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University of Arizona and the curious case of the missing quarter billion dollars

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5 hours ago, gernblansten said:

"In my defense, I tens of thousands of exhibits to show just how distracting it is to work here, leading to simple accounting errors. Ex. 1 of 37,185.."

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nice car

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

U of A OnlyFans... deficit made up in record time


U of A sugar baby services 

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Nice neck - a lot to consider.

Hook’em!!!
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

1, 2, 3? I guess? Hottest last place finisher ever.

Comes down to labia on these three. Are you partial to a clean panini or an Arby Barbie?

8 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


Nice neck - a lot to consider.

Hook’em!!!

I am morbidly looking forward to the courtroom sketch artist's drawing of her at her upcoming fraud trial.  

15 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

nice car

what car?

5 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

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Sounds like she needs to put some skin in the game after coming up short. What’s her revenue projection with her Only Fans account?
5 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Is she related to Merton Hanks? 

or maybe Deep Throat?

Yea I don’t get how you miss that badly. But the cause seems pretty clear, they have been giving any student with half a brain a free education. Sucks to suck. 
“If you look at the band from 3.75 GPA to 4.0, there are a lot of students here that pay nothing,” he said. “We lose money on every one.”

Ass, gas or grass! No one ride for free!!!
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8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Wood.

I'm not proud of it, but yeah.

 

Hitting that is nothing to be ashamed of.

 

4 hours ago, LonghornBreeder said:

Having done my graduate work at that University I can confirm both the ridiculously distracting level of talent on campus and also the staggering level of stupidity on that campus.

Students from Arizona are far outnumbered by rejects of the Cal and Texas programs. I couldn't tell you how many unreadable, incoherent essays I came across while grading for 3rd and 4th year classes. And these were students in communication science and linguistics courses.

 

Spent a semester there in grad school 20 or so years ago. I can double confirm the talent is fantastic. 

 

13 hours ago, msucolt45 said:


Nice neck - a lot to consider.

Hook’em!!!

God, now I can't unsee it. 

Maybe we can buy Fifita? That might help them a little.

and us a lot.

19 hours ago, gernblansten said:

"In my defense, I tens of thousands of exhibits to show just how distracting it is to work here, leading to simple accounting errors. Ex. 1 of 37,185.."

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Post more of this

18 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

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and post less of this.  
 

geez. What has this site come to.

14 hours ago, TornACL said:

Sounds like someone didn't understand what $(000) means at the top of the financial statement.

She just mixed up the m and mm at the end of numbers. 

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29 minutes ago, Eugene11 said:

Post more of this

and post less of this.  
 

geez. What has this site come to.

the dude your opinion GIF

Lisa has still got it, might be worth throwing the hat in the ring for some conjugal visits after she gets thrown in the slammer for fraud

14 hours ago, Earl Haffler said:

nice car

And sweet headlights.

On 11/9/2023 at 3:14 PM, Steel Shank said:

Look, I've banged a bunch of hot CFO broads, and can tell you the one above really likes to get down, get nasty.

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On 11/9/2023 at 3:13 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

 

How fired does the UA CFO have to be for messing up finances by a quarter billion?

 

fired?  i think you're mistaken.

the CFO has management qualities in spades.

failing up is the norm.

 

Obviously the person who made this mistake is the same one who forgot to convert meters to yards on the failed Mars mission.

22 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

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He was kidding, they don’t hire women.

On 11/9/2023 at 8:05 PM, Deej said:

 

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How dare you. Alice Murphy is a fucking goddess. I get hard just thinking about getting yelled at by her.

Just now, 'stache said:

How dare you. Alice Murphy is a fucking goddess. I get hard just thinking about getting yelled at by her.

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*checking to see if their CFO went to Mays at Aggy. I’ll be right back. I’ve got a good feeling about this…….

https://sports.usatoday.com/ncaa/finances/104179

their athletics program is a mess

these are the academic side transfers (exclusive of student fees) that AU has had over the last 5 years

$27,866,490

$53,313,313

$11,792,618

$19,989,794

$11,331,638

totals to $124,293,853 in 5 years exclusive of the $12 million or so in student fees

in 2022 their athletics department also had $129,770,000 in debt and the debt service was $11,468,006

most of the PAC 12 is in the poor shape and some are worse

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