

When texas and playoff contention is mentioned in the same sentence:
 
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If we get lucky and make it, we will be fine due to the time to heal up and to game plan. Week to week game planning and in-game adjustments are Sark’s kryptonite.
7 minutes ago, Minute Bull said:

Yes. I think it is half failure to make adjustments like the opponents seem to always do, and half Sark’s personality. Dude just isn’t a stone cold killer, more of a mad scientist.

I think it’s 100% turning the ball over multiple times from your own 30.

Beat a damn good Kstate team with an erratic backup QB.  I’ll take it and like it.  Texas always found ways to lose games like this in the past.  Fuck the bitches complaining about ugly wins. 

3 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Sweat has to have played himself to as 1st or 2nd round grade!!! 

announcer said he thought top 15 easily

If Maalik is the starter somebody needs to tell him it's alright to throw the ball away. Did he throw a single pass away all game? 

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Sweat has to have played himself to as 1st or 2nd round grade!!! 

Top half of the first round is my dumb ass opinion. 

13 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We beat a ranked team with our back up QB. We aren’t dropping 2 spots. Stop being a pussy

That’s not the narrative that will be used.  It will be Texas collapses with 24-7 lead in 3rd quarter and nearly lost at home on the last play of game in OT.

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Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

If Maalik is the starter somebody needs to tell him it's alright to throw the ball away. Did he throw a single pass away all game? 

Yeah, to Kansas State.

8 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im happy that we won, but if u reverse coachinf staffs, texas wins by 21+

Their coach is 0-5 against us. Fuck that guy.

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

If Maalik is the starter somebody needs to tell him it's alright to throw the ball away. Did he throw a single pass away all game? 

Yes. At least 1x

22 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Of course there was crazy holding. On that play.

Nice PI uncalled on 1st play of ours in OT too

You guys talking about switching coaching staffs  What the FUCK are you talking about.  No way I would want Klieman, who in theory watched film and THEN saw the actual results in the game and spent the whole first half running the ball and just giving away possessions.  And then with his team having all the momentum as we made mistake after mistake to get them back into the game went full Joey McGuire drunken gambler and didn't allow his team to potentially take advantage of another one.

Sark makes some bonehead decisions in the moment but get the fuck out of here with this shit.  

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Bouncing titty posts are the best! Never stop. Never

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17 minutes ago, ousux said:
19 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Love it 

Fuck, I don't. This means the gomers will break the piggy banks once again. I don't want them to stumblefuck into hiring an actual good coach.

They already broke the bank you pussy

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Don't listen to me I'm full of shit. 

Why you old turd bucket you! lol

8 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


That’s why I had to turn it off in the 4th. Seriously, this is bad for my mental health.

I did the same.  I watched the ESPN Gamecast.  

Funny side note that I didn't want to jinx TX by posting at the time... Gamecast had Texas with a 100% chance of winning at the end of regulation.

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