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Coach Sark Press Conference 11.6 - Sometime after 11:00am, but before 11:40am LHN

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12 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

They don't. They are @ BYU

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For the record….I’m not scared and certainly not to death. It was a joke…

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

For the record….I’m not scared and certainly not to death. It was a joke…

She doesn’t believe you…

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17 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

They don't. They are @ BYU

BYU...BYE...whatever it takes.

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19 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

You are correct....my bad....figures.

Understandable since BYU takes a BYE on penetration, on and off the field.

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Understandable since BYU takes a BYE on penetration, on and off the field.

Well, if you look at some family photos, they don't take too many weeks off from penetration.

I guess that's true.  I don't know who makes the calendars in Utah, but them some accurate craftsman over there.  Probably helps too that there's no "whiskey dick so I didn't finish" excuse to fall back on during peak ovulation.  

I say we do 09 OU, just flat out annihilate the next 3.

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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Murphy gonna start with the shortest of leashes

 

we go down by more than 1 score, Ewers gonna come in

If Ewers is healthy enough to play at all, Murphy ain't going to be starting.  

Just now, South Austin said:

If Ewers is healthy enough to play at all, Murphy ain't going to be starting.  

If Ewers is still ailing but can go, I could see Sark starting Maalik to try to see if he can get through the game without using Quinn

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If Ewers is still ailing but can go, I could see Sark starting Maalik to try to see if he can get through the game without using Quinn

This is where I'm at.  ou losing has changed the decision tree.  We command our destiny.  Give Maalik another chance.  If it goes sideways, don't flinch, out in Ewars to get the game back on track.

But keep the gameplan run-centric so tcubwill be out of gas by the 4th.  We have a stable full of guys and a line that should work the cockroaches over.

If Ewers isn't healthy enough to play and doesn't suit up, I don't see him playing at all. 

1 minute ago, freyguy said:

This is where I'm at.  ou losing has changed the decision tree.  We command our destiny.  Give Maalik another chance.  If it goes sideways, don't flinch, out in Ewars to get the game back on track.

But keep the gameplan run-centric so tcubwill be out of gas by the 4th.  We have a stable full of guys and a line that should work the cockroaches over.

Agreed and would be ok seeing a rotation of Baxter and Blue unless Brooks needed just to get him some more rest as well.

2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

If Ewers isn't healthy enough to play and doesn't suit up, I don't see him playing at all. 

Yeah.  This isn't something like James Brown being able to play against aggy in 1995 on a gimpy ankle.  If Quinn isn't starting, I think it means he's not healthy enough to play one minute.

59 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Wow thats bullshit. Back to back night road games. Thanks big12. Please make your agenda less obvious. 

Would you prefer back to back 11am road games?

11 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:


...so a bye

Byu is undefeated at home and ISU will have to deal with the elevation gain in Provo

33 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

If Ewers isn't healthy enough to play and doesn't suit up, I don't see him playing at all. 

I agree that if QE doesn’t suit up, I also don’t see him as playing. Lol

1 minute ago, Jewish Wang said:

I agree that if QE doesn’t suit up, I also don’t see him as playing. Lol

What if he wears his uniform, but wears dress shoes instead of cleats? Or a fedora instead of a helmet?

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

 


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Night game in Ames. Scared to death and all….

 

Tim Drunk Brando

Sooner Gooner on the call

SHIT

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

What if he wears his uniform, but wears dress shoes instead of cleats? Or a fedora instead of a helmet?

Possibly, if it’s a Stanzo brand fedora. They’re nice!

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

What if he wears his uniform, but wears dress shoes instead of cleats? Or a fedora instead of a helmet?

Don't be fatuous, Henry.  You don't put a fedora on flowing locks like his.  It's visor, trucker gimme hat, or maybe...maybe...maybe...a Panama Hat if the mesh is proper.

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If Ewers is still ailing but can go, I could see Sark starting Maalik to try to see if he can get through the game without using Quinn

There is no way Sark can do that with Conference Championship and playoffs all still possibilities. You cant throw Maalik out there and get down 14-0 on turnovers and just throw Ewers in. That would be a fireable offense. Not to mention you would lose the entre team, if he was ever that stupid

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Sark could take a shit on Bevo, break Ewers throwing shoulder, and tell us all to fuck off in Spanish...and he's not getting fired so long as Eltife is the Chair of the Board of Regents.  

2 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

iowa state plays @ byu this week....

so a bye.

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Sark could take a shit on Bevo, break Ewers throwing shoulder, and tell us all to fuck off in Spanish...and he's not getting fired so long as Eltife is the Chair of the Board of Regents.  

Jodete!!!!

I love at the 33 minute mark where Daichee Bell asks, "Coach Sark, can show me on the goal posts where the field goal hurt you?"

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Byu is undefeated at home and ISU will have to deal with the elevation gain in Provo

Slovis got banged up in his game against us, their backup is even less of a threat

2 hours ago, Codaxx said:

There is no way Sark can do that with Conference Championship and playoffs all still possibilities. You cant throw Maalik out there and get down 14-0 on turnovers and just throw Ewers in. That would be a fireable offense. Not to mention you would lose the entre team, if he was ever that stupid

This is the stretch run, everything out there to play for. I could see him rushing his timeline to get out there and help in whatever way he can. 

If Quinn plays, but he can’t play through the discomfort, then bring MM in and run the ball until they give you the deep shot. 

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