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12 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

These motherfuckers were on for 4 hours!!

 

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Probably infinitely better than Romo and Nantz.  

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Anyone else get a wwe vibe from the trophy area and narration when they began the broadcast?

You’re thinking of the Big XII conference championship

 

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

i will say this -- it surprised me how little all the other celebs got.  they did that one around-the-stadium thing showing lebron and lady gaga and some others.  shot to joe montana at the beginning.  other than that, it was just tswift.  i think she was the only one worthy of showing more than once.

She has some skin in the game

 

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

My favorite was when she chugged her drink.  Not sure why, but I thought it was pretty awesome.

 

She is dating a Kelce boy.  Someone has to keep up with Jason in the booth.

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Probably infinitely better than Romo and Nantz.  

No shit. We checked in to Nick every now and then,  and within a minute we were laughing.

14 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Probably infinitely better than Romo and Nantz.  

Romo sounds like he’s 75.  

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Romo sounds like he’s 75.  

Romo said “leverage” for more time than Taylor was on-screen last night. 

31 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

1975, she was a junior

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ooh i like her steve buscemi GIF

31 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

1975, she was a junior

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i guess Taylor got her Dad's looks

3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Romo said “leverage” for more time than Taylor was on-screen last night. 

But I learned a lot of technical pro football minutia from listening to him. For instance, I wasn’t sure if Kansas City jumping off sides was a bad thing until I heard him repeatedly saying they should not do that.

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Romo said “leverage” for more time than Taylor was on-screen last night. 

Anytime a counter play was run, you'd have thought Romo was seeing a dragon, yeti, bigfoot, or an alien landing.  Maybe all that wrapped into one.  

Well he was just going through all the permutations.

23 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Romo said “leverage” for more time than Taylor was on-screen last night. 

We thought his vocabulary word of the day was “permutations.”

51 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Probably infinitely better than Romo and Nantz.  

Oh. It was amazing. I wish I watched the whole game on Nick. 

Go woke go biggest audience ever

 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Go woke go biggest audience ever

 

And you believe msm cbs?????

 

lady on the internet says she overheard a guy at Carl’s Jr telling someone that his cousin works at cbs and the actual ratings were unbelievably bad.  The likes of which nobody had ever seen, many people said. 
 

the truth is there if you know where to look. 

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15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Go woke go biggest audience ever

 


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Fellas, is it gay to watch football?

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Fellas, is it gay to watch football?

Well, only if you do it with a dick in your mouth 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Fellas, is it gay to watch football?

No, but using the word "fellas" might be

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

1975, she was a junior

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I mean hell, Freeman and Erickson fucked her.  That chick gets around, man.  

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

i guess Taylor got her Dad's looks

No she didn’t. She just wears a shit-ton of makeup to hide her chipmunk cheeks. She’s going to grow up to look just like her mom. 

No she didn’t. She just wears a shit-ton of makeup to hide her chipmunk cheeks. She’s going to grow up to look just like her mom. 

Isn’t she already 34? In other words pretty much already to the age where the hot trim in HS/College with the not so hot mom goes

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Fellas, is it gay to watch football?

Wait . . . is football gay?

 

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I mean hell, Freeman and Erickson fucked her.  That chick gets around, man.  

Erickson cast some elven magic to get it done though so that doesn’t count. 

14 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Tempers flare. It happens.

Chiefs won. No one cares. Get over it.

I suppose I’m supposed to know who AJ Brown is. I don’t. Maybe for him that’s true. For elite players, it’s not. Is that news?

You're not here on a football site for the football, are ya?

6 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Wait . . . is football gay?

 

No. It's just the commentators...

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I'm a Chiefs fan and think Kelce is a meathead.  I like Jason better despite his being a fucking Eagle.  That being said, I got a kick out of this season and the little romance.  It was fun.  It was positive.  There is nothing wrong with it at all, IMHO.  IDK shit about Taylor Swift other than a shit ton of folks like her music and she puts out a pretty damned positive message about drive and femininity.  She had fun at the games and ( to my limited knowledge) hasn't caused any off the field problems. So in the end, why get all turnt up about 2 super stars having fun and sharing their smiles and hugs during an otherwise innocuous NFL broadcast?

If it hurts you so badly, you control the remote.  Don't fucking watch it.  It's that simple.

But wait, people need to hear your outrage...  No they don't.

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8 hours ago, mdmost said:

Go woke go biggest audience ever

 

Averaged 123.4 million?  Look closely sheeple. 1, 2, 3, 4. Isn’t that a bit suspicious?  We’re going to expose this conspiracy of theirs after doing some more research or two weeks. Something like that. 

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The submarining of their masculinity would sound like a seismic anomaly or whales humping.  Anything but a good dad.  I doubt our sonars could even pick it up.  /clancy

6 hours ago, Burt said:

You're not here on a football site for the football, are ya?

Are the Texas Longhorns an NFL team?

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I really ate my dick in here yesterday. There’s probably better things I can do with my time than be upset at Swift attending football games I guess

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4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I really ate my dick in here yesterday.

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If I see any relatives on FB talking shit about Kelce and Swift I’m posting these

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I honestly didn’t even consider the political aspect of the Swift hate leading up to this Super Bowl.

I’ve said it dozens of other times in the site but I’m a fan. The take that she isn’t extremely talented and hardworking is comparable to takes that Brady is not the GOAT. Just silly. She’s a great role model, imo.

 

37 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If I see any relatives on FB talking shit about Kelce and Swift I’m posting these

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I just reply with "I thought you quit watching the NFL years ago. Why do you care?"

10 minutes ago, troph said:

I've decided I want the team who's star player won't thank God to win from here on out. there was no team to chose sunday. both QBs think God loves them more than the other guy.

It was clear on Sunday that God hates Jake Moody.

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8 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I’ve said it dozens of other times in the site but I’m a fan. The take that she isn’t extremely talented and hardworking is comparable to takes that Brady is not the GOAT. Just silly. She’s a great role model, imo.

My daughter (like many) is a huge Taylor Swift fan, and has been since elementary school.  She's now a senior and will be off to college far away before I know it, so for me, Taylor Swift songs mark my memories of her childhood, and for that (in addition to her songwriting talent), I have a big affinity for her. 

That she drives the MAGA crowd crazy is just a bonus.

2 hours ago, slorch said:

So in the end, why get all turnt up about 2 super stars having fun and sharing their smiles and hugs during an otherwise innocuous NFL broadcast?

I mean, you know why. "Fox man said I not supposed to like vaccine man and liberal woman. Psyop is a word I just learned."

12 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Someone has to keep up with Jason in the booth.

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12 hours ago, Rimbo said:

i guess Taylor got her Dad's looks

Seriously.  Is there any chance Taylor was a child of dad and a female landscaper, pool sweeper, maillady....?

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Seriously.  Is there any chance Taylor was a child of dad and a female landscaper, pool sweeper, maillady....?

those tend to be a little harder to pull off unnoticed

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14 hours ago, DixonHur said:

My favorite was when she chugged her drink.  Not sure why, but I thought it was pretty awesome.

 

 

Tay Tay! Drink!!

 

 

10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

No she didn’t. She just wears a shit-ton of makeup to hide her chipmunk cheeks. She’s going to grow up to look just like her mom. 

Lol no

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Has anyone else noticed how all the consistently weirdest guys talk a lot about how they don’t think Taylor Swift is attractive?

Can you believe they let Joni Mitchell perform for the Grammys looking like she did??

Sooooo gross! Women who age, disgusting 🤮

2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

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Is that supposed to be the Lombardi Trophy?

She's the goose that lays golden eggs.

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