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2 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Literally all of your new stuff is illegal in the US and about 8 other countries.

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  • Has anyone else noticed how all the consistently weirdest guys talk a lot about how they don’t think Taylor Swift is attractive?

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    My 11 YO daughter asked me this morning when she can register to vote. I told her the republicans don't want her to vote until 18 so they passed a law banning kids from voting.  

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9 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

True story, one time I was walking through the Everglades and got attacked by a panther, a black bear, a crocodile, and a 12-foot python all at the same time.  After I was done I had a couple pairs of new boots, an area rug, and some rather intoxicating cologne.  

No pterodactyl? Soft-ass kids of today.

44 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Have we ever discussed what type of animal you could beat in a fight?

No. But people gave me a lot of shit on the baseball board a couple years ago for saying I could beat up Myles Straw, a 5’9” 170 lb MLB center fielder. I’m literally both taller and bigger and likely tougher than him, but I was told I’d have absolutely no shot against him in a fight because reasons. It was so stupid of me to even suggest it.

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

No. But people gave me a lot of shit on the baseball board a couple years ago for saying I could beat up Myles Straw, a 5’9” 170 lb MLB center fielder. I’m literally both taller and bigger and likely tougher than him, but I was told I’d have absolutely no shot against him in a fight because reasons. It was so stupid of me to even suggest it.

Could his pay stub beat up your pay stub?

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Is that fat Jessica Simpson next to Tayor?

I think that's Taylor's mom.

7 hours ago, Goredho said:

Other than his need to flash his MAGA card, it was a normal interaction.

Did he talk in a high whiny Tucker voice, or a low gruff narrating-a-truck-commercial voice? Because I can only respect a low gruff narrating-a-truck-commercial voice.

21 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

True story, one time I was walking through the Everglades and got attacked by a panther, a black bear, a crocodile, and a 12-foot python all at the same time.  After I was done I had a couple pairs of new boots, an area rug, and some rather intoxicating cologne.  

'Intoxicating Cologne'...60% of the time it's 120 proof and works every time.  

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It was so stupid of me.

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5 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

I think that's Taylor's mom.

Someone get word to Travis.

 

they all end up looking like their mother.  It’s inevitable 

10 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

I think that's Taylor's mom.

Correct. Also, didn't know this...

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Taylor Swift's mom is Andrea Swift (née Finlay). Andrea is a former marketing manager at an advertising agency. She was born on January 10, 1958, in Pennsylvania, United States. She attended Memorial High School in Houston, Texas, and graduated from the University of Houston.

Surely we've got some members that went to Memorial in the mid-70s...

4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Someone get word to Travis.

 

they all end up looking like their mother.  It’s inevitable 

image.gif.ce4d47f385465d7c2ce518c4f72bab58.gif You gotta DiCaprio ‘em.

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

image.gif.ce4d47f385465d7c2ce518c4f72bab58.gif You gotta DiCaprio ‘em.

Sort of a less legally questionable Wooderson.

11 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Correct. Also, didn't know this...

Surely we've got some members that went to Memorial in the mid-70s...

Go Mustangs!

12 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Correct. Also, didn't know this...

Surely we've got some members that went to Memorial in the mid-70s...

wait a minute.  I know her.  we had geography together!  

Just now, troph said:

Well 95% of them I release so that means I win, again. 

you fucking savage

Just now, troph said:

Makes you smeil mainly. 

"You read very nice."

"You lie very nice."

56 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Did he talk in a high whiny Tucker voice, or a low gruff narrating-a-truck-commercial voice? Because I can only respect a low gruff narrating-a-truck-commercial voice.

He spoke like a goddamed moron.

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Do you even NFL conspiracy bro? 

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Here, Swift and Goodell script out the last 10 plays of overtime. Even more difficult, Goodell directs the post-game kiss scenes. 

“Thank you, Taylor.  Thank you for saving the NFL.” 

is this the next annoying thing that will totally make people watch football not that much anymore?

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

No. But people gave me a lot of shit on the baseball board a couple years ago for saying I could beat up Myles Straw, a 5’9” 170 lb MLB center fielder. I’m literally both taller and bigger and likely tougher than him, but I was told I’d have absolutely no shot against him in a fight because reasons. It was so stupid of me to even suggest it.

Are you Nick Adams renowned Alpha Male?  

Oh wait, he's literally taller?  Okay, shit...my bad.  I thought he was just figuratively of a longer figure.  I change my bet then.  Money's on Helobious, let it ride.  

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

I think that's Taylor's mom.

Jessica Simpson is Taylor’s mom?

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

True story, one time I was walking through the Everglades and got attacked by a panther, a black bear, a crocodile, and a 12-foot python all at the same time.  After I was done I had a couple pairs of new boots, an area rug, and some rather intoxicating cologne.  

60% of the time...  It works every time...

44 minutes ago, troph said:

Heck yes! I thought for sure I was going to have to explain the reference. 

I swear that line has been stuck in my head like a permanent earworm any time I think of how I smell/stink.

16 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

is this the next annoying thing that will totally make people watch football not that much anymore?

No, this is the NFL doing whatever it can to gain back fans after all they lost from the kneeling for basic human rights debacle. They were struggling mightily after that if you remember. They almost got back into the black thanks to TS. They might just survive after all.  

2 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

No, this is the NFL doing whatever it can to gain back fans after all they lost from the kneeling for basic human rights debacle. They were struggling mightily after that if you remember. They almost got back into the black thanks to TS. They might just survive after all.  

Anyone else get a wwe vibe from the trophy area and narration when they began the broadcast?

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

True story, one time I was walking through the Everglades and got attacked by a panther, a black bear, a crocodile, and a 12-foot python all at the same time.  After I was done I had a couple pairs of new boots, an area rug, and some rather intoxicating cologne.  

I look forward to the day when you could simply say you were attacked by a bear. 

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Correct. Also, didn't know this...

Surely we've got some members that went to Memorial in the mid-70s...

I just looked her up in my yearbook, she was a class behind me.  Not bad looking, but I sure don't remember her.

You should be Swiftpilling. You need to be Travis and TayTay Maxxing. Just follow the light, really. All you need to do is watch football and enjoy a conventionally attractive woman who sings inoffensive pop songs.  Your politics need to be “let’s be normal and nice.” They are trying to wake us from our long national nightmare. 

7 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I just looked her up in my yearbook, she was a class behind me.  Not bad looking, but I sure don't remember her.

So not a stripper.

45 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I just looked her up in my yearbook, she was a class behind me.  Not bad looking, but I sure don't remember her.

Picture?

7 hours ago, Helobious said:

So am I a MAGA-tard if I just wanted the 9ers to win because I’m sick of the chiefs, don’t like mahomes, don’t like Kelce or Swift, and like watching football games without seeing or hearing about someone watching from the press box every 10 seconds? From reading this thread I guess I am.

Every 10 seconds huh…

 

i will say this -- it surprised me how little all the other celebs got.  they did that one around-the-stadium thing showing lebron and lady gaga and some others.  shot to joe montana at the beginning.  other than that, it was just tswift.  i think she was the only one worthy of showing more than once.

I'm surprised they didn't show her during the halftime show. Maybe she had to wait in line to take a piss with the regular people. 

My favorite was when she chugged her drink.  Not sure why, but I thought it was pretty awesome.

 

31 minutes ago, troph said:

Eyes like a beagle. 

Don't you think one dumbbell's enough?

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5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

So…not 100% then. 

 

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

He was rounding up.

I’m give 110% of my potential.

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

No. But people gave me a lot of shit on the baseball board a couple years ago for saying I could beat up Myles Straw, a 5’9” 170 lb MLB center fielder. I’m literally both taller and bigger and likely tougher than him, but I was told I’d have absolutely no shot against him in a fight because reasons. It was so stupid of me to even suggest it.

He hits like shit, so please go ahead. Even missing some spring training would be nice.

These motherfuckers were on for 4 hours!!

 

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Helobious had approximately 12 posts on two different threads (Football and CR) that mentioned Taylor Swift so given that she had 12 camera pans for a total of 54 seconds during a 4 hour and 8 minute game time, there should be _____ posts about the game itself by said poster.

Solve for X. Or Q. Whatever. It's pretty funny.

54 seconds can be an eternity for MAGATs

22 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

Hey Megyn, you could ditch.

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