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#751
16 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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ya’ll remember this pissed everyone off?

Hell yes I do. Give up 40 points mid way into the 3rd qtr! No wonder we were barely ranked. 

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  • Has anyone else noticed how all the consistently weirdest guys talk a lot about how they don’t think Taylor Swift is attractive?

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#752
5 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

ya’ll remember this pissed everyone off?

Yeah, Manny Diaz’s defense sucked shit that year.

#753
23 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Surely yelling at fattyflattie and calling him a piece of shit will work this time.

I think one of the esteemed members of the surly gay mafia should offer him a life-changing blowjob. 

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#754
Taylor Swift contributed $100,000 to a GoFundMe page set up for the family of Lisa Lopez-Galvan, who was killed in a mass shooting at the Kansas City Chiefs’ victory parade earlier this week. https://t.co/BM5ezDw8Wl

 

#755
14 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The cameraman at football games used to pan to gorgeous women non-stop. We lost that thanks to Woke and then we found a loophole and we got mad because the gorgeous woman in question is Woke. 
 

 

I hope there is one prime time KC game next year where the NFL works with the TV crew to repeatedly show the suite, but always have Taylor out of frame or somewhere else. It would be fun to watch the reactions and speculation. 

#756
13 minutes ago, mdmost said:
Taylor Swift contributed $100,000 to a GoFundMe page set up for the family of Lisa Lopez-Galvan, who was killed in a mass shooting at the Kansas City Chiefs’ victory parade earlier this week. https://t.co/BM5ezDw8Wl

 

When was the last time Trump donated anything to anyone?

I’ll hang up and listen. 
 

(And no, him “donating” his presidential salary doesn’t count). 

#757
17 minutes ago, mdmost said:
Taylor Swift contributed $100,000 to a GoFundMe page set up for the family of Lisa Lopez-Galvan, who was killed in a mass shooting at the Kansas City Chiefs’ victory parade earlier this week. https://t.co/BM5ezDw8Wl

 

Why does she have to make everything about herself?!!??!!

#758
6 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

When was the last time Trump donated anything to anyone?

I’ll hang up and listen. 
 

(And no, him “donating” his presidential salary doesn’t count). 

Well she’s an actual billionaire though. 

#759
4 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Why does she have to make everything about herself?!!??!!

She’s such an attention whore /helobious

Just now, fattyflattie said:

Well she’s an actual billionaire though. 

Who stole fatty’s login?!?

#760
44 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

She’s such an attention whore /helobious

Who stole fatty’s login?!?

I’m a swifty bruh.  Wife was first few hundred picked in the lottery for the Houston show, and the eras tour was first concert for a couple of my girls.  I’ve got some swift fatigue, but that happened long before the Super Bowl and I don’t gaf about her politics. I *thought* she was actually somewhat conservative but I know the TN senator or whatever pissed her off and energized her over LGBTQ issues.  Remember vaguely that part of the documentary from one of the hundred million times the kids had it on.  
 

I dislike her boyfriend 100x more, and cherry on the top was the Tucker deal.  His bro and especially his wife seem cool af though.  

#761
1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Why does she have to make everything about herself?!!??!!

“A lot of people on my Facebook page are saying that she had the woman killed so she could donate the money and look good. Not sure if it’s true, but I’m hearing it a lot.” - Old MAGAts, prolly

#762
2 hours ago, mdmost said:
Taylor Swift contributed $100,000 to a GoFundMe page set up for the family of Lisa Lopez-Galvan, who was killed in a mass shooting at the Kansas City Chiefs’ victory parade earlier this week. https://t.co/BM5ezDw8Wl

 

she is a monster.

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#764
Taylor Swift made $370 million from her Eras Tour ticket sales and merchandise.In other words, $6 million more than Donald Trump and his sons were just ordered to pay in the NY business fraud case.

 

#765
7 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

I hope there is one prime time KC game next year where the NFL works with the TV crew to repeatedly show the suite, but always have Taylor out of frame or somewhere else. It would be fun to watch the reactions and speculation. 

What the average life-span of one of Taylor’s relationships? 

#766
What the average life-span of one of Taylor’s relationships? 
Her last relationship lasted six years.
#767
8 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
35 minutes ago, SamsCorner said:
What the average life-span of one of Taylor’s relationships? 

Her last relationship lasted six years.

No shit, how many songs she get out of that one?

#768
4 minutes ago, SamsCorner said:

No shit, how many songs she get out of that one?

You got every song redone as Taylor’s version. Now she’s back with a new album coming out from that breakup lol.

#769
13 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I think one of the esteemed members of the surly gay mafia should offer him a life-changing blowjob. 

surly gay mafia:

 

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#771
I can see why the GOP hates Taylor Swift…. When she’s not ruining the NFL, she’s making kids with cancer feel like the most special person in the world.Truly vile stuff. https://t.co/wH0ZSPMvl8

 

 

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#772

Ok, who's cutting onions in here?  She can do no wrong. 

#774

Gonna watch that clip with my daughter when she gets home from volleyball and I'm not crying, you fuckers are crying!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing joy and empowerment to young girls, can you freakin' imagine?  

#775

To be fair, the kid with cancer should really pick themselves up by the bootstraps, get a job and start contributing their fair share. Lying in bed all day and looking for sympathy from minor celebrities is no way to get ahead in this world.

#776
7 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
I can see why the GOP hates Taylor Swift…. When she’s not ruining the NFL, she’s making kids with cancer feel like the most special person in the world.Truly vile stuff. https://t.co/wH0ZSPMvl8

 

 

Why would I want anything to do with this vibe when I can have trust fund baby turned bitter old man wailing on how unfair life has been to him on a 10 year loop? No thank you, Taylor!

#777

As fate would have it, Eric Trump’s main pitch for his bullshit Saint Jude charity scam was children with cancer.    He’s by far and away the most emotionally vulnerable member of the Trump family.  Let’s see if we can’t get him to take his own life.  

#780

Bad= mad, autocorrect.

If you think your taxes are too high right now, just think if you were single. Single people get absolutely boned in the system.

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#781
On 2/16/2024 at 7:41 AM, mdmost said:
Taylor Swift contributed $100,000 to a GoFundMe page set up for the family of Lisa Lopez-Galvan, who was killed in a mass shooting at the Kansas City Chiefs’ victory parade earlier this week. https://t.co/BM5ezDw8Wl

 

She seems like a good person. Let's all hate her!

#782
30 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Bad= mad, autocorrect.

If you think your taxes are too high right now, just think if you were single. Single people get absolutely boned in the system.

Well I’m married and I ain’t getting boned.  
 

watched it with my daughter last night and she loved it and then asked why I was tearing up.  Did not think about having to explain childhood cancers to her.  Dammit.  But if we’re honest, there’s a 50/50 chance Fox does a segment on how this viral clip shows Taylor pandering to gain fame and attention.  You know, because she’s not already famous but is shown too much at football games for her fame.  
 

we need to think of a new term for mental gymnastics for these people because gymnastics implies a modicum of coordination and there’s nothing coordinated about their brain activity.  

#783
19 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
I can see why the GOP hates Taylor Swift…. When she’s not ruining the NFL, she’s making kids with cancer feel like the most special person in the world.Truly vile stuff. https://t.co/wH0ZSPMvl8

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile over in MagaLand, special needs kid gets kicked out of a front row seat at a Maga rally, er I mean CPAC, just before DoTArd comes out to speak. 

 

 

 

#784
1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Meanwhile over in MagaLand, special needs kid gets kicked out of a front row seat at a Maga rally, er I mean CPAC, just before DoTArd comes out to speak. 

 

 

 

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Useless eaters.

#785
21 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
I can see why the GOP hates Taylor Swift…. When she’s not ruining the NFL, she’s making kids with cancer feel like the most special person in the world.Truly vile stuff. https://t.co/wH0ZSPMvl8

 

 

I guarantee you there are MAGAts on the internet right now claiming this kid is just an actor and is perfectly healthy. 

#786

They'll counter with Rob Schneider dressed like a soldier in a maga hat coming home to his dog or something. 

#787
On 2/16/2024 at 7:56 AM, DDD Dad said:

When was the last time Trump donated anything to anyone?

I’ll hang up and listen. 
 

(And no, him “donating” his presidential salary doesn’t count). 

Isn’t he known for feeding hungry college kids using his own money?

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#789
8 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

I guarantee you there are MAGAts on the internet right now claiming this kid is just an actor and is perfectly healthy. 

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#790

MAGA says she brought down FB/Insta with this:

Taylor Swift reminds her fans to go vote on Super Tuesday: “I wanted to remind you guys to vote the people who most represent YOU into power. If you haven’t already, make a plan to vote today.”

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#791
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“I wanted to remind you guys to vote the people who most represent YOU into power. "

 

Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark. 

I hope to God it does, at least.

 

 

#792
1 hour ago, The Dog said:

MAGA says she brought down FB/Insta with this:

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark. 

I hope to God it does, at least.

Paxton gonna fire up a lawsuit against her.

#793
Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Paxton gonna fire up a lawsuit against her.

Demand to see her medical records to prove she hasn't had an abortion before he lets her perform in Texas. 

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#794
On 2/12/2024 at 3:22 PM, Helobious said:

No. But people gave me a lot of shit on the baseball board a couple years ago for saying I could beat up Myles Straw, a 5’9” 170 lb MLB center fielder. I’m literally both taller and bigger and likely tougher than him, but I was told I’d have absolutely no shot against him in a fight because reasons. It was so stupid of me to even suggest it.

you may have a shot.

Guardians Place Myles Straw On Waivers https://t.co/3JwNf6NsLG

 

#795
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

you may have a shot.

Guardians Place Myles Straw On Waivers https://t.co/3JwNf6NsLG

 

Not the thread bump I was expecting.

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