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Coach Sark Press Conference 11.6 - Sometime after 11:00am, but before 11:40am LHN

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Texas beats Kansas State 33-30 in overtime and keeps their Big 12 title dreams alive and well.

Texas Longhorns wide receiver Adonai Mitchell (5) makes a catch for a touchdown against Kansas State at Royal-Memorial Stadium on Saturday, Nov. 4, 2023 in Austin.

Texas Longhorns running back CJ Baxter (4) runs into the end zone for a touchdown against Kansas State Wildcats in the second quarter of an NCAA college football game, Saturday, November. 4, 2023, in Austin, Texas.

Texas Longhorns wide receiver Xavier Worthy (1) looks for room to run against Kansas State Wildcats in the 4th quarter of an NCAA college football game, Saturday, November. 4, 2023, in Austin, Texas.

Texas Longhorns defensive lineman T'Vondre Sweat (93) tries to bat down the ball against Kansas State Wildcats quarterback Will Howard (18) in the second half of an NCAA college football game, Saturday, November. 4, 2023, in Austin, Texas.

Kansas State kicker Chris Tennant (17) is tackled after dropping the ball on an extra point attempt against the Texas Longhorns at Royal-Memorial Stadium on Saturday, Nov. 4, 2023 in Austin.

Texas Longhorns kicker Bert Auburn (45) kicks an overtime field goal during the game against Kansas State at Royal-Memorial Stadium on Saturday, Nov. 4, 2023 in Austin.

Kansas States quarterback Will Howard (18) is sacked by Texas Longhorns edge Barryn Sorrell (88) during the game at Royal-Memorial Stadium on Saturday, Nov. 4, 2023 in Austin.

 

Next up, an evening trip to TCU - 6:30pm on ABC.

 

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You look at TCU over there and it's just all about the tradition of how they're like a cockroach. It’s not so much what they eat and totes off, but what they falls into and messes up. And that's probably our 2nd half lead.  - courtesy of @mdmost

Good Lord.  Somebody remind me what the C in TCU stands for, because every time I see pictures of their cheerleaders and/or pom squad, I start having very, very unclean thoughts.

1 minute ago, 83Horn said:

Somebody remind me what the C in TCU stands for,

C = Cunt. Your unclean thoughts are fine.

Looks like an 11:30ish start, Alex “Ear” Loeb just introduced the latest edition of “Longhorn Sob Stories” on LHN.

11 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Looks like an 11:30ish start, Alex “Ear” Loeb just introduced the latest edition of “Longhorn Sob Stories” on LHN.

Does anyone actually watch this stuff? Other than having it on in the background while you're waiting on something else to start. 

Why do I think the last broadcast of any show on the LHN will be some "behind-the-scenes" look at what the fuck it was that Sark was doing every Monday from 10:45-11:30am during football season?  Like him going around rearranging furniture or writing thank-you notes or plucking his nose hairs?  

Headed to lunch with some people who need to be persuaded to do business, hope this thing is uploaded on YT by the time I return.

As sux noted, it will indeed be on YouTube later today, probably by 2pm, but I always try to catch it live to see the unedited version… yes, they will often edit out when Chipper asks something that Sark doesn’t want asked, or he reconsiders an answer. Plus, you usually hear the questions on the live version, not always the case on the upload. 

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Sark says Quinn is now day to day

4 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

Sark says Quinn is now day to day

Please let him be ready for Saturday.

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I might be ok with him throwing left handed if that helps.

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6 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

Sark says Quinn is now day to day

we're all day to day

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

we're all day to day

Hour to hour over here. 

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Just reading between the lines, I'd expect to see Murphy start Saturday. 

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I’d rather QE come in cold to TCU game than try to come in cold vs Iowa State. Work out some kinks against TCU and get into a groove then try to find one at Iowa State. that’s my opinion not Sark’s btw.

 

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I was hoping to get something more like "Quinn is returning to practice this week and we're gonna try to get him ready for Saturday". As opposed to "yeah I guess he threw a little on the side today...."

I’m thinking Sam Bradford in 09.   Came back too early.  Then, again, the variance in MM’s play is the greatest ever seen. 

1 minute ago, nbmishoid said:

I’m thinking Sam Bradford in 09.   Came back too early.  Then, again, the variance in MM’s play is the greatest ever seen. 

I’d take a Landry Jones right now 

2 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

I’m thinking Sam Bradford in 09.   Came back too early.  Then, again, the variance in MM’s play is the greatest ever seen. 

Bradford also got pile drived into the ground by Aaron Williams on his same hurt shoulder. Quinn will have to be smart for the remainder of the season. He cant take any unnecessary hits. 

I’d rather QE come in cold to TCU game than try to come in cold vs Iowa State. Work out some kinks against TCU and get into a groove then try to find one at Iowa State. that’s my opinion not Sark’s btw.
 


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Night game in Ames. Scared to death and all….

Sark mentioned he doesn't think Sweat or Murph has gotten a hold call all year even though they are the most disruptive in the league.

Question for those who watch these live. Does the press conference actually end like it does on the YT uploads? It just ends, like the ending of No Country...

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Sark mentioned he doesn't think Sweat or Murph has gotten a hold call all year even though they are the most disruptive in the league.

He needs to say that more often and more loudly. Have the football team tweet that while tagging the Big 12.

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Night game in Ames. Scared to death and all….

 

Wow thats bullshit. Back to back night road games. Thanks big12. Please make your agenda less obvious. 

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Wow thats bullshit. Back to back night road games. Thanks big12. Please make your agenda less obvious. 

The Big XII can certainly go fuck itself, but aren't kick-off times the product of network decisions?

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Wow thats bullshit. Back to back night road games. Thanks big12. Please make your agenda less obvious. 

Again, the Big XII doesn't set the times.  The networks do.

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Night game in Ames. Scared to death and all….

 

They'll be drunk and kickoff will be about 45*F.  If you want to play football at a blue chip program and don't know how to execute a gameplan with some loud, drunk people with a bit of a chill in the air, but certainly not freezing nor any ice...you should switch sports.

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3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, Iowa St has a bye before they play us in a couple of weeks....figures.

iowa state plays @ byu this week....

7 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

 


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Night game in Ames. Scared to death and all….

 

The Tim Brando Swan Song....

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, Iowa St has a bye before they play us in a couple of weeks....figures.

They don't. They are @ BYU

3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

They'll be drunk and kickoff will be about 45*F.  If you want to play football at a blue chip program and don't know how to execute a gameplan with some loud, drunk people with a bit of a chill in the air, but certainly not freezing nor any ice...you should switch sports.

This. Texas walked into Tuscaloosa against a top 5 team with NC aspirations and won by double digits. Not intimidated. Most of these guys have played in Ames, it’s not new to them 

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, Iowa St has a bye before they play us in a couple of weeks....figures.

I mean I have no love for BYU but that's not very fair to say playing them is like having a bye. 

The team played such an amazing, complete game at Alabama....sure would like to recapture that for these next two on the road.  Haven't looked the same since, Horns can blame injuries and the refs, but the great teams (and I thought the Horns looked like one at Bama) overcome.  C'mon Sark, rally the troops to get that perfect edge back and stomp these inferior foes into the dirt where they belong.

2 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

iowa state plays @ byu this week....

You are correct....my bad....figures.

Thanks for the link BigOrange! Good to get Sark's take on anything. I only caught the last five minutes so will have to find the Youtube version. Did hear Sark talk briefly about Arch. High praise - athleticism, ability to make plays downfield, extremely accurate. He's got to be contemplating a shift at #2.

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