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  • Has anyone else noticed how all the consistently weirdest guys talk a lot about how they don’t think Taylor Swift is attractive?

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8 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I read on the Interwebs that she was only dating him for his playoff bonus:

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Hold up..... are you under the impression that Nick Adams isnt a satire/troll account? 

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Would…..check ID

Profile says 21 carry on my dudes 

6 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Profile says 21 carry on my dudes 

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7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Profile says 21 carry on my dudes 

Then holy shit she's hot.

5 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Seriously.  Is there any chance Taylor was a child of dad and a female landscaper, pool sweeper, maillady....?

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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Taylor is worth over a billion dollars. She’s not doing this for money on the table. 

Probably losing money slumming around with sweaty NFL types.

58 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

True story. When my daughter was born, she looked NOTHING like my wife. If she hadn't looked so much like my side of the family we'd have been worried about babies swapped in the hospital. (Personality is definitely related to Mom in the decade since tho.) One relative even asked, "Is she your wife's?"

 

Its evolution, bra. Woman knows for a fact the kid is hers regardless of who it looks like because she squeezed it out. So she takes care of it.

Kids resemble their dads early on so dad knows it is his. So he helps take care of it. Thus dad's and mom's genes get passed on. 

 

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Few years ago I saw a lady eating a bowl of ramen while driving.

 

SMDH

Only someone with donkey brains would do that.

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

True story. When my daughter was born, she looked NOTHING like my wife. If she hadn't looked so much like my side of the family we'd have been worried about babies swapped in the hospital. (Personality is definitely related to Mom in the decade since tho.) One relative even asked, "Is she your wife's?"

De Efpañol y Albina, Torna  atras.

 

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3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Its evolution, bra.

is that what makes Taylor look rude sometimes?

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Its evolution, bra. Woman knows for a fact the kid is hers regardless of who it looks like because she squeezed it out. So she takes care of it.

Kids resemble their dads early on so dad knows it is his. So he helps take care of it. Thus dad's and mom's genes get passed on. 

 

This is true.  I was born with a lung issue, so they had to whisk me away for oxygen, and when they returned, they gave my mother the wrong baby, but she knew right away...or so she claimed.

53 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Hold up..... are you under the impression that Nick Adams isnt a satire/troll account? 

I have no idea who Nick Adams is, but I absolutely think there are plenty of Americans who would seriously make this comment.

17 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Well, only if you do it with a dick in your mouth 

But what if it is your dick?

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

or someone is making her do it for publicity

It's likely because of the kernel of truth that often exists in some theories (in order to make them appear believable). Most of us recognize that PR relationships are definitely a 'thing' in the entertainment industry, even formally written up etc. Promoting a movie, album, and so on with the celebs 'breaking up' sometime after the premier or release. It's a hot topic among fans and drives the side industries that thrive on the speculation. Swift and/or Kelce can date/marry whomever they wish and that's their business as long as no crimes (underage, DV, etc) are committed, whatever their relationship, this one got crossed over into the culture wars and that in itself drives more side industries. Bread and circuses for all.

5 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

She looks exactly like her just skinnier, wearing great make-up/hair, and more confident.

Don't know wtf you're looking at or talking about. If you're saying people only think Taylor is hot bc of her makeup, hair, and confidence, that's hilarious. 

2 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Don't know wtf you're looking at or talking about. If you're saying people only think Taylor is hot bc of her makeup, hair, and confidence, that's hilarious. 

Nah Taylor looks great. I just don't think high school mom looks that bad and you can see the structure of a good-looking woman in her face.

12 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

De Efpañol y Albina, Torna  atras.

 

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If only it had been a boy, then it'd be eligible for a job with the crown!

58 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Hold up..... are you under the impression that Nick Adams isnt a satire/troll account? 

I don't have time to deep dive twitter accounts, so it's unclear to me that this is not the real Nick Adams. I've had the displeasure of hearing Mr. Alpha Male speak in person on more than one occassion (don't ask), and based on my memory of those speeches, that twitter account posts exactly the kind of idiotic drivel he would say and which his infinitely gullible audience eats up. His victims undoubtedly believe TS to be a money-grubbing whore.

7 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

If only it had been a boy, then it'd be eligible for a job with the crown!

One of the other 8 kids will be a boy.

3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

where else you gonna masturbate??  Don't be a weirdo. 

Username checks out.

26 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

But what if it is your dick?

Good question, Ten Bears Fucking.

42 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Its evolution, bra. Woman knows for a fact the kid is hers regardless of who it looks like because she squeezed it out. So she takes care of it.

Kids resemble their dads early on so dad knows it is his. So he helps take care of it. Thus dad's and mom's genes get passed on. 

 

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of course kids often DO look like their mother JUST IN CASE the father isn't the husband

26 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Nah Taylor looks great. I just don't think high school mom looks that bad and you can see the structure of a good-looking woman in her face.

It's the up-turned pig like snout and roundish face that hurts mom in the HS pic.  Taylor largely avoided that misfortune and consequently is much better looking.

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

Profile says 21 carry on my dudes 

Yeah, well, so did Traci Lords'.

10 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Good question, Ten Bears Fucking.

Ten Bears Fucking is a good band name. 

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Yeah, well, so did Traci Lords'.

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44 minutes ago, dcbc said:

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hmmm, that reminds me... still need to see season 3

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1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

hmmm, that reminds me... still need to see season 3

I mean, if we're on the topic of hot as balls over-30 tall blonde singers who make football even more worth watching, this is totally on topic:

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3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Yeah, well, so did Traci Lords'.

Once upon a time in the valley was a pretty decent podcast

 

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 

I mean, if we're on the topic of hot as balls over-30 tall blonde singers who make football even more worth watching, this is totally on topic:

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I guess 49 is the new 30.

 

 

Stg if one of you says anything derogatory about Hannah Waddingham's looks..

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If its a conspiracy why didn't Kelce catch the game winning td?

5 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

counterpoint: she's worth over a billion dollars because everything she does is for money on the table.

She’s not getting paid to attend football games.

She’s not getting paid to attend football games.
I think his point was wealthy people never stop making money, and any attention is an opportunity to make new fans, get more streaming dollars, sell more merch, and continue to spread her witchcraft that is dividing our country.
9 minutes ago, 'stache said:

If its a conspiracy why didn't Kelce catch the game winning td?

That would have tipped the CIA script-writers’ hands. Much more subtle and believable to have Kelce be the guy who sets up the guy. 

4 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

But what if it is your dick?

I’d never leave the house?

Her live version of Drops of Jupiter is exceptional.

 

31 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Stg if one of you says anything derogatory about Hannah Waddingham's looks..

What about if it's about how she doesn't look like she'll ever take me to dinner? 

4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

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Cabrera has the dude thinking the bird is the father. 

1 hour ago, safe sex said:

Stg if one of you says anything derogatory about Hannah Waddingham's looks..

My ex-wife is a tall, blonde, blue-eyed ice queen type. I'm, therefore, somewhat obligated to be no longer attracted to the same. 

6 hours ago, Red Five said:

Then holy shit she's hot.

also, snake tattoo on her forearm and hand.  so, definitely give her 3putt's number.

1 hour ago, safe sex said:

Stg if one of you says anything derogatory about Hannah Waddingham's looks..

She’s no Hannah Montana!  

3 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

She’s no Hannah Montana!  

Miley is also v hot

I’m not arguing, just saying.  Also, hotness is ok, but ability to put up with my shit > hotness.  Otherwise I’d be single and navigating the hooker scene.  I’m happy with my status quo.  

11 hours ago, Js1 said:

Josh Allen is/was dating Hailee Steinfeld. She’s not TSwift, but she has her own music and has a long media career in TV and movies. 

And she’s really hot.

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