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I'd grab Mississippi State +17 before the Max Johnson news comes out too. Maybe even sprinkle a little on the ML as well. 

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Well shit, maybe a texags poster might not be informed? 

 

 

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Well shit, maybe a texags poster might not be informed? 

 

 

Vegas just thinks MIss State is terrible and they aren't wrong. 

Miss State has scored 3, 13, and 7 points in the last 3 games. Their offense is fucking atrocious. 

 

31 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Hearing Ewers might be back. Would be curious how that moves the line or if that was already factored in. 

It’s not factored in. I won’t touch this line. If Quinn plays, I wanna see how he performs for a game. If he doesn’t play, we may lose the game. 

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Miss State has scored 3, 13, and 7 points in the last 3 games. Their offense is fucking atrocious. 

 

Aw well, I'm sure this guy knows better than the Pirate what offense could work in Starksville.  Things will be looking up soon.

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Okie st -1  Lolololol 

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Line already up to 10.5 in some spots. 

Over/under down to 53.5

Tcu is lukewarm dog vomit on both sides of the ball. Texas wins by 3+ TDs. Book it. 

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Also - Iowa Rutgers O/U 28.5 is so damn hilarious. It will be a 9-8 final score. 

48 minutes ago, nnm said:

Tcu is lukewarm dog vomit on both sides of the ball. Texas wins by 3+ TDs. Book it. 

Ok so def 31-24 Texas win 

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Tcu is lukewarm dog vomit on both sides of the ball. Texas wins by 3+ TDs. Book it. 

They’re terrible, we should win convincingly 

Tcu is lukewarm dog vomit on both sides of the ball. Texas wins by 3+ TDs. Book it. 
You should make a mudhole thread on why

Thought ISU was going to be the November trap game but it’s definitely this one.

TCU sucks, Texas could cruise by running right over them, taking the crowd out of the game and preventing establishment of any offensive momentum for TCU. TCU could also shred the Texas secondary for 400+ yards and be +2 or +3 in turnovers. Get rolling with the crowd behind them and it’s easy to see it snowball into a L. Very wide range of plausible outcomes, I wouldn’t touch a 9 point line.

Who we got this week guys?!  Alright alright alright.  FML 🤦🏽‍♂️ 

17 hours ago, WBT said:

Aw well, I'm sure this guy knows better than the Pirate what offense could work in Starksville.  Things will be looking up soon.

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I hate this game. TCU is going to throw it 40-50 times. Their OL is weak, so Texas could win the game there. IF the DL doesnt dominate, I would expect TCU to have success on offense. Texas defense is vulnerable to the pass and all TCU does is pass. Without Quinn, the offense is a question mark. 

6 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

I hate this game. TCU is going to throw it 40-50 times. Their OL is weak, so Texas could win the game there. IF the DL doesnt dominate, I would expect TCU to have success on offense. Texas defense is vulnerable to the pass and all TCU does is pass. Without Quinn, the offense is a question mark. 

Honestly any of the next three are mega trap games without QE.

43 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Thought ISU was going to be the November trap game but it’s definitely this one.

TCU sucks, Texas could cruise by running right over them, taking the crowd out of the game and preventing establishment of any offensive momentum for TCU. TCU could also shred the Texas secondary for 400+ yards and be +2 or +3 in turnovers. Get rolling with the crowd behind them and it’s easy to see it snowball into a L. Very wide range of plausible outcomes, I wouldn’t touch a 9 point line.

Our line couldn't get 3 yards when we needed to.  We won't run over anyone.

7 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

They’re terrible, we should win convincingly 

They're convincingly terrible...we should win?

Doubt he says anything definitive, but I wonder how much this line would jump if Sark tells the media that Quinn practiced today.

Our line couldn't get 3 yards when we needed to.  We won't run over anyone.

Figure of speech. Texas just ran for 200+ on a better rush defense than TCU. The opportunities will be there.
18 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

Okie st -1  Lolololol 

Looking at lines, I never know which ones are laughable.  Looking at this one, I still don’t.

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Looks like the line is settling in at 10 now 

Looking at lines, I never know which ones are laughable.  Looking at this one, I still don’t.

I fictitiously bet everything I owned and then some on Georgia -14 at Auburn earlier this year. Thankfully I still have everything I own.
9 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lololol, they are expecting we get to almost 42 points? On the road? At night? With Murphy at QB?

Go make some money then

On 11/5/2023 at 2:20 PM, WBT said:

Aw well, I'm sure this guy knows better than the Pirate what offense could work in Starksville.  Things will be looking up soon.

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Dummy with a DC perspective took the Muschamp approach to offense. Yes, it’s better for your defense…if it works. If not, it gets you fired. 
 

Dude should beg Hal Mumme to come in and reconstruct an Air Raid offense for him. He’s not going to last long as HC in Starkville. 

On 11/5/2023 at 2:13 PM, TexasMan said:

Well shit, maybe a texags poster might not be informed? 

 

 

Perfect time to find that aggie and bet on Texas over KSU in the LHN replay.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We should go with our heavy OL package and just run it down their throats until they prove they can stop the run consistently. 

Agreed, and to a certain extent it's what we should have been doing all season.  But, that's not who Sark is.

On 11/5/2023 at 9:02 PM, nnm said:

Tcu is lukewarm dog vomit on both sides of the ball. Texas wins by 3+ TDs. Book it. 

If Quinn comes back yes. But knowing us in games like this we'll fuck things up and keep it close and give TCU hopes of beating us. Sark needs to learn to keep his foot on the gas pedal and not let up. Nothing wrong with running up the score against inferior opponents/programs.

On 11/5/2023 at 9:50 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

Ok so def 31-24 Texas win 

This is an improvement for you, I think before you were predicting close losses. lol 

Hoping Quinn can return. If Maalik has to start again, for fucks sake Maalik, DO NOT THROW TO AN OPEN DEFENDER! Learn to throw the ball away!

50 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We should go with our heavy OL package and just run it down their throats until they prove they can stop the run consistently. 

Like we do on the goal line every week?

10 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:

Brooks' status?

Sark said everyone practiced. 

Agreed, and to a certain extent it's what we should have been doing all season.  But, that's not who Sark is.

I’d push back on this. Sark’s been happy to go Big 12 package and try this since mid last year. ISU game specifically, with Ewers playing pretty erratic football, was when he appeared to learn that lesson. There was plenty of 12 and Big 12 personnel out there last Saturday. I think they are little limited by the injuries in RB room and the player types behind Brooks and Baxter
2 hours ago, gmr548 said:


I’d push back on this. Sark’s been happy to go Big 12 package and try this since mid last year. ISU game specifically, with Ewers playing pretty erratic football, was when he appeared to learn that lesson. There was plenty of 12 and Big 12 personnel out there last Saturday. I think they are little limited by the injuries in RB room and the player types behind Brooks and Baxter

I wasn't commenting so much on the formation as the other part of what I quoted: that we should be running the ball consistently until the other team shows they can stop it.  And, especially with a backup QB in there.

But, two games ago, we came out with 8 passes in the first 10 plays.  And, does Maalik need to throw 37 passes last Saturday when the runners are averaging over 6 YPC?  But, that's just who Sark is.  

On 11/6/2023 at 3:23 AM, TexasMan said:

Also - Iowa Rutgers O/U 28.5 is so damn hilarious. It will be a 9-8 final score. 

Holy shit, pretty sure that's the lowest total I've ever seen.

1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

Holy shit, pretty sure that's the lowest total I've ever seen.

Sounds like a game of the century in the making.

Just a request.  Can we just get up 23 midway through the 4th, then allow two trash scores in the last 5 mins please?

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