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#252
26 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

2/$15M for IKF to Tor. 0 bWAR in ‘23. 

Shit, they're paying for under 1.0 WAR/season as is. And I'm adamant that WAR undervalues utility players.

#254
On 12/26/2023 at 6:58 PM, tx 3 putt said:

He better get out of country asap …

 

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/rays-wander-franco-summoned-by-dominican-authorities-as-part-of-ongoing-investigation-per-report/

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The summons is related to an ongoing investigation by local authorities into Franco's alleged inappropriate relationships with a series of minors. 

So not just the one, yikes.

#255

My man.

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The Jays reportedly signed Isiah Kiner-Falefa to a two-year $15 million contract. I don’t know why.

He can play all over the field, so he’s a poor man’s Whit Merrifield (though not all that poor at $15 million). In the majors, he’s played every position, other than first base. Infield, he’s pretty decent with the glove. I’d rather not play him in the outfield. He has caught 586 innings. 

The unfortunate thing is he can’t hit. Last year, he hit .242/.306/.340 for a 82 wRC+ (right around his career number) in 361 PA. If he gets 361 PA this year for the Jays, something has gone wrong. I’d rather have Espinal in the ‘play everything’ spot. Or Biggio. Or any of half-a-dozen guys in the minors who would make less than $15 million in the next couple of years.

Isiah must be a good guy because he’s played six full seasons without coming close to being a major league average hitter in any of them. 

#256
On 12/26/2023 at 6:58 PM, tx 3 putt said:

He better get out of country asap …

 

More than 1 girl also, what a sick fuck.

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#257

 

BREAKING: Outfielder Teoscar Hernández and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a one-year, $23.5 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Hernández joins Shohei Ohtani, Yoshinobu Yamamoto and Tyler Glasnow on the new-look Dodgers, who add another All-Star bat to the lineup.

 

#258
Of the $23.5 million in Teoscar Hernández's deal with the Dodgers, $8.5 million will be deferred, to be paid out from 2030 to 2039, sources tell ESPN. The corner-outfield market is tough, and Hernández opted for a big one-year deal with the best team over other multiyear offers.


 

spongebob squarepants bullshit GIF

#262
2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Stroman to Yankees

Marcus Stroman signed a 3-year, $71 million deal with the Chicago Cubs,and opted out of the $21 million he was owed this year.Now, he’s guaranteed $37 million over 2 years, which can turn into $55M over 3 years (if he pitches 140IP in 2025).Most important to Stroman, he is home

 

#265
1 hour ago, kevwun said:

His numbers in Yankee stadium are really good.  For the opposing team.

That’s mostly driven by Judge’s absurdly good stats against him. He’ll be fine

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#267

well dang, had my eyes on Brewers as needing an upgrade at 1st….. Rangers Lowe being the centerpiece of Rangers offer for Brewers Corbin Burnes

#268
2/$34M with an opt-out for Hoskins to Mil. 
Surprised he went for two years instead of one. Does he think he won't be able to play part of the first year?
#271

 

Angels' Anthony Rendon complains the MLB season is too long; ex-Nationals teammate says he 'hates baseball' https://t.co/euKiDSVlZu

Ranger & Astro fans alike should agree that he's a great piece of the division. 

#273
On 1/24/2024 at 3:36 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

Angels' Anthony Rendon complains the MLB season is too long; ex-Nationals teammate says he 'hates baseball' https://t.co/euKiDSVlZu

Ranger & Astro fans alike should agree that he's a great piece of the division. 

Old Arte really knows how to pick 'em

#274

Rendon played 1 seasons worth in the last 3…Trout is Ripken like in comparison!😜

#275

Rendon is fucking very punchable.   Always has come off as a super douche to me.  

 

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#276
The Baltimore Orioles are nearing a trade to acquire former Cy Young winner Corbin Burnes from the Milwaukee Brewers, sources tell ESPN. Deal isn’t done but is trending toward it.

 

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#277

Done deal

The Orioles use their deep reserve of prospects to acquire their most obvious need -- an ace, albeit 1 repped by Scott Boras, who is entering his walk year. A go-for-it move for 2024. https://t.co/ZNlTTFxkTY

 

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#278
Theo Epstein is returning to the Boston Red Sox. He'll join Fenway Sports Group as a senior adviser, and while he won't be in charge of personnel decisions, his voice should carry enormous weight as the Red Sox figure out how to get back into contention in the brutal AL East.

 

#279
15 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Done deal

The Orioles use their deep reserve of prospects to acquire their most obvious need -- an ace, albeit 1 repped by Scott Boras, who is entering his walk year. A go-for-it move for 2024. https://t.co/ZNlTTFxkTY

 

Feels like one of those rare mutually beneficial trades 

#280
1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Feels like one of those rare mutually beneficial trades 

Hate to see Hall go … LHP with electric stuff … who’s on the verge of ML success.

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#282

Quite the step up. The Royals’ previous biggest contract was Salvador Perez at 4/$82M

The Royals have signed SS Bobby Witt Jr. to the largest contract in franchise history 👑

 

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#283
11 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Quite the step up. The Royals’ previous biggest contract was Salvador Perez at 4/$82M

The Royals have signed SS Bobby Witt Jr. to the largest contract in franchise history 👑

 

Remember, this is the organization that let Beltran walk over a $1M difference. Not per year but over the life of the contract.

I'm still not sold on our GM but it looks like ownership has deeper pockets than ever before.

#284

Acuna must punch himself in the f'n nuts every time he sees one of these contracts handed out. 

#286

 

Happy to hear Kershaw is back. We’d have been sad to see him go.

 

#287
Second baseman Jose Altuve and the Houston Astros are in agreement on a five-year, $125 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. Altuve was set to hit free agency after this season but will remain with the team for which he has played since his debut in 2011.

 

#288

Does Brian Cashman work nights for the Astros? 5 year, $25 million a year to a 30 whatever year old with an injury history coming off a couple seasons of declining production is a bold strategy cotton. 

#289
1 hour ago, David Dennison said:
Second baseman Jose Altuve and the Houston Astros are in agreement on a five-year, $125 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. Altuve was set to hit free agency after this season but will remain with the team for which he has played since his debut in 2011.

 

That was a close one. Spring training about to start.  Right at the buzzer as they say

#290
Does Brian Cashman work nights for the Astros? 5 year, $25 million a year to a 30 whatever year old with an injury history coming off a couple seasons of declining production is a bold strategy cotton. 
Over 900 OPS and over 150 OPS+ last two seasons is a decline all of us in Houston will deal with
#291
Just now, Scraps said:
7 minutes ago, Helobious said:
Does Brian Cashman work nights for the Astros? 5 year, $25 million a year to a 30 whatever year old with an injury history coming off a couple seasons of declining production is a bold strategy cotton. 

Over 900 OPS and over 150 OPS+ last too seasons is a decline all of us in Houston will deal with

I mean you’re looking at 1 more good season, 1 decent one, and 3 years of dogshit. These contracts to guys his age have worked out well exactly 0% of the time.  

#292
I mean you’re looking at 1 more good season, 1 decent one, and 3 years of dogshit. These contracts to guys his age have worked out well exactly 0% of the time.  
Cool we are paying him 10 mil a year the last 2 seasons.
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#293
21 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I mean you’re looking at 1 more good season, 1 decent one, and 3 years of dogshit. These contracts to guys his age have worked out well exactly 0% of the time.  

How many years of dogshit are the Yankees going to get from Judge at $40M/yr?  His contract takes him through age 39, same as Altuve’s. 

#294
Just now, TonyTexas said:

How many years of dogshit are the Yankees going to get from Judge at $40M/yr?  His contract takes him through age 39, same as Altuve’s. 

Judge has star power that brings people to the stadium. He’s been in the top 3 of jersey sales for the past 5 years, I don’t think Altuve has cracked the top 10 outside of one season. Judge’s contract is an investment that more than pays for itself. No one is coming to MMP to see a 38 year old Altuve and his .680 OPS play. They’ll come to see Judge run into a few homers at that age though. 

#295
37 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Does Brian Cashman work nights for the Astros? 5 year, $25 million a year to a 30 whatever year old with an injury history coming off a couple seasons of declining production is a bold strategy cotton. 


altuve to the yankees ….

Jose Altuve to the boys at Spring Training:

 

#297
48 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Does Brian Cashman work nights for the Astros? 5 year, $25 million a year to a 30 whatever year old with an injury history coming off a couple seasons of declining production is a bold strategy cotton. 

The best and 3rd best seasons of his career by wRC+ is somehow “a couple seasons of declining production.”

Never change.

#298
4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz at Helo having to resort to jersey sales smack. 

That has a direct impact on ROI for the team for the contract. I don’t even get how you could argue that Altuvers deal is more team friendly than Judge’s when you account for revenue generated through merchandising, overall attention, etc.

#300
6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

That has a direct impact on ROI for the team for the contract. I don’t even get how you could argue that Altuvers deal is more team friendly than Judge’s when you account for revenue generated through merchandising, overall attention, etc.

You have no earthly idea how much revenue Jose Altuve generates for the Astros.

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