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1 minute ago, Bevo said:

I wouldn't go that far but there are lots of pretty women there. Half the store workers were from the Czech Republic it seemed.

That’s my recollection*. Beautiful land, beautiful people (mostly).  

*potentially influenced. 

11 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Everyone there is good looking at a minimum over there.  

To me it look like a leprechaun to me.gif

On 11/11/2023 at 3:23 AM, Gatorubet said:

Have they considered throwing Björk in the volcano to appease the gods?

I'm pretty sure being presented with an aggy will just piss them off more. 

On 11/11/2023 at 1:23 AM, Gatorubet said:

Have they considered throwing Björk in the volcano to appease the gods?

 

On 11/11/2023 at 6:15 AM, Bevo said:

What about a virgin? Does she have to be good looking or do volcanoes not care?


No to both. Volcanoes want Joe.

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On 11/10/2023 at 9:44 PM, Genco said:

God I miss the Taco Bell enchirito.

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Italy has a Naples volcano (not Vesuvius) that has been acting up lately.  https://www.firstpost.com/explainers/a-supervolcano-in-italy-is-waking-up-should-we-be-concerned-13377742.html

Campi Flegrei is considered to be much more dangerous than Vesuvius. 

And to no surprise, Italy does not have a great evacuation plan in case of an immediate eruption.

 

 

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

And to no surprise, Italy does not have a great evacuation plan in case of an immediate eruption.

Italy: where mañana time was invented.

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This hits close to home, as that was what we used to call our high school girls basketball coach.

On 11/11/2023 at 4:23 AM, Gatorubet said:

Have they considered throwing Björk in the volcano to appease the gods?

Greta Thunberg would be a better choice.

18 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

And to no surprise, Italy does not have a great evacuation plan in case of an immediate eruption.

 

 

It worked out great last time.  Tourist trade skyrocketed.  

1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

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Sounds like they’re gonna need a lot of this.

I think they are going to have plenty of Lava.  

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1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

And to no surprise, Italy does not have a great evacuation plan in case of an immediate eruption.

Oh, they have a plan.

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Oh, they have a plan.

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They are going to be in a Tool video?

39 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I think they are going to have plenty of Lava.  

But not the Lava that cuts through even the toughest grease, grime, glue, goop, dirt, tar, oil, sap, and paint.

 

I wish I could find the original source for these videos to avoid giving these accounts clicks but didn't have any luck.

It's a steamy crack.

 

This one is an interview right next the damn thing in English.

 

 

1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Greta Thunberg would be a better choice.

I was thinking " Ms. Honeywell " aka " Lassie " from Porky's.

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19 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I wish I could find the original source for these videos to avoid giving these accounts clicks but didn't have any luck.

It's a steamy crack.

Speaking of steamy cracks, I was with South Austin’s mom last night.

Anyone else humming “Frodo of the nine fingers”?    

On 11/12/2023 at 10:06 AM, Deej said:

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If you have a Taco Casa nearby, get a Chelada.  They're better than the Enchirito.

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The enchirito I got back in the summer was covered in enchilada sauce and was pretty damn good. It looked nothing like the picture in this thread. 

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

I wish I could find the original source for these videos to avoid giving these accounts clicks but didn't have any luck.

It's a steamy crack.

 

This one is an interview right next the damn thing in English.

 

 

I saw this happen in Ghostbusters.  Are we sure this isn't Gozer related?

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37 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I saw this happen in Ghostbusters.  Are we sure this isn't Gozer related?

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“Go get her, Ray” 

5 hours ago, bolverk said:

I wish I could find the original source for these videos to avoid giving these accounts clicks but didn't have any luck.

It's a steamy crack.

 

This one is an interview right next the damn thing in English.

 

 

Surtur Rising!
 

 

6 hours ago, Bevo said:

I was thinking " Ms. Honeywell " aka " Lassie " from Porky's.

What’s your problem with Kim catrell?

They’re finally paying the price for centuries of Iceland-green, Greenland-ice mindfuckery . You reap what you sew.

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7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What’s your problem with Kim catrell?

I was originally thinking the fat female gym teacher in Porky's could plug the volcano hole but I couldn't remember her name.

13 minutes ago, CleverNickname said:

Well, is it going to cum or what?

There is still a decent chance that it is a dry run.

I think the best chance though is that it is more of an oozer than a gusher.

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I think the best chance though is that it is more of an oozer than a gusher.

So South Austin's grandma instead of South Austin's mom?

What to Know About Iceland’s Volcano Eruption and Possible Flight Disruptions - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

Most recent article I could find.  Seems like it's not as dire as once feared even if it does erupt.  They don't even expect flight delays if it erupts.  I knew Iceland had a bunch of volcanos, but not 130 of them with most of them active.  It's just a matter of time.

9 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

They’re finally paying the price for centuries of Iceland-green, Greenland-ice mindfuckery . You reap what you sew.

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22 minutes ago, HouTex said:

Most recent article I could find.  Seems like it's not as dire as once feared even if it does erupt.  They don't even expect flight delays if it erupts.  I knew Iceland had a bunch of volcanos, but not 130 of them with most of them active.  It's just a matter of time.

Well, they come from the land of ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the Hot Springs flow. 

1 hour ago, HouTex said:

What to Know About Iceland’s Volcano Eruption and Possible Flight Disruptions - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

Most recent article I could find.  Seems like it's not as dire as once feared even if it does erupt.  They don't even expect flight delays if it erupts.  I knew Iceland had a bunch of volcanos, but not 130 of them with most of them active.  It's just a matter of time.

BBC says this one isn't going to have a big impact on flight operations.

Iceland volcano: What could the impact be? - BBC News

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Isn't Iceland pretty much the tip of one massive volcano, and all the smaller volcanoes on the tip are venting it?

Just the tip. 

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Isn't Iceland pretty much the tip of one massive volcano, and all the smaller volcanoes on the tip are venting it?

Are you describing your herpes sores? 

19 hours ago, bolverk said:

It's a steamy crack.

Title of your sex tape?

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Well, they come from the land of ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the Hot Springs flow. 

Ba Bum Bum Ba Bum

Ba Bum Bum Ba Bum

Repeat

1 hour ago, Not that Bob said:

Ba Bum Bum Ba Bum

Ba Bum Bum Ba Bum

Repeat

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19 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

You reap what you sew.

is that what you do?

On 11/13/2023 at 2:48 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Italy has a Naples volcano (not Vesuvius) that has been acting up lately.  https://www.firstpost.com/explainers/a-supervolcano-in-italy-is-waking-up-should-we-be-concerned-13377742.html

Campi Flegrei is considered to be much more dangerous than Vesuvius. 

And to no surprise, Italy does not have a great evacuation plan in case of an immediate eruption.

 

 

You could have just quoted my post :)

 

On 11/10/2023 at 8:52 PM, TexasEd said:

Also happening in Naples Italy but not Mt Vesuvius, the other side of Naples is a huge caldera that has been having hundreds of earthquakes a week.

It's also very densely populated with neighborhoods inside/on the caldera.

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