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32 minutes ago, achooloco said:

feel like we got one big one behind the center. even ewers showed warts, while unfortunately MM ain't the answer. And I was really hoping MM would bring it home but nah, just don't see it right now. Damn good backup in a pinch but not confident he is a good starter next year

He's not.

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  • So we are bitching that we beat a ranked team, with our backup QB, while losing our RT, going up against a 5th year QB, in a game reffed by douche bag Mar in which once again we had both more penalty

  • Y’all chill. TCU blows  we will beat their asses 30-23

  • If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong.  Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy. 

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31 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Kind of a dry mudhole. 

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2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

We will win convincingly?

The only thing that worries me about TCU is this will be their superbowl because they do suck so much. 

Also, If they don't win this game they probably aren't going to be bowl eligible since they have to play OU on the road. 

If you watched the last quarter of this game and didn’t get chest pains, you can cancel your treadmill stress tests.  You’re good. 

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

All kidding aside, my cardiologist is a Texas graduate, and he did in all seriousness tell me 2 years ago to stop watching hing Longhorn games.

I tried, but fuck that.

Has your cardiologist considered an NIL type deal? 10% goes back to the team that brings him in so many patients?

We haven’t had a November win of this magnitude in 14 years. If you aren’t fucking ecstatic (while also relieved) you have a big dump in your pants.

Thank god they never gave Avery Johnson a shot to do a Jordy Nelson impression.
Feels good leaving the conference with a W against those fucks. They’ve had our number. 

Just now, Lhorn said:

If you watched the last quarter of this game and didn’t get chest pains, you can cancel your treadmill stress tests.  You’re good. 

I'd like to thank Aroldis Chapman and the Texas Longhorns for improving my cardiovascular health.

3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

My doc says to get my heart rate up to lower my high blood pressure. Done and done Doc.

But that cortisol, tho

Just now, George said:

Thank god they never gave Avery Johnson a shot to do a Jordy Nelson impression.
Feels good leaving the conference with a W against those fucks. They’ve had our number. 

Except they haven’t.

We’ve won seven in a row.

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As a physician, a lot of you fuckers need more exercise and less Surly. 

I feel like we need to give Arch a shot against TCU. Maalik ain't it, and who knows if Quinn will actually be back for ISU

We drop at least one spot...

Forget all this take the points. That's usually my call, but one of those resulted in a TD. Best case scenario for TTP is +9, -7. And if we had a really good play caller, we should have converted on one of those other 4th and 3s, making it +14 for going for it. We got the horses, we just need a different QB and a better play caller.

But we'll drop a notch in the rankings.

And... WTF is wrong with Ewers, anyhow? Is he gonna be back next week? What are the docs saying? 

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Except they haven’t.

We’ve won seven in a row.

Yah, but still. 
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1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

All kidding aside, my cardiologist is a Texas graduate, and he did in all seriousness tell me 2 years ago to stop watching hing Longhorn games.

I tried, but fuck that.

Where is your cardiologist? I shit you not, I had a STEMI 5 minutes after walking out of his office after he'd done an EKG, ECG, calcium score, and stress test. I had to get clearance to have cancer surgery. I went home for almost an hour thinking no way it was a heart attack. Went to ER and they told we never wait like that. In comes same damn cardiologist and asked didn't I just see you an hour ago and proceeded to put in a stent. Fucking cancer surgery was an even worse experience. Stay away from HCA Cypress everybody.

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Why would we drop in the rankings after beating a ranked team with our backup QB? That isn't how the rankings work.

3 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

We haven’t had a November win of this magnitude in 14 years. If you aren’t fucking ecstatic (while also relieved) you have a big dump in your pants.

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29 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We beat a ranked team with our back up QB. We aren’t dropping 2 spots. Stop being a pussy

I hope the players aren’t looking at the polls.


 

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that’s it. Win the next game.

13 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

I've never seen softer coverage than our defense in OT.  Incredibad.  Feast or famine with this group, team owes me a new heart.

 

9 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I was really worried about what a loss would have done to my chest. I'm really tired now. 

 

8 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

All kidding aside, my cardiologist is a Texas graduate, and he did in all seriousness tell me 2 years ago to stop watching hing Longhorn games.

I tried, but fuck that.

 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I feel like I just worked out for 2 hours and then ran for 2 hours. My whole body hurts and my heart won’t slow down lol

Yeah M-F is stressful to hell right now I don’t need any of this unnecessary drama. Fuck cardiac sark.

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

As a physician, a lot of you fuckers need more exercise and less Surly. 

We are all old so your assessment is accurate.

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

We drop at least one spot...

Forget all this take the points. That's usually my call, but one of those resulted in a TD. Best case scenario for TTP is +9, -7. And if we had a really good play caller, we should have converted on one of those other 4th and 3s, making it +14 for going for it. We got the horses, we just need a different QB and a better play caller.

But we'll drop a notch in the rankings.

And... WTF is wrong with Ewers, anyhow? Is he gonna be back next week? What are the docs saying? 

Fuck all that. I feel good about us getting if we win out. Every game is a championship game. Win out and who gives a fuck because I believe we will be in. Have faith fellow Surly

We aren’t dropping a spot. OU is gonna choke dick and we beat Bama. 

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The only thing that worries me about TCU is this will be their superbowl because they do suck so much. 

Also, If they don't win this game they probably aren't going to be bowl eligible since they have to play OU on the road. 

We should be worried about TCU - big time. Don't think they're coaches won't watch this game film.

And those fucking refs can eat me. I hope they all get dick cancer.

5 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Guys. Enough of the hot women. I need to see some pics of that KSU oline constantly holding our dline. 

S-E-C!! S-E-C!!!

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3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

As a physician, a lot of you fuckers need more exercise and less Surly. 

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7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

We will win convincingly?

Perhaps a “mudhole” if you will?

Sark didn’t take his foot off the gas.  This wasn’t a blowout because Murphy had a meltdown.  Every 5-10 passes he is going to throw one directly in to a defenders chest.  I don’t know if I’ve seen a qb so consistently throw terrible interceptions.

5 minutes ago, George said:

Thank god they never gave Avery Johnson a shot to do a Jordy Nelson impression.
Feels good leaving the conference with a W against those fucks. They’ve had our number. 

Had. 0-7 last 7

4 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Guys. Enough of the hot women. I need to see some pics of that KSU oline constantly holding our dline. 

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Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

We should be worried about TCU - big time. Don't think they're coaches won't watch this game film.

No, we should be worried about playing at Iowa State. Late November, cold, last time going to Ames, they are getting better.

TCU will be nearly 40% Longhorns

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This deserves more than one laugh I’d give you 4-5 myself. 

Just now, Pancho said:

No, we should be worried about playing at Iowa State. Late November, cold, last time going to Ames, they are getting better.

TCU will be nearly 40% Longhorns

Serious question, how injured are we for next week tho?

These kind of games happen all over the country and the good teams find a way. We were not winning these games for YEARS, so while I did not enjoy it, I am happy with the win.

These are the games that take you from 7 Win Steve to 10 wins.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Serious question, how injured are we for next week tho?

Idk why people ask this like 30 min after the game is over. We don’t know. The coaches don’t know yet. We’ll find out tomorrow and Monday 

Murphy is shit garbage. Quinn is a bitch pussy. We can all agree on this. 

4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Forget all this take the points. That's usually my call, but one of those resulted in a TD. Best case scenario for TTP is +9, -7. And if we had a really good play caller, we should have converted on one of those other 4th and 3s, making it +14 for going for it. We got the horses, we just need a different QB and a better play caller.

So, Sark was right to go for it on 4th down, because if someone better at calling plays than him was calling the plays, it would have been successful?

4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

We should be worried about TCU - big time. Don't think they're coaches won't watch this game film.

lulz.  WTF dude?

6 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

We drop at least one spot...

Forget all this take the points. That's usually my call, but one of those resulted in a TD. Best case scenario for TTP is +9, -7. And if we had a really good play caller, we should have converted on one of those other 4th and 3s, making it +14 for going for it. We got the horses, we just need a different QB and a better play caller.

But we'll drop a notch in the rankings.

And... WTF is wrong with Ewers, anyhow? Is he gonna be back next week? What are the docs saying? 

we beat a  25 ranked team and you think we will drop

6 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

We should be worried about TCU - big time. Don't think they're coaches won't watch this game film.

TCU is not good.

They just gave up 35 points and nearly 500 yards to Texas Tech's back up QB who is banged up. 

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

lulz.  WTF dude?

Coaches will watch film of this game

Oh my god, no way! Sark might also watch game film of TCU’s last game against Tech. CAN YOU IMAGINE 

Just now, MachoMan said:

Murphy is shit garbage. Quinn is a bitch pussy. We can all agree on this. 

I'll take bitch pussy over shit garbage every time 

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I feel like I just worked out for 2 hours and then ran for 2 hours. My whole body hurts and my heart won’t slow down lol

Brother?

 

9 minutes ago, George said:

Thank god they never gave Avery Johnson a shot to do a Jordy Nelson impression.
Feels good leaving the conference with a W against those fucks. They’ve had our number. 

Yep. Fuck Ron Prince.

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1 minute ago, MachoMan said:

Murphy is shit garbage. Quinn is a bitch pussy. We can all agree on this. 

Only pussy is you. Cunt. 

Houston wasn't good either people.  Neither was KState. 

JFC. 

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