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Lips would be fine.

In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!

What does that mean, in-famous?
Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous.

I think it's a male plane.

How can you tell?

Didn't you notice its little balls?

- And, uh...
- Pruned.
- Pruned the, uh... The hedges.
- Hedges...
- Of many small villages.
- Of many small villages.

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One time, Dorothy Gish was visiting me on the set of "Little Neddy, Grab Your Gun". And she came up to me and she looked me in the face and - I'd never met her, I'd just known her on films, you know, Dorothy Gish, Lillian's sister - and she looked me in the eyes and she said, "Young man, you have got it." And, Ah! Dorothy Gish. It's a true story.

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