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On 11/10/2023 at 5:29 PM, henrygandorf said:

 

 

forks is tremendous, but it isn't truly standalone.  you really have to understand richie to appreciate the payoff.  and to understand richie, you need to see his journey and also see him stabbed in the asscheek.

Forks is truly mesmerizing but the real payoff is actually when Richie brings the chocolate banana dessert special to Cicero in the season finale.

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  • Has anyone else noticed how all the consistently weirdest guys talk a lot about how they don’t think Taylor Swift is attractive?

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    My 11 YO daughter asked me this morning when she can register to vote. I told her the republicans don't want her to vote until 18 so they passed a law banning kids from voting.  

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Might need to change the title to "MAGA vs Taylor Swift"

They're putting their best guys on the job.

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The “Alpha Male” in his twitter handle is something.

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I think Nick Adams is an elaborate troll in the same vein as that painter dude Gary

2 minutes ago, texasdago said:

He's totally a troll 

The real maga/incels are so ridiculous I truly can't tell the difference. 

He's very good at it. He's even drawn a few of my friends that are smart enough to know better offsides. 

8 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

He's very good at it. He's even drawn a few of my friends that are smart enough to know better offsides. 

Yep.  It took me a good 4 months to decide he was actually trolling them.

Yeah, I'm not social media savvy at all.  And like some of you who are politically astute, it took me a good while to realize what Nick was doing because I had no baseline or experience.  But he's really clever at it.  Better than Three Year dude.  The guy with the fake paintings is also good, but Nick has---and I don't know the proper terminology for the digital space---really good, dry comedic timing.  When I first saw his shit online, I emailed him with a note.  I didn't understand his schtick at the point, but said he was an unfunny, fatter, younger Wayne Newton.  And he replied "Danke Schoen" and we've been friends every since.  

I've told the story before but Charlie was in Austin about 8-10 years ago and this conservative Jewish group held a luncheon for him after he spoke on campus.  And he was a tool and all that, but he had this vision of getting more college kids active politically.  And he had a really clear plan and funding and a roadmap and I was impressed by his motivation and vision given his young age and recognition of apathy among his peers.  I thought he'd be a great fundraiser and organizer kinda guy.  Would not have thought in a million years he'd become a media darling and right-wing influencer.  As per usual with Lobo, my prize mistake---a lack of imagination.

18 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I've told the story before but Charlie was in Austin about 8-10 years ago and this conservative Jewish group held a luncheon for him after he spoke on campus.  And he was a tool and all that, but he had this vision of getting more college kids active politically.  And he had a really clear plan and funding and a roadmap and I was impressed by his motivation and vision given his young age and recognition of apathy among his peers.  I thought he'd be a great fundraiser and organizer kinda guy.  Would not have thought in a million years he'd become a media darling and right-wing influencer.  As per usual with Lobo, my prize mistake---a lack of imagination.

Did you ask him about his tiny fucking face?

On 11/12/2023 at 6:30 PM, aggie08 said:

Was Jon Voight always batshit crazy, or did the combination of old age, diminishing relevance, and Obama break him like it broke most of our parents?

Angelina Jolie is his daughter and I don’t think they’ve talked for 20 years, two different times.

5 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Angelina Jolie is his daughter and I don’t think they’ve talked for 20 years, two different times.

Crazy family.  Jon's brother is Chip Taylor, who wrote "Wild Thing" and "Angel of the Morning".

If a convertible '89 LeBaron is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Did you ask him about his tiny fucking face?

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Oh shit we got little people…little bits

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On 11/12/2023 at 7:30 PM, aggie08 said:

Was Jon Voight always batshit crazy, or did the combination of old age, diminishing relevance, and Obama break him like it broke most of our parents?

He's always been nuts.

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In the great cultural divorce the shitlibs get football and beautiful blonde women. 

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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We had some of my kid's friends over to my place for a sleepover.  One of them hadn't been here before and was picked up by her father yesterday.  I introduced myself, and asked if he had plans for the Super Bowl and who he was rooting for.  "49ers!  I have about had it with Taylor Swift."  His daughter rolled her eyes.  "Oh, not a fan of her music?" I asked.  He just laughed like we were both in on some inside joke.  "That's funny!" he said.  That was it, he told his daughter to tell us thank you, and they left.  Other than his need to flash his MAGA card, it was a normal interaction.

During the game, I kept laughing thinking about the dude as the Chief's made their comeback and Taylor Swift kept getting more screen time screaming like one of her own fans as the 49ers went down.

Small victories.

 

While I disagree, I can understand that some football fans didn’t like some players kneeling. It was more in their face. Now I see them pissed at Swift because they sorta know her political view but she is relatively passive about it. Some now just hate seeing a successful liberal person.

 

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1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

While I disagree, I can understand that some football fans didn’t like some players kneeling. It was more in their face. Now I see them pissed at Swift because they sorta know her political view but she is relatively passive about it. Some now just hate seeing a successful liberal person.

Well, you have to understand that she is known to provide support for local food banks and other charities while on tour, and that runs completely counter to what Jesus taught.

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

some players with melanin and an Afro-style hairdo kneeling.

Fify. 

11 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Fify. 

And what team did that guy play for?

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And what team did that guy play for?

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23 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

While I disagree, I can understand that some football fans didn’t like some players kneeling. It was more in their face. Now I see them pissed at Swift because they sorta know her political view but she is relatively passive about it. Some now just hate seeing a successful liberal person.

 

They don't like her because of anything she's done.  They don't like her because they've been told not to like her.  Its because the crazy right has gotten really good at targeting and tearing down public figures in their circle of informational influence.  I am guessing they caught wind of something regarding Swift and the election that might hurt Trump and they are proactively attempting to condition those they hold sway over to reject anything from her direction in the future.

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The MAGA white-knighting, so to speak, of San Francisco because they have two clean cut white guys in the backfield has been so boringly predictable.

"They just play the game the right way, you know? Some guys you can just tell. Like Michael Taaffe, or Jake Majors." 

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The MAGA white-knighting, so to speak, of San Francisco because they have two clean cut white guys in the backfield has been so boringly predictable.

I just wanted someone else to win. I don’t know or give a shit about the 49ers.
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And puppies and fishing please.

And Texas red and Willie Nelson

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1 hour ago, Goredho said:

I introduced myself, and asked if he had plans for the Super Bowl and who he was rooting for.  "49ers!  I have about had it with Taylor Swift."

"Nancy Pelosi is also rooting for the 49ers!"

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

This is their new “story”

 

I am sure that exhibiting some passion during a football game will be absolutely devastating to their relationship.

 

I didn’t care which team won last night, but it’s nice not to see a tidal wave of MAGA tweets this morning gloating about a Kelce/Swift loss.

I'm waiting for the conspiracy theories about Taylor talking to Roger Goodell in her suite during the game.

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12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

This is their new “story”

 

Add "passion during sporting event" to the things that have inexplicably become liberal. apparently.

19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

This is their new “story”

 

My "team" lost so I must now pivot to the next thing to outrage me instead of maybe just stopping being a hater ass bitch. 

I'm loving all the sudden outrage over Kelce's "disrespect" of the head coach.

Kelce makes more money than Reid.  That alone might offer some perspective on value.  Both are HOF locks, but an incredibly valuable player who is pissed he wasn't on the field for a pivotal bad play is not nearly so news-worthy as some want to make it out to be.  If he weren't dating Taylor Swift, nobody would have given a tinkers damn.  Just ridiculous.

23 minutes ago, mdmost said:

My "team" lost so I must now pivot to the next thing to outrage me instead of maybe just stopping being a hater ass bitch. 

Haters gonna hate.

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

We had some of my kid's friends over to my place for a sleepover.  One of them hadn't been here before and was picked up by her father yesterday.  I introduced myself, and asked if he had plans for the Super Bowl and who he was rooting for.  "49ers!  I have about had it with Taylor Swift."  His daughter rolled her eyes.  "Oh, not a fan of her music?" I asked.  He just laughed like we were both in on some inside joke.  "That's funny!" he said.  That was it, he told his daughter to tell us thank you, and they left.  Other than his need to flash his MAGA card, it was a normal interaction.

During the game, I kept laughing thinking about the dude as the Chief's made their comeback and Taylor Swift kept getting more screen time screaming like one of her own fans as the 49ers went down.

Small victories.

I don’t give a crap about Taylor Swift. I don’t like her music and I don’t think she’s particularly attractive or sexy. I don’t like the Chiefs. I like the city of San Francisco more than I like Kansas City and the niners have two former Buckeyes on the D line. I had every reason to want SF to win.

I was rooting for the Chiefs to get things going just because I wanted to see a competitive game. I was glad to see it go to OT. But I had no problem with the outcome just because of how stupid Trump and his MAGA base are and what a spineless, pathetic bunch of craven, power-hungry cultists the Republicans have become. Fuck all of them. They deserve the anger and frustration and angst. 

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm loving all the sudden outrage over Kelce's "disrespect" of the head coach.

Kelce makes more money than Reid.  That alone might offer some perspective on value.  Both are HOF locks, but an incredibly valuable player who is pissed he wasn't on the field for a pivotal bad play is not nearly so news-worthy as some want to make it out to be.  If he weren't dating Taylor Swift, nobody would have given a tinkers damn.  Just ridiculous.

A lot of NFL players have a problem with it, for valid reason

 

 

Last night during the game the wife asked me what the score was and I responded "49s 19, Chiefs 16, Tay Tay sightings 3." 

 

At some point I asked my daughter who the orange haired chick in the booth with Tay Tay was, and got roasted for not knowing. Apparently she(?) is some rapper who's name I have already forgotten that was in Barbie. God, dad. 

 

 

Just now, Helobious said:

A lot of NFL players have a problem with it, for valid reason

 

Well, yeah....because AJ Brown is black. And the MAGAs would be out in force demanding that that mouthy, uppity player who didn't show the proper respect to his superior be used as an example/warning to other fellas who might not have the proper respect for their place in the order of things.

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

A lot of NFL players have a problem with it, for valid reason

 

A lot?

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