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  • So we are bitching that we beat a ranked team, with our backup QB, while losing our RT, going up against a 5th year QB, in a game reffed by douche bag Mar in which once again we had both more penalty

  • Y’all chill. TCU blows  we will beat their asses 30-23

  • If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong.  Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy. 

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3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Their coach is 0-5 against us. Fuck that guy.

Sark made some dumb decisions in this game but really this game just boiled down to our QB being terrible. It's a 20 point win otherwise. 

35 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

The sweep toss …AARRGGHHH

It was good when used on 4th the first time vs run up the middle four times in a row and not making it.   

Sark is just moronic.  you take the points.  you slow the momentum, you have a backup QB(who is now known for make some WTF plays), your defense is known to be suspect and crater.  maybe you make the other team do something out of their comfort zone. 

It's just maddening the guy won't take points given the situation.  especially when you aren't getting the ball after the half.

Great Day!  The refs killed us and we still won.  Hook’em

Let’s not start blowing our loads until we are in Championship Game. 

Psyched we got a win over this team. 3-losses be damned they are really good and for 80% of the game they looked like they had no chance.

Very not happy that we spent our first two 4Q possessions giving them the ball deep in our territory.  Plus the punt block and that was basically KSU's entire game.  We handled the rest.

Murphy is so hot and cold.  A lot of those passes were big time, but the mistakes are blatant and his misses seem to come in streaks. 

Let's buttfuck TCU.

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ooh this game wasn't pretty its so disappointing to win boo hoo woe is us

 

fuck off with that shit

 

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We finally found a team dumber than us. Glad Kleinman went for it. I get it, I don’t agree with it but it benefited us. Maalik has got to get smarter with the ball and Sark has got to help him. Happy to win.

19 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

We will drop at least one spot in the polls. Maybe two 

Fine. Forget the playoffs. The Big 12 is the goal and after today’s win we are in a great position. Anything else is gravy.

Next two games will not be easy to win though.

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3 minutes ago, Ashylarry said:

I love college girls 

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4 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Top half of the first round is my dumb ass opinion. 

Shid mine to

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14 minutes ago, bolverk said:

That'd be nice and all but when have we had comfortable enough leads to do that?

Maalik and Arch should have started the BYU game alternating series. Send the message this job is up for grabs until Quinn is back so who wants to take it. Instead he rode 100 percent with Maalik and both Sark and Maalik almost ruined the season today. 

27 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

shut the fuck up and eat the win MF

 

 

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They coach was dumb dumb.

all you gotta do is out last our dumb shit and they prolly win… they was cruising 

Our front seven flipped the OFF switch on their run game. If QE is healthy, this is a throat fucking 

3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Our front seven flipped the OFF switch on their run game. If QE is healthy, this is a throat fucking 

Yeah people will talk about the 2 turnovers from Murphy but he also missed at least 5 or 6 chunk plays. This would have been a complete ass kicking with Ewers. 

It’s obvious it doesn’t matter how much we lead by. No lead is safe with the rig 12 and their obvious fuckery 

11 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I wanted Sweat to catch that mess.

Also, fuck everyone that thinks going for it all the damn time is a good idea because analytics. Take the points and this shit doesn’t go to ot.

God damn, this. Fuck the analytics 

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

They coach was dumb dumb.

all you gotta do is out last our dumb shit and they prolly win… they was cruising 

Yep, like I said on the last page their best play was us doing sloppy shit.  Getting a punt blocked, throwing a screen pass to nobody but the defender and fumbling the ball.  Take the FG, get the ball try to score again and give us another opportunity to do something sloppy

27 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I’m dead.

Stop. Blowing. Double digit. Leads. For. Fucks. Sake.

I was really worried about what a loss would have done to my chest. I'm really tired now. 

They never showed a good an angle but I think KSU had someone uncovered in the left side of the endzone but the pressure made the QB turn his back to that side so he never saw it .  

23 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

We will drop at least one spot in the polls. Maybe two 

Unlike you fucking moron the polls actually have respect for Kansas State since they were ranked

Before anyone says anything about the remaining games the next 2 are on the road and we've only seen the inaccurate turnover machine that is home field Maalik. 

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Maalik and Arch should have started the BYU game alternating series. Send the message this job is up for grabs until Quinn is back so who wants to take it. Instead he rode 100 percent with Maalik and both Sark and Maalik almost ruined the season today. 

You're right. I've got a short memory, and it's getting worse as I age. Second half of last week would've been good for that, but I'm always worried about blowing that lead with this team.

14 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


That’s why I had to turn it off in the 4th. Seriously, this is bad for my mental health.

All kidding aside, my cardiologist is a Texas graduate, and he did in all seriousness tell me 2 years ago to stop watching hing Longhorn games.

I tried, but fuck that.

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

I was really worried about what a loss would have done to my chest. I'm really tired now. 

I feel like I just worked out for 2 hours and then ran for 2 hours. My whole body hurts and my heart won’t slow down lol

12 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

No clue what manning has in the tank. But would love to see 

Motherfuck this. I want to see. He cannot be worse. He's gonna have jitters, but I'd bet he makes smarter plays over the course of the game. 

There were about 3-4 insanely dumb penalties/no calls by the refs

 

the late hit, the no call pi on worthy, not a single hold was called on ksu (one was negated), and the illegal sub penalty was hilarious

22 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

We will drop at least one spot in the polls. Maybe two 

We played a ranked fucking team and won.     Ole Miss played an unranked team and barely won as well.   

which game was in theory against the harder opponent?   the polls think Kstate was the harder team.

shit happens in college football. we didnt lose.  

This was the type of game I thought Yun and crew would take their shot. I know they had some shit calls / noncalls but what I mean is a game altering call that would screw us over and keep us out of the big 12 championship and playoffs. I was expecting Yun to bump into sark and call unsportsmanlike.

5 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Psyched we got a win over this team. 3-losses be damned they are really good and for 80% of the game they looked like they had no chance.

Very not happy that we spent our first two 4Q possessions giving them the ball deep in our territory.  Plus the punt block and that was basically KSU's entire game.  We handled the rest.

Murphy is so hot and cold.  A lot of those passes were big time, but the mistakes are blatant and his misses seem to come in streaks. 

Let's buttfuck TCU.

This right here.  I hate that we didn’t win by 3 scores but it took a blocked punt and some shitty short fields off shitty turn overs to get them back in the game.  
 

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Before anyone says anything about the remaining games the next 2 are on the road and we've only seen the inaccurate turnover machine that is home field Maalik. 

You're right but TCU is also horrible. 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

You're right but TCU is also horrible. 

We will win convincingly?

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Motherfuck this. I want to see. He cannot be worse. He's gonna have jitters, but I'd bet he makes smarter plays over the course of the game. 

Hes a true freshman, he absolutely could be worse

38 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah we're done. 

not going to be the guy that makes fun of posts like this because I personally said almost the same thing a few posts before you.

but you cant keep fucking sunshine pumping everytime sark makes an idiotic decision that everyone knows was an idiotic decision. 

its ok to be positive, but talking down to everyone posting a negative slant gets old quick.... 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I feel like I just worked out for 2 hours and then ran for 2 hours. My whole body hurts and my heart won’t slow down lol

My doc says to get my heart rate up to lower my high blood pressure. Done and done Doc.

33 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

What a shittastic performance but give credit, at first glance live it looked like the defense played that last snap perfectly.

Hey, it's one bright spot if you don't want to be angry with a win over a ranked team. 

 

No sense in getting mad. Just acknowledge this is who Sark and his teams are. This is his 3rd P5 job. That ol dog ain't learning anything worth a damn. Just lay back and accept the wins. Power drink the losses.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yep, like I said on the last page their best play was us doing sloppy shit.  Getting a punt blocked, throwing a screen pass to nobody but the defender and fumbling the ball.  Take the FG, get the ball try to score again and give us another opportunity to do something sloppy

That breakdown in protection on the punt block was a complete WTF moment. Murphy being as raw as he is, I wasn't surprised by his gaffes, although certainly disappointed. Not that I expected him to f-up for certain. Just not surprised by it.

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Was this game much more difficult than it should have been? Yes

Did I have to take a 2nd dose of Losartan in the middle of the 4Q? Absolutely yes. 

Did Texas win? Fuck yes.

Did atm lose? LOL yep.


Fuck it. 


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Guys. Enough of the hot women. I need to see some pics of that KSU oline constantly holding our dline. 

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