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#101
1 minute ago, TOR said:

Penix is lucky he didn't tear an Achilles there.  Or break a hip.

I love the random Tor pop up.  Makes me nostalgic for Shaggy.

#102

I mean, yeah you can say “video game” and “no defense”, but compare the stats of the games going on:

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Interesting that only one of these games is being labeled negatively.

That said, fuck $C.

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#106
5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I will pay one of these bands five whole dollars to play something from a heavy metal hair band. 

Cherry Pie by Warrant.

#109
Just now, Michael Knight said:

haven't been paying attention to USC much lately? 3rd and 10 might as well be 1st and 2

All of these shoot outs you basically bet it all on the third and longs to get that one stop. 

#110
8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I will pay one of these bands five whole dollars to play something from a heavy metal hair band. 

Tusk? 

#112

Penix is just outstanding also. Not a knock on Williams. It’s a show. Kinda cool we get to watch two gifted bound for NFL types go ballistic against shit defenses. We don’t often get to see that. 

#114
6 minutes ago, Left Coast said:

I mean, yeah you can say “video game” and “no defense”, but compare the stats of the games going on:

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Interesting that only one of these games is being labeled negatively.

That said, fuck $C.

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Yeah, but USC has the distinct honor of giving up over 40 points in 5 of their last 6 games, so "no defense".

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#116
Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:

Wait .. don't we want USC to win?

Never. Ever. Ever.  Under any circumstances.  Ever.  Never.

#118
7 minutes ago, Left Coast said:

I mean, yeah you can say “video game” and “no defense”, but compare the stats of the games going on:

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Interesting that only one of these games is being labeled negatively.

That said, fuck $C.

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Nah. I'd say these are both video game matches. I have both on mutiview and was just wondering to myself if I'd see a punt tonight.

LSU / USC have to be the two worst defenses on serious conference contenders ever.

#123
12 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

If this was the USC defense in 2005, Texas wins the championship 73-34.

lol if 05 USC had this defense we probably don’t even see them. 

#128

which is these teams is the Big 10 going to force to hire brian ferentz so they do not get all crazy and start scoring more than 30 points in a game

#131
22 minutes ago, Left Coast said:

Interesting that only one of these games is being labeled negatively.

I'm willing to admit LSU's defense also sucks.

#134

This is like playing Madden against a five year old. Just fun. Reminds me of the RG3 game v TCU on a Thursday night type of deal. I’m entertained! 

#137
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

the term break a serve is well overused in this game. 

But it’s probably the best analogy. Not really a football game in the traditional sense.

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

I just switched over. Do these teams have any defense? 

No

#139

Lol USC 

My pops is eagerly searching for a west coast team that can beat Texas now that his beloved SC and Stanford look like hammered dogshit. Well look no further feller, we have the Washington Huskies 

#140
1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

I just switched over. Do these teams have any defense? 

I think there have been two punts and two turnovers otherwise all touch downs. 

#142
2 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Who's that skinny ass #18 playing in the middle for SC? No wonder they can't play D.

Eric Gentry, he’s the one announcers love to talk about having a 7’6” wingspan while somebody’s dropping 40+ on SC. 

#148
5 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I just switched over. Do these teams have any defense? 

I came here to ask this.  Apparently it’s been discussed. 

#149
26 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Penix is just outstanding also. Not a knock on Williams. It’s a show. Kinda cool we get to watch two gifted bound for NFL types go ballistic against shit defenses. We don’t often get to see that. 

hahahaha you said "penix"

#150
2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Grinch good at stealing money. I’d pair him with Jimbo:

Speaking of dicks, I just saw that a dude from Aggie punched an Ole’ Miss offensive lineman in the dick.

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