November 20, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, mdleast said: For what it’s worth, DirecTV already has us as a lock If it comes down to a lawsuit, can we use this as evidence in our favor?
November 20, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said: So what do we tell the coaches? Asking the important questions.
November 20, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said: So what do we tell the coaches? Not sure. They’ve been calling me all day and I’ve just sent them to VM. We have to figure this out quick.
November 20, 20232 yr Why the fuck are you guys debating about a scenario when we aren’t fucking losing to Tech?!?!
November 20, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said: Why the fuck are you guys debating about a scenario when we aren’t fucking losing to Tech?!?! Because it’s a message board, and we like to discuss topics.
November 20, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said: Why the fuck are you guys debating about a scenario when we aren’t fucking losing to Tech?!?! It's entertaining to demonstrate how fucking incompetent the B12 is.
November 20, 20232 yr Someone just tell me what the most embarrassing scenario is for this shit for brains conference, so I know what to root for.
November 20, 20232 yr Can’t one of you attorneys decipher this for the 3 of us on surly who aren’t lawyers? Seems like a lot of DUI and public defender types around here, bound to be a contract lawyer or 10 who are used to reading bullshit and making sense of it.
November 20, 20232 yr Someone just tell me what the most embarrassing scenario is for this shit for brains conference, so I know what to root for. Is that not what’s happening?
November 20, 20232 yr 7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no way to determine a champion There is a nice bit of filth over here Dennis.
November 20, 20232 yr 20 minutes ago, Jimbob said: Can’t one of you attorneys decipher this for the 3 of us on surly who aren’t lawyers? Seems like a lot of DUI and public defender types around here, bound to be a contract lawyer or 10 who are used to reading bullshit and making sense of it. We're in. That'll be $999.95.
November 20, 20232 yr 37 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said: Not sure. They’ve been calling me all day and I’ve just sent them to VM. We have to figure this out quick. They’re calling? Talk about behind the times.
November 20, 20232 yr 19 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said: Is that not what’s happening? No, the embarrassment comes when so many teams end up tied for first and/or second that they can’t figure out their own bullshit. That’s what I’m here for. Also, Yordork will go into hiding if he has to hand the trophy to OU or Texas, so let that happen too.
November 20, 20232 yr 34 minutes ago, Jimbob said: Can’t one of you attorneys decipher this for the 3 of us on surly who aren’t lawyers? Seems like a lot of DUI and public defender types around here, bound to be a contract lawyer or 10 who are used to reading bullshit and making sense of it. Lawyer here. I draft and comment on insurance policies. I can't make definitive heads or tails of the tie breaks. If it was a contract, all I can say is that the ambiguity should be resolved against the drafter. I honestly think there could be an injunctive hearing if it does not come out cleanly. Edited November 20, 20232 yr by CleverNickname
November 20, 20232 yr I don't understand how OSU could miss if they beat BYU. That would be a sham and their lawyers should be preparing court petitions.
November 20, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said: No, the embarrassment comes when so many teams end up tied for first and/or second that they can’t figure out their own bullshit. That’s what I’m here for. Also, Yordork will go into hiding if he has to hand the trophy to OU or Texas, so let that happen too. Do any of the teams care enough to go to court over the tiebreaker language, and do they have any standing there or are member schools subservient to the conference decrees by membership agreement? I assume only tx or ou would even consider it. A leftover school doesn’t need to be pissing off the office like that. I don’t think we are petty enough, so really I guess I’m asking about ou.
November 20, 20232 yr 49 minutes ago, Jimbob said: Can’t one of you attorneys decipher this for the 3 of us on surly who aren’t lawyers? Seems like a lot of DUI and public defender types around here, bound to be a contract lawyer or 10 who are used to reading bullshit and making sense of it. fatwa for sending up the lawyer batsignal.
November 20, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said: I thought a ksu win got us in. Now they need to lose? If Texas loses, they can still get in the CCG if KSt wins AND loses. - B12
November 20, 20232 yr Also, it's crazy that OU can still get in with a loss to TCU. But that would mean Texas is in, because all other teams would have 3 losses. If only OU and Texas lose, then Texas is in a tie with OSU and KSU. How could KSU get in in this case, because they will have lost to both other tied teams? So, how is Texas not in with an OU loss?
November 20, 20232 yr 32 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said: I don't understand how OSU could miss if they beat BYU. That would be a sham and their lawyers should be preparing court petitions. Well, they should miss if they end up in a 3 way tie, because that's what the stupid rules say. Changing the rules shouldn't be possible during the season.
November 20, 20232 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said: Someone just tell me what the most embarrassing scenario is for this shit for brains conference, so I know what to root for. Root for Texas to beat Texas Tech, TCU to beat OU, Iowa St to beat K State, BYU to beat OK State, and West Virginia over Baylor That leaves Texas as the #1 seed to face .... OU or K State or Iowa St or Ok State or West Virginia. A five way tie among three loss teams to face Texas. Try to figure that out, Big XII.
November 20, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said: If Texas loses, they can still get in the CCG if KSt wins AND loses. - B12 What? Edited November 20, 20232 yr by 89Horn
November 20, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said: Someone just tell me what the most embarrassing scenario is for this shit for brains conference, so I know what to root for. I dont know about embarrassing, but maximum clusterfuckery would be Tech over Texas Toads over BlowU Mormons over pokes Isu over ksu WVU over rapists That would put Texas in as the #1 seed and leave a 6(!) Way tie for #2 seed.
November 20, 20232 yr On the tcu beating ou front- what is the timeline on concussion protocol and can Gabriel technically be cleared for a Friday game?
November 20, 20232 yr 9 hours ago, USNALonghorn said: Play the game with Velcro’d Big12 logos. Rip them off after and leave them on the ground. Or just don't wear them from the jump. Let them bitch
November 20, 20232 yr 12 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said: Root for Texas to beat Texas Tech, TCU to beat OU, Iowa St to beat K State, BYU to beat OK State, and West Virginia over Baylor That leaves Texas as the #1 seed to face .... OU or K State or Iowa St or Ok State or West Virginia. A five way tie among three loss teams to face Texas. Try to figure that out, Big XII. This is what I want. I want us to win and for there to be injunctions and lawsuits about who we play because the B12 is fucking incompetent at writing clear rules. I want the chaos.
November 20, 20232 yr I need to see Oklahoma State in some type of tie where Gundy has to explain the tiebreaker rules.
November 20, 20232 yr 26 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said: Root for Texas to beat Texas Tech, TCU to beat OU, Iowa St to beat K State, BYU to beat OK State, and West Virginia over Baylor That leaves Texas as the #1 seed to face .... OU or K State or Iowa St or Ok State or West Virginia. A five way tie among three loss teams to face Texas. Try to figure that out, Big XII. This is the way No matter what they say people will bitch They will probably need an 8 min booth review to shake it out Maybe they even decide to change the rules some more
November 20, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said: Do any of the teams care enough to go to court over the tiebreaker language, and do they have any standing there or are member schools subservient to the conference decrees by membership agreement? I assume only tx or ou would even consider it. A leftover school doesn’t need to be pissing off the office like that. I don’t think we are petty enough, so really I guess I’m asking about ou. OU wants to gtfo and definitely won’t give enough of a fuck to sue over that BS. You guys win. Let everyone else lose. The 6 way tie is great. Fuck this JV conference. Time to bail.
November 20, 20232 yr You can bet your sweet ass that if a loss to Tech keeps us out of the B12 CG, we’ll get the Kevin Mar crew on Friday. If we are in regardless, his crew will be in Stillwater to help get the Pokes to JerryWorld.
November 20, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said: You can bet your sweet ass that if a loss to Tech keeps us out of the B12 CG, we’ll get the Kevin Mar crew on Friday. If we are in regardless, his crew will be in Stillwater to help get the Pokes to JerryWorld. They’ll have to be strategic if they need to job multiple games.
November 20, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Jimbob said: Can’t one of you attorneys decipher this for the 3 of us on surly who aren’t lawyers? Seems like a lot of DUI and public defender types around here, bound to be a contract lawyer or 10 who are used to reading bullshit and making sense of it. I’d need a …
November 20, 20232 yr I’d need a … “You're suspect! Yeah, you! I don't know what your reputation is in this town, but after the shit you tried to pull today you can bet I'll be looking into you. Now the business we have, heretofore, you can speak with my aforementioned attorney. Good day, gentlemen; and until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone.”
November 20, 20232 yr If Deloss Dodds wasn’t asleep at the wheel for the last 5 years of his reign we would have been out of this clown conference 12 years ago.
November 20, 20232 yr 15 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said: If Deloss Dodds wasn’t asleep at the wheel for the last 5 years of his reign we would have been out of this clown conference 12 years ago. Big12 was his big thing. He was proud of it, and loved being the big fish in it.
November 20, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said: I dont know about embarrassing, but maximum clusterfuckery would be Tech over Texas ... Uh... Fuck that shit.
November 20, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Zuerst said: Uh... Fuck that shit. Oh I agree...I was just talking about the scenario with the most mayhem.
November 20, 20232 yr Author 5 hours ago, Paul Wesley said: I’m hoping for four more games. Two more big 12 games.
November 20, 20232 yr This is the best thread on the site at the moment. It's amazing (and it shouldn't be, I guess) to me that the conference has yet to clarify these scenarios in a meaningful way. Maybe Yormark isn't the branding genius we were led to believe he is. Rooting for Texas and maximum chaos. Edited November 20, 20232 yr by SimkinsMan
November 20, 20232 yr Do any of the teams care enough to go to court over the tiebreaker language, and do they have any standing there or are member schools subservient to the conference decrees by membership agreement? I assume only tx or ou would even consider it. A leftover school doesn’t need to be pissing off the office like that. I don’t think we are petty enough, so really I guess I’m asking about ou. No. This would be extremely aggy. Also, it's crazy that OU can still get in with a loss to TCU. But that would mean Texas is in, because all other teams would have 3 losses. If only OU and Texas lose, then Texas is in a tie with OSU and KSU. How could KSU get in in this case, because they will have lost to both other tied teams? So, how is Texas not in with an OU loss? To your last question, they are. The three way tie that Texas needs to avoid is with OU and OSU. Introducing K State to the equation or dropping OU makes things more favorable for Texas.
November 20, 20232 yr This is the best thread on the site at the moment. It's amazing (and it shouldn't be, I guess) to me that the conference has yet to clarify these scenarios in a meaningful way. Maybe Yormark isn't the branding genius we were led to believe he is. Rooting for Texas and maximum chaos. At this point I half expect them to say fuck it and send UH and Baylor to Arlington just because
November 20, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: On the tcu beating ou front- what is the timeline on concussion protocol and can Gabriel technically be cleared for a Friday game? It’s OU. He could have killed a day care full of kids live on television and he’d be playing “pending investigation”
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